Chords for Your Favorite Martian - Damn I'm Ugly (feat. Billy Marchiafava)
Tempo:
116.7 bpm
Chords used:
D
A
Em
G
Am
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Yes, I'm ugly.
I don't let it bug me.
[Am] Oversized head with a face like [Em] Gumby.
Body like Play-Doh.
I don't feel ashamed though.
I don't give a [D] damn cuz I still got game though.
Woo!
[G] [A] [D]
[Bm] [A] [D]
[E] [G] I
I ain't never [A] really been
[D] Classically [Bm] beautiful.
I
I was a [A] hideous kid.
[D] Lookin' all [Em] unusual.
I
I had an ugly [A] ass mom.
[D] And I couldn't keep [Em] company.
Even my [A] imaginary [D] girl
Wouldn't hook up [Em] with me.
Then I was lookin' [Am] like somebody went and put [D] Medusa in a microwave with [Bm] Darth Sidious.
Then I started workin' out [A] and became a Chippendale.
[D] I'm just playin', I'm [Bm] still hideous.
I can't strip cuz I'm not [E] allowed.
I couldn't [D] be a stripper at the [Em] Waffle House.
They say I'd look good in a circus [G] show.
I wouldn't look good in a [Em] burka, bro!
Yes, I'm ugly.
I don't let it bug [A] me.
Oversized head [D] with a face like [E] Gumby.
Body [G] like Play-Doh.
I don't feel ashamed [Am] though.
I don't give a damn [D] cuz I still got game [Em] though.
Yes, I'm ugly.
I don't let it bug [A] me.
Oversized head [D] with a face like [Bm] Gumby.
Body like Play-Doh.
I don't feel ashamed [Am] though.
I don't give a damn [D] cuz I still got game [Em] though.
Girls like this, I promise I'll [E] be quick.
Yeah, I could [D] be everything but let me make [Em] a list.
I'm ugly as shit.
I look [Am] homeless.
And my clothes [D] don't fit.
I'm a human [Em] trash bin.
You ain't the type of man [A] I like.
I said, what [D] you mean?
She [Bm] said
No, I don't really like [A] guys who got low [D] self-esteem.
Wait, let [Bm] me run that back.
Look, I made a mill off the [Am] internet.
They call me [D] Mr.
Independent.
Labels are [Em] sick of him.
It's Billy.
And I got so many [A] fans.
I can't [D] even leave the house without [Bm] seeing them.
I might be ugly [Am] but I'm still a man.
[D] I might be ugly but [Em] ugly to brand.
Oh, what's your [A] name again?
Don't worry bout it.
Get you another [Em] man.
Yes, I'm ugly.
I don't let it bug [A] me.
Oversized head with [D] a face like Gumby.
[Em] Body like Play-Doh.
I don't feel ashamed though.
[Am] I don't give a damn cuz [D] I still got game though.
[Em] Yes, I'm ugly.
I don't let it bug me.
[A] Oversized head with a [D] face like Gumby.
[G] Body like Play-Doh.
[Em] I don't feel ashamed though.
[A] I don't give [E] a damn cuz I still got
Wait a minute, let me ask you, what do I do?
[A] When my face is a wreck.
And [D] everybody keeps saying [G] I'm related to Shrek.
[C] But the people respect me [F#] cuz I'm not a cliche.
[B] And then I roll into the party.
[N] Everyone's like
[G] [B] That's right, feeling like I'm in my [A] zone.
Had to get [D] two phones, I'm just too well [E] known.
Started from the bottom where the grasses [A] grow.
Yeah, and I ain't gonna [D] stop till the caskets [E] close.
I'm just a pizza guy, really about my [A] dough.
Just trust me, I [D] jump on that track and get it [E] jumping.
What the [G] hell are you talking about?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I got a little carried away.
Yes, I'm ugly.
[E] I don't let it bug me.
I don't wanna [D] be cute.
That's [G] right, I'm ugly.
[Em] I don't let it bug me.
[Am] I won't even [D] dispute the [Em] fact that I'm ugly.
I don't let it bug me.
[A] And I don't feel [D] ashamed.
