Chords for Your Favorite Martian - Grandma Got a Facebook [Official Music Video]

_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
[Eb] Grandma's got a Facebook now she's fitting in my friend
Don't care how it started but now it's got an end
She hopes we stay connected so my uncle's [Ab] in my hand
But I also know she's been [Eb] in my best friend's hand
Grandma, Grandma, _ _ _ _ Grandma, Grandma, Grandma, Grandma
_ _ _ _ Well ever [G] since Grandpa passed away [Eb] she's been chilling at home
Watching Soap half the day cause she's feeling alone
[Gm] So I set her up on Facebook and gave [D] the address to [Gm] my friends
And I asked them all to send a request
And no one would have guessed [Eb] one day she'd go wild
But Grandma got obsessed and changed her profile
And slutty me but sex and I was [D] appalled
When I saw a bunch of pictures [Eb] of her cleavage on her wall
Grandma's got a Facebook now she's fitting in my friend
Don't care how it started but now it's got an end
She hopes we stay connected so my uncle's in my hand
But I also know she's been in my best friend's hand
Grandma, Grandma, Grandma, _ _ _ _ Grandma, Grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma, Grandma, Grandma, Grandma
Then [Ab] she updated her status yeah and it made me pissed
Cause she said her grandson was a crybaby bitch
And all my stupid friends wrote her back
And they laughed and they all loved the comic
Cause they're whacked and I'm mad
Is [G] this considered abuse?
Yeah [Eb] you'd be pissed at it too
Cause now we're listed to do's
It's just pictures of dudes
I [G] wanted her to make friends but she's about to [D] seduce
My homeboys [Eb] with a mixture of vodka and prude juice
[Gm] Grandma's got a Facebook [Eb] now she's fitting [Ab] in my friend
Don't care how it started [Eb] but now it's got an end
She hopes we stay connected so my uncle's in my hand
But I also know she's been [Eb] in my best friend's hand
Grandma, Grandma, Grandma, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Grandma, Grandma, Grandma
I check my Facebook daily
I get a full request from this old ass lady
[G] I know it's your grandma but I ain't [Ab] gonna lie
[Gm] She's rocking that moo moo and looking [Ab] all fly
I wanna smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass
Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass
I wanna smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass
Wrinkly ass, wrinkly [Bb] ass
Butterscotch my [Eb] balls
Me and your grandma sharing a sponge bath
_ Grandma's got a Facebook now she's fitting in my friend
I wanna put my hands in your grandma's candy case
Grandma's got a Facebook now she's fitting in my friend
Don't care how it started but now it's got an end
She hopes we stay connected so my uncle's in my hand
But I also know she's been in my best friend's hand
Grandma, Grandma, Grandma, Grandma, _ _ Grandma
I check my Facebook _ daily
I know it's your grandma but I ain't gonna lie