Chords for Your Favorite Martian - Nerd Rage [Official Music Video]

_ _ I got that nerd rage, _ nerd rage
I got that nerd rage, _
[Em] nerd rage
I got that nerd rage, _ _ _ [Am] _ _ [Em] _ _
_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ nerd rage
They [E] say I nerd rage, I say they don't understand
Keep talking [B] trash bitch, I'ma have to ban
You from my chat room, and I can [Cm] hardly think
But I'ma have [E] to slap Jar Jar Binks
And [D] slam George Lucas' head in a car door
For far more than just ruining [Fm] Star Wars
[Em] Stop remastering, you're making it worse
[F#] And for the love of God, Frito didn't shoot [E] first
And fuck Comic Sans, and fuck low bandwidth
And never say [Em] Pluto ain't a planet, goddammit
I'm reading what you're saying on the [F#] message boards
Yes I have [Gm] too, had sex before
[Fm] With a girl you don't [A#] know, or she moved away
[C#] Shut up, and don't tell me Doctor Who's the [Em] same
Without Tom Baker, the shit is just [E] lame
And what do you mean you've never seen Citizen Kane?
Nerd rage, _ [G] nerd rage
I got [B] that nerd rage, _ [A] nerd [D] rage _
[E] Go, go, go, [G] go, go, go, [E] go, go, go, [Am] go, go, go, [E] go
I broke seven keyboards over my knee
How dare you say [Em] Marvel is better than DC
Your [E] horrible grammar, it's making me puke
And Captain Kirk was far superior [F] to Jean-Luc Picard
[D] And a Jedi can whip Superman in a fight
When I'm right, I'ma [Em] laugh like _ _ _ _ _ _ _
You beat me in [E] chess, I'm flipping the board
Then I'll go to [D] Michael Bay's house, kick in the door
[E] Break every single copy of Transformers 4
Hit [C] Bay in the dick with a stick till he soars
I'll own your ass in [F#] Halo so bad you might cry
And who the hell jacked my 12-sided [Em] die?
I'll beat you up, I [F] know karate, ask my [E] girlfriend
Yes, I have a girlfriend, did I mention I have a [Em] girlfriend?
Nerd Rage
_ [G] Nerd Rage
I got [B] that Nerd Rage
_ [A] Nerd Rage
[E] _
_ Go!
_ [G] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ [E] _
I see Wil Wheaton and I get excited
Go pick up your toys
The collector's items, shut up mom
And give them back to me and holy shit don't take them out the [Em] packaging
And clean your room, it smells like poo
And stop [E] watching porn videos on your computer
I'm doing research, leave me alone, why you hatin'?
I just think it's weird that all the girls are Asian
_ _ _ [G] I [Em] got [B] that _ _ [A] Nerd Rage _ Nerd [Em] Rage _ _ _ Nerd Rage Nerd [B] Rage Nerd Rage _ _ [A] Nerd Rage
I got [Em] that Nerd Rage _ [G] Nerd Rage [B] Nerd Rage
_ [A] Nerd [E] Rage
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
[G] Go!
Go!
Go!
[E] Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
[Am] Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
[Em] Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
_ [G] Go!
Go!
Go!
[B] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[B] Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
[A] Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
[D] Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
[Em] Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
[G] Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
[Em] Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Be glad, sing [Bm] along if ya can.
[Em] Be glad, but nerd rage!
Be glad, [F#] but nerd [Em] rage!
Be glad, but nerd rage!
Be glad, [G#] but nerd rage!
Nerd rage!
What?
Wa- You've never heard of Joss Whedon?
He's like one of the greatest writer directors of our time!
What [G] do you mean?
Phantom Menace is your favorite Star Wars movie.
GOD DIP-DO- Alright.
We can't be friends.
I can't be your friend anymore.
Goodbye. _ _