Chords for Your Favorite Martian - iamverybadazz
Tempo:
80.65 bpm
Chords used:
D
F#m
G#
F#
E
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[F#] [D#]
[F#m] [D] [N] I ain't never cried once, not even at a funeral
Counting to infinity, do the undoable I bite into vitamins when they ain't even
chewable Looking in the mirror like, damn, you's beautiful
That's why when I walk in the strip club and all the strippers [F#] start tipping me
I got so many girls they accusing me of polygamy
I got [N] grandmamas trying to hit me up all the damn time
Asking me if I can send a nude [G#] through a landline
[Dm] Can't nobody [E] get [G#] ahead of us [F#] I've done so [Dm] many mothers
[F#] Everyone [N] calls me Oedipus I am very badass
Ladies in line all waiting to smash Dead [G#] ass since [N] I was a kid
Lost my virginity before my dad did [G#] I am very badass
[N] Even in my sleep I'm ready to scrap I'll throw down with anyone on the street
I don't dodge bullets, bullets dodge me That's why I flow like a butterfly, sting
like chlamydia They showed me Thor's hammer and said I couldn't
pick it up I said, nah, I ain't even gonna try, man
Cause that pathetic [F] hammer ain't worthy enough for [D] my hand
Strong enough to punch a polar bear [B] in the jaw
Strong enough to drink peanut butter through a [C#] straw
Strong enough to get Chick-fil-A on a Sunday [G] Could [D]
probably whoop the whole country
Can't nobody ever [Bm] come at me [C#] Cause if a zombie bites me
It [F#] becomes one of me I [N] am very badass
Ladies in line all waiting to smash Been badass since I was a kid
Lost my virginity before my dad did I am very badass
Even in my sleep I'm ready to scrap I'll throw down with anyone on the street
I don't dodge bullets, bullets dodge me This is gangsta shit cause I'm a gangsta dude
[G#] I live a gangsta life I eat [E] gangsta food
I got [G#m] gangsta strength In my [E] gangsta veins
And when I step on a Lego It [D] feels pain
Switch it up And I don't lynch when I eat up
These ghost peppers like [Bm] red mints I can't go to a nunnery
Cause they all end up [C#] pregnant Goku is coming down to me
Cause I'm [G#] dominant Guess how many push-ups I can [F#m] do
All of them are [D] badass [E] Ladies in [C#] line all waiting to [B] smash
[F#m] Been [G#m] my [C#] virginity before my dad [F#m] did I [D] am [E] badass
Even in my [F#m] sleep I'm ready to throw [D] down with anyone on the [C#m] street
I don't dodge bullets, bullets dodge [F#m] me
[F#m] [D] [N] I ain't never cried once, not even at a funeral
Counting to infinity, do the undoable I bite into vitamins when they ain't even
chewable Looking in the mirror like, damn, you's beautiful
