Chords for Your Favorite Martian - Verified

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_ [Em] used [Ab] to have no friends and no job and I'd sit around with no pants on had no dates got no love
Cuz I still live with my grandma
And everyone treated me badly city bus would [Db] drive [Ab] right past me my dog even said
He wants to see other [Bm] owners
[B] So I talked to a doctor
Cuz I was overthinking
That day she quit and she recommended.
I just start drinking
[G] My dating profile said [E] just swipe left cuz I know I'll annoy them women [G] wouldn't even look my direction
Hey, [F] Siri, [Eb] I have a boyfriend
Then [Abm] one day I overslept woke [C] up late like what the heck [Dbm] check my socials
Wait a sec [Gb] next to my name [N] was a big blue check
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[Ab] I'm feeling tremendous now people clap when I finish up a sentence now
They build a statue to honor my existence now.
I got the president filling [E] up my [Ebm] mentions.
[Ab] I
Don't need a chauffeur.
I had a car since last October ever since they gave me a Nobel Prize
I don't drive as a crowd carries me everywhere on their [N] shoulders.
They put my face on [G] a dollar
I grew a few inches taller being verified [Em] is amazing Ellen hit me up and said she wants to have my baby
And they tore down the sphinx and replaced it with my face and my social links and they named [N] a new species of dinosaur after
me pup pup a source [Ab] naturally
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_ No, grandma, I don't have to mow I'm verified now the veggie
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_ My [N] _ _ _ grandmama _ [Fm] _ _ _ used to tell me one day I would