[G] I don't [Em] give a damn [A] cuz I still [G] got game.
[F#m] Bam!
Uno [D] reverse card.
I lost the keys to
I don't let it bug me.
[Am] Oversized head with a face like [Em] Gumby.
Body like Play-Doh.
I don't feel ashamed though.
I don't give a [D] damn cuz I still got game though.
Woo!
[G] [A] [D]
[Bm] [A] [D]
[E] [G] I
I ain't never [A] really been
[D] Classically [Bm] beautiful.
I
I was a [A] hideous kid.
[D] Lookin' all [Em] unusual.
I
I had an ugly [A] ass mom.
[D] And I couldn't keep [Em] company.
Even my [A] imaginary [D] girl
Wouldn't hook up [Em] with me.
Then I was lookin' [Am] like somebody went and put [D] Medusa in a microwave with [Bm] Darth Sidious.
Then I started workin' out [A] and became a Chippendale.
[D] I'm just playin', I'm [Bm] still hideous.
I can't strip cuz I'm not [E] allowed.
I couldn't [D] be a stripper at the [Em] Waffle House.
They say I'd look good in a circus [G] show.
I wouldn't look good in a [Em] burka, bro!
Yes, I'm ugly.
I don't let it bug [A] me.
Oversized head [D] with a face like [E] Gumby.
Body [G] like Play-Doh.
I don't feel ashamed [Am] though.
I don't give a damn [D] cuz I still got game [Em] though.
Yes, I'm ugly.
I don't let it bug [A] me.
Oversized head [D] with a face like [Bm] Gumby.
Body like Play-Doh.
I don't feel ashamed [Am] though.
I don't give a damn [D] cuz I still got game [Em] though.
Girls like this, I promise I'll [E] be quick.
Yeah, I could [D] be everything but let me make [Em] a list.
I'm ugly as shit.
I look [Am] homeless.
And my clothes [D] don't fit.
I'm a human [Em] trash bin.
You ain't the type of man [A] I like.
I said, what [D] you mean?
She [Bm] said
No, I don't really like [A] guys who got low [D] self-esteem.
Wait, let [Bm] me run that back.
Look, I made a mill off the [Am] internet.
They call me [D] Mr.
Independent.
Labels are [Em] sick of him.
It's Billy.
And I got so many [A] fans.
I can't [D] even leave the house without [Bm] seeing them.
I might be ugly [Am] but I'm still a man.
[D] I might be ugly but [Em] ugly to brand.
Oh, what's your [A] name again?
Don't worry bout it.
Get you another [Em] man.
Yes, I'm ugly.
I don't let it bug [A] me.
Oversized head with [D] a face like Gumby.
[Em] Body like Play-Doh.
I don't feel ashamed though.
[Am] I don't give a damn cuz [D] I still got game though.
[Em] Yes, I'm ugly.
I don't let it bug me.
[A] Oversized head with a [D] face like Gumby.
[G] Body like Play-Doh.
[Em] I don't feel ashamed though.
[A] I don't give [E] a damn cuz I still got
Wait a minute, let me ask you, what do I do?
[A] When my face is a wreck.
And [D] everybody keeps saying [G] I'm related to Shrek.
[C] But the people respect me [F#] cuz I'm not a cliche.
[B] And then I roll into the party.
[N] Everyone's like
[G] [B] That's right, feeling like I'm in my [A] zone.
Had to get [D] two phones, I'm just too well [E] known.
Started from the bottom where the grasses [A] grow.
Yeah, and I ain't gonna [D] stop till the caskets [E] close.
I'm just a pizza guy, really about my [A] dough.
Just trust me, I [D] jump on that track and get it [E] jumping.
What the [G] hell are you talking about?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I got a little carried away.
Yes, I'm ugly.
[E] I don't let it bug me.
I don't wanna [D] be cute.
That's [G] right, I'm ugly.
[Em] I don't let it bug me.
[Am] I won't even [D] dispute the [Em] fact that I'm ugly.
I don't let it bug me.
[A] And I don't feel [D] ashamed.
[G] I don't [Em] give a damn [A] cuz I still [G] got game.
[F#m] Bam!
