Chords for Your Favorite Martian - Eff This Job (feat. Cartoon Wax)
Tempo:
119.95 bpm
Chords used:
G
Eb
D
Gm
F
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[G] [Eb] [C] [Gm]
[G] [D] [Eb] [C] [D] [F] I [G] hate this job.
I'm [Eb] about to quit.
[Bb] And [G] I'm gonna tell you right [Eb] now how I'm gonna do [G] it.
Listen, I'm gonna walk to the [D] back office [Cm] of the restaurant, [D] kick the [Bb] door off the hinges.
[G] Then I'll smash up the [D] room and steal [Eb] all the [A] ink for the printer, cause that shit's [G] expensive.
Then I hit the whole place with a [Eb] glitter bomb.
Then I grab [D] the PA [Eb] and I switch [G] it on, cause I got something to say in the [Eb] intercom.
Attention [D] customers, [G] I did your mom.
I'll tell them [D] every [Eb] day the cook puts his [Gm] feet in the creme [G] brulee, and I'll walk out
and [D] I'll be [Eb] smiling as all the [D] patrons [Eb] riot behind me.
It'll feel so [F] good when I'm walking [Gm] out.
[F] [Bb]
[Eb] I'm gonna give them [F] something to talk [Cm] about.
[G] Yeah!
Fuck this job.
Fuck this job.
[Cm] [G]
I hate this job.
[D] I'm about [Eb] to quit.
[Bb] And [Gm] I'm gonna [G] tell you right now [Eb] how I'm gonna do it.
[F] I'm [G] about to walk right out [Eb] of this awful [Gm] place.
I'm gonna [G] scream real loud in [Eb] my boss' [F] face.
I really wish [G] I could burn this place [D] down [Cm] like an office [Gm] space.
I [G] might end up going to [D] jail.
[Eb] Yes, I just [C] might [Gm] catch a case.
[G] I'll put the printer in the parking lot and crush it with my [Eb] car.
Give the company a yo [Bm] review of [Bb] Only One Star.
[G] Send a memo to the people over at [D] HR [Eb] that says if you need me I'm gonna be at the park.
It'll feel so [F] good walking [Gm] out.
[Bb]
[Eb] I'm gonna give [F] them something to talk [Cm] about.
[G] Yeah!
Fuck this job.
Fuck this job.
[Eb] [G]
[Eb] [G] I hate this job.
Yeah!
I'm [Cm] done with it.
Yeah!
[G] So repeat after me [Eb] if you're [D] ready to [Cm] quit.
[G]
Say I quit.
[Gm] I quit.
I'm walking [G] out right [Bb] now.
I'm [Eb] walking [Dm] out right now.
[G] Say I quit.
[Bb] I quit.
And I ain't coming back.
[C] And I ain't coming [G] back.
Bitch!
You gonna do it?
You [Cm] gonna walk out?
[Gm] Yeah, yeah, of course.
[G] But, but, but not right [D] now.
You know, [Eb] I owe my grandma [Gm] beer money.
Yeah, man, [Gbm] yeah.
My Verizon bills do.
Oh!
Bam!
Uno [D] reverse card.
I lost a few to
[G] [D] [Eb] [C] [D] [F] I [G] hate this job.
I'm [Eb] about to quit.
[Bb] And [G] I'm gonna tell you right [Eb] now how I'm gonna do [G] it.
Listen, I'm gonna walk to the [D] back office [Cm] of the restaurant, [D] kick the [Bb] door off the hinges.
[G] Then I'll smash up the [D] room and steal [Eb] all the [A] ink for the printer, cause that shit's [G] expensive.
Then I hit the whole place with a [Eb] glitter bomb.
Then I grab [D] the PA [Eb] and I switch [G] it on, cause I got something to say in the [Eb] intercom.
Attention [D] customers, [G] I did your mom.
I'll tell them [D] every [Eb] day the cook puts his [Gm] feet in the creme [G] brulee, and I'll walk out
and [D] I'll be [Eb] smiling as all the [D] patrons [Eb] riot behind me.
It'll feel so [F] good when I'm walking [Gm] out.
