Chords for Your Favorite Martian - Tig Ol' Bitties [Official Music Video]

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_ _ _ _ [Dbm] _ _ [Eb] It was the first day back to school, cutting up in class, acting like a tool, friends were
rolling in, we started talking about the summer, DJ saw Twilight, I spoke up and I asked my
friends, are there any new girls, 9's or 10's, hoping to view hotties that moved from other
cities and in walked this girl with sick old bitties.
I can't believe my [Ab] eyes, in a contest they'd win first prize, [Ebm] double D guarantee, I was
checking the size, [Ab] it's like two beach balls in a shirt disguise, [Ebm] or earth and mars, having
some fun, [Ab] wait I take that back, it's like two of the sun, [Ebm] but at this point I let my
mind run [Ab] and drifted off thinking about them sick [Gb] old bitties.
Ha!
Sick old bitties, [Ab] Mouse Fuji brought its twins, sick old bitties, [Bbm] two felons in a shirt, sick
old bitties, _ I [Gb] put books in my lap, sick old bitties, [Ab] head bobbing as she walks, sick old
[Bbm] bitties, oh my god, sick old bitties. _ _ _
Sick old [Ab] bitties, _ _ [Gb] sick old bitties, sick old bitties, _ _ _
[Bbm] _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _
[Gb] sick old bitties, sick old bitties, _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ [Eb] kept tripping in class cause I heard angry rats in a tiny white shirt, boobs having a
fiesta, later in lab we were messing with test tubes, couldn't take my eyes off the
new girls chest, boobs, wasn't paying attention, got busted, had to serve detention, in biology
we talked about the bees, the best kind of bees, boobies, I can't believe my [Ab] mind, I
hold a poker face to her, two of a [Ebm] kind, with each step her breasts getting redefined, [Ab] I'm
making my move, I'm thinking it's [Ebm] time, oh shit, I'm gonna ask her to prom, [Ab] and in my
head she responds, you're the [Ebm] prom, feeling nervous so I count to [Ab] three, I like your boobs,
go to [Gb] prom with me, ha, sick old [Ab] bitties, oh king kong boobs, sick old [Bbm] bitties, brace
racks and lamp, sick old bitties, _ _ [Gb] like my balls, sick old [Ab] bitties, real big, sick old
[Bbm] bitties, oh my god, sick old bitties. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ [Bbm] She said yes so I'm getting ready, [Gb] stain on my shirt, mom's spaghetti, [Db] I pick her up and I'm pretty sure [Ab] that she'll let me motorboat like brrrrr, [Bbm] I try to cop a feel once we get to [Gb] school, she said no touching, but for [Db] real, principal walks up on the [Ab] scene, it's time to announce prom king and [Bbm] queen, your favorite martian and sick old [Gb] bitties, congratulations to you both on [Db] winning, time slowed down and she jumped for [Ab] joy, then out of her dress jumped something [Bbm] more, tissues flew and rained from the [Gb] sky, oh my god you snuffed your [Db] shirt,
your favorite martian in a world of hurt, [Ab] oh, fake old [Gb] bitties, wow, sick old [Ab] bitties, who you breaking my heart with, sick old bitties, who you [Bbm] crushing my dreams with, sick old bitties, _ _ [Gb] I can't believe it, sick old [Ab] bitties, you really suck, sick old [Bbm] bitties, I can't believe you would do that, sick old bitties, _ _ _ why would you do that, what, [Ab] you just trying to get everyone's attention, [Gb] those aren't boobs, they're lies, lies I tell [Bbm] you,
_ but you know [Ab] I'm still down to make out if you [Gb] want to come back with me, you know what, never mind,
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