Uno [D] reverse card.
I lost the keys to
Key:
D
A
Em
G
Am
D
A
Em
Yes, I'm ugly.
I don't let it bug me.
[Am] Oversized head with a face like [Em] Gumby.
Body like Play-Doh.
I don't feel ashamed though.
I don't give a [D] damn cuz I still got game though.
Woo!
[G] _ _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _
[Bm] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _
[E] _ [G] I_
I ain't never [A] really been_
[D] Classically [Bm] beautiful.
I_
I was a [A] hideous kid.
[D] Lookin' all [Em] unusual.
I_
I had an ugly [A] ass mom.
[D] And I couldn't keep [Em] company.
Even my [A] imaginary [D] girl_
Wouldn't hook up [Em] with me.
Then I was lookin' [Am] like somebody went and put [D] Medusa in a microwave with [Bm] Darth Sidious.
Then I started workin' out [A] and became a Chippendale.
[D] I'm just playin', I'm [Bm] still hideous.
I can't strip cuz I'm not [E] allowed.
I couldn't [D] be a stripper at the [Em] Waffle House.
They say I'd look good in a circus [G] show.
I wouldn't look good in a [Em] burka, bro!
Yes, I'm ugly.
I don't let it bug [A] me.
Oversized head [D] with a face like [E] Gumby.
Body [G] like Play-Doh.
I don't feel ashamed [Am] though.
I don't give a damn [D] cuz I still got game [Em] though.
Yes, I'm ugly.
I don't let it bug [A] me.
Oversized head [D] with a face like [Bm] Gumby.
Body like Play-Doh.
I don't feel ashamed [Am] though.
I don't give a damn [D] cuz I still got game [Em] though.
Girls like this, I promise I'll [E] be quick.
Yeah, I could [D] be everything but let me make [Em] a list.
I'm ugly as shit.
I look [Am] homeless.
And my clothes [D] don't fit.
I'm a human [Em] trash bin.
You ain't the type of man [A] I like.
I said, what [D] you mean?
She [Bm] said_
No, I don't really like [A] guys who got low [D] self-esteem.
Wait, let [Bm] me run that back.
Look, I made a mill off the [Am] internet.
They call me [D] Mr.
Independent.
Labels are [Em] sick of him.
It's Billy.
And I got so many [A] fans.
I can't [D] even leave the house without [Bm] seeing them.
I might be ugly [Am] but I'm still a man.
[D] I might be ugly but [Em] ugly to brand.
Oh, what's your [A] name again?
Don't worry bout it.
Get you another [Em] man.
Yes, I'm ugly.
I don't let it bug [A] me.
Oversized head with [D] a face like Gumby.
[Em] Body like Play-Doh.
I don't feel ashamed though.
[Am] I don't give a damn cuz [D] I still got game though.
[Em] Yes, I'm ugly.
I don't let it bug me.
[A] Oversized head with a [D] face like Gumby.
[G] Body like Play-Doh.
[Em] I don't feel ashamed though.
[A] I don't give [E] a damn cuz I still got_
Wait a minute, let me ask you, what do I do?
[A] When my face is a wreck.
And [D] everybody keeps saying [G] I'm related to Shrek.
[C] But the people respect me [F#] cuz I'm not a cliche.
[B] And then I roll into the party.
[N] Everyone's like_
[G] [B] That's right, feeling like I'm in my [A] zone.
Had to get [D] two phones, I'm just too well [E] known.
Started from the bottom where the grasses [A] grow.
Yeah, and I ain't gonna [D] stop till the caskets [E] close.
I'm just a pizza guy, really about my [A] dough.
Just trust me, I [D] jump on that track and get it [E] jumping.
What the [G] hell are you talking about?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I got a little carried away.
Yes, I'm ugly.
[E] I don't let it bug me.
I don't wanna [D] be cute.
That's [G] right, I'm ugly.
[Em] I don't let it bug me.
[Am] I won't even [D] dispute the [Em] fact that I'm ugly.
I don't let it bug me.
[A] And I don't feel [D] ashamed.
[G] I don't [Em] give a damn [A] cuz I still [G] got game.