[F] [Bb]
[Eb] I'm gonna give them [F] something to talk [Cm] about.
[G] Yeah!
Fuck this job.
Fuck this job.
[Cm] [G]
I hate this job.
[D] I'm about [Eb] to quit.
[Bb] And [Gm] I'm gonna [G] tell you right now [Eb] how I'm gonna do it.
[F] I'm [G] about to walk right out [Eb] of this awful [Gm] place.
I'm gonna [G] scream real loud in [Eb] my boss' [F] face.
I really wish [G] I could burn this place [D] down [Cm] like an office [Gm] space.
I [G] might end up going to [D] jail.
[Eb] Yes, I just [C] might [Gm] catch a case.
[G] I'll put the printer in the parking lot and crush it with my [Eb] car.
Give the company a yo [Bm] review of [Bb] Only One Star.
[G] Send a memo to the people over at [D] HR [Eb] that says if you need me I'm gonna be at the park.
It'll feel so [F] good walking [Gm] out.
[Bb]
[Eb] I'm gonna give [F] them something to talk [Cm] about.
[G] Yeah!
Fuck this job.
Fuck this job.
[Eb] [G]
[Eb] [G] I hate this job.
Yeah!
I'm [Cm] done with it.
Yeah!
[G] So repeat after me [Eb] if you're [D] ready to [Cm] quit.
[G]
Say I quit.
[Gm] I quit.
I'm walking [G] out right [Bb] now.
I'm [Eb] walking [Dm] out right now.
[G] Say I quit.
[Bb] I quit.
And I ain't coming back.
[C] And I ain't coming [G] back.
Bitch!
You gonna do it?
You [Cm] gonna walk out?
[Gm] Yeah, yeah, of course.
[G] But, but, but not right [D] now.
You know, [Eb] I owe my grandma [Gm] beer money.
Yeah, man, [Gbm] yeah.
My Verizon bills do.
Oh!
Bam!
Uno [D] reverse card.
I lost a few to
Key:
G
Eb
D
Gm
F
G
Eb
D
[G] _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ [C] _ [Gm] _ _
[G] _ _ _ [D] _ [Eb] _ [C] _ [D] [F] I [G] hate this job.
I'm [Eb] about to quit.
[Bb] And [G] I'm gonna tell you right [Eb] now how I'm gonna do [G] it.
Listen, I'm gonna walk to the [D] back office [Cm] of the restaurant, [D] kick the [Bb] door off the hinges.
[G] Then I'll smash up the [D] room and steal [Eb] all the [A] ink for the printer, cause that shit's [G] expensive.
Then I hit the whole place with a [Eb] glitter bomb.
Then I grab [D] the PA [Eb] and I switch [G] it on, cause I got something to say in the [Eb] intercom.
Attention [D] customers, [G] I did your mom.
I'll tell them [D] every [Eb] day the cook puts his [Gm] feet in the creme [G] brulee, and I'll walk out
and [D] I'll be [Eb] smiling as all the [D] patrons [Eb] riot behind me.
It'll feel so [F] good when I'm walking [Gm] out.
_ [F] _ [Bb] _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ I'm gonna give them [F] something to talk [Cm] _ about.
_ [G] Yeah!
Fuck this job. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Fuck this job.
_ _ [Cm] _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ I hate this job.
[D] I'm about [Eb] to quit.
[Bb] And [Gm] I'm gonna [G] tell you right now [Eb] how I'm gonna do it.
[F] I'm [G] about to walk right out [Eb] of this awful [Gm] place.
I'm gonna [G] scream real loud in [Eb] my boss' [F] face.
I really wish [G] I could burn this place [D] down [Cm] like an office [Gm] space.
I [G] might end up going to [D] jail.
[Eb] Yes, I just [C] might [Gm] catch a case.
[G] I'll put the printer in the parking lot and crush it with my [Eb] car.
Give the company a yo [Bm] review of [Bb] Only One Star.
[G] Send a memo to the people over at [D] HR [Eb] that says if you need me I'm gonna be at the park.
It'll feel so [F] good walking [Gm] out.
_ [Bb] _ _ _ _
[Eb] I'm _ gonna give [F] them something to talk [Cm] about.
_ [G] Yeah!
_ Fuck this job. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Fuck _ this job.
_ _ [Eb] _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ [G] I hate this job.
Yeah!
I'm [Cm] done with it.
Yeah!
[G] So repeat after me [Eb] if you're [D] ready to [Cm] quit.
[G]
Say I quit.
_ [Gm] I quit.
I'm walking [G] out right [Bb] now.
I'm [Eb] walking [Dm] out right now. _
[G] Say I quit.
[Bb] I quit.
And I ain't coming back.
[C] And I ain't coming [G] back.
Bitch!
You gonna do it?
You [Cm] gonna walk out?
[Gm] Yeah, yeah, of course.
[G] But, but, but not right [D] now.
You know, [Eb] I owe my grandma [Gm] beer money.
Yeah, man, [Gbm] yeah.
My Verizon bills do.
Oh! _ _
Bam!
Uno [D] reverse card.
I lost a few to
[G] _ _ _ [D] _ [Eb] _ [C] _ [D] [F] I [G] hate this job.
I'm [Eb] about to quit.
[Bb] And [G] I'm gonna tell you right [Eb] now how I'm gonna do [G] it.
Listen, I'm gonna walk to the [D] back office [Cm] of the restaurant, [D] kick the [Bb] door off the hinges.
[G] Then I'll smash up the [D] room and steal [Eb] all the [A] ink for the printer, cause that shit's [G] expensive.
Then I hit the whole place with a [Eb] glitter bomb.
Then I grab [D] the PA [Eb] and I switch [G] it on, cause I got something to say in the [Eb] intercom.
Attention [D] customers, [G] I did your mom.
I'll tell them [D] every [Eb] day the cook puts his [Gm] feet in the creme [G] brulee, and I'll walk out
and [D] I'll be [Eb] smiling as all the [D] patrons [Eb] riot behind me.
It'll feel so [F] good when I'm walking [Gm] out.
_ [F] _ [Bb] _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ I'm gonna give them [F] something to talk [Cm] _ about.
_ [G] Yeah!
Fuck this job. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Fuck this job.
_ _ [Cm] _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ I hate this job.
[D] I'm about [Eb] to quit.
[Bb] And [Gm] I'm gonna [G] tell you right now [Eb] how I'm gonna do it.
[F] I'm [G] about to walk right out [Eb] of this awful [Gm] place.
I'm gonna [G] scream real loud in [Eb] my boss' [F] face.
I really wish [G] I could burn this place [D] down [Cm] like an office [Gm] space.
I [G] might end up going to [D] jail.
[Eb] Yes, I just [C] might [Gm] catch a case.
[G] I'll put the printer in the parking lot and crush it with my [Eb] car.
Give the company a yo [Bm] review of [Bb] Only One Star.
[G] Send a memo to the people over at [D] HR [Eb] that says if you need me I'm gonna be at the park.
It'll feel so [F] good walking [Gm] out.
_ [Bb] _ _ _ _
[Eb] I'm _ gonna give [F] them something to talk [Cm] about.
_ [G] Yeah!
_ Fuck this job. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Fuck _ this job.
_ _ [Eb] _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ [G] I hate this job.
Yeah!
I'm [Cm] done with it.
Yeah!
[G] So repeat after me [Eb] if you're [D] ready to [Cm] quit.
[G]
Say I quit.
_ [Gm] I quit.
I'm walking [G] out right [Bb] now.
I'm [Eb] walking [Dm] out right now. _
[G] Say I quit.
[Bb] I quit.
And I ain't coming back.
[C] And I ain't coming [G] back.
Bitch!
You gonna do it?
You [Cm] gonna walk out?
[Gm] Yeah, yeah, of course.
[G] But, but, but not right [D] now.
You know, [Eb] I owe my grandma [Gm] beer money.
Yeah, man, [Gbm] yeah.
My Verizon bills do.
Oh! _ _
Bam!
Uno [D] reverse card.
I lost a few to