_ [F#m] Bam!
Uno [D] reverse card.
I lost the keys to
I don't let it bug me.
[Am] Oversized head with a face like [Em] Gumby.
Body like Play-Doh.
I don't feel ashamed though.
I don't give a [D] damn cuz I still got game though.
Woo!
[G] _ _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _
[Bm] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _
[E] _ [G] I_
I ain't never [A] really been_
[D] Classically [Bm] beautiful.
I_
I was a [A] hideous kid.
[D] Lookin' all [Em] unusual.
I_
I had an ugly [A] ass mom.
[D] And I couldn't keep [Em] company.
Even my [A] imaginary [D] girl_
Wouldn't hook up [Em] with me.
Then I was lookin' [Am] like somebody went and put [D] Medusa in a microwave with [Bm] Darth Sidious.
Then I started workin' out [A] and became a Chippendale.
[D] I'm just playin', I'm [Bm] still hideous.
I can't strip cuz I'm not [E] allowed.
I couldn't [D] be a stripper at the [Em] Waffle House.
They say I'd look good in a circus [G] show.
I wouldn't look good in a [Em] burka, bro!
Yes, I'm ugly.
I don't let it bug [A] me.
Oversized head [D] with a face like [E] Gumby.
Body [G] like Play-Doh.
I don't feel ashamed [Am] though.
I don't give a damn [D] cuz I still got game [Em] though.
Yes, I'm ugly.
I don't let it bug [A] me.
Oversized head [D] with a face like [Bm] Gumby.
Body like Play-Doh.
I don't feel ashamed [Am] though.
I don't give a damn [D] cuz I still got game [Em] though.
Girls like this, I promise I'll [E] be quick.
Yeah, I could [D] be everything but let me make [Em] a list.
I'm ugly as shit.
I look [Am] homeless.
And my clothes [D] don't fit.
I'm a human [Em] trash bin.
You ain't the type of man [A] I like.
I said, what [D] you mean?
She [Bm] said_
No, I don't really like [A] guys who got low [D] self-esteem.
Wait, let [Bm] me run that back.
Look, I made a mill off the [Am] internet.
They call me [D] Mr.
Independent.
Labels are [Em] sick of him.
It's Billy.
And I got so many [A] fans.
I can't [D] even leave the house without [Bm] seeing them.
I might be ugly [Am] but I'm still a man.
[D] I might be ugly but [Em] ugly to brand.
Oh, what's your [A] name again?
Don't worry bout it.
Get you another [Em] man.
Yes, I'm ugly.
I don't let it bug [A] me.
Oversized head with [D] a face like Gumby.
[Em] Body like Play-Doh.
I don't feel ashamed though.
[Am] I don't give a damn cuz [D] I still got game though.
[Em] Yes, I'm ugly.
I don't let it bug me.
[A] Oversized head with a [D] face like Gumby.
[G] Body like Play-Doh.
[Em] I don't feel ashamed though.
[A] I don't give [E] a damn cuz I still got_
Wait a minute, let me ask you, what do I do?
[A] When my face is a wreck.
And [D] everybody keeps saying [G] I'm related to Shrek.
[C] But the people respect me [F#] cuz I'm not a cliche.
[B] And then I roll into the party.
[N] Everyone's like_
[G] [B] That's right, feeling like I'm in my [A] zone.
Had to get [D] two phones, I'm just too well [E] known.
Started from the bottom where the grasses [A] grow.
Yeah, and I ain't gonna [D] stop till the caskets [E] close.
I'm just a pizza guy, really about my [A] dough.
Just trust me, I [D] jump on that track and get it [E] jumping.
What the [G] hell are you talking about?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I got a little carried away.
Yes, I'm ugly.
[E] I don't let it bug me.
I don't wanna [D] be cute.
That's [G] right, I'm ugly.
[Em] I don't let it bug me.
[Am] I won't even [D] dispute the [Em] fact that I'm ugly.
I don't let it bug me.
[A] And I don't feel [D] ashamed.
[G] I don't [Em] give a damn [A] cuz I still [G] got game.
_ [F#m] Bam!
Uno [D] reverse card.
I lost the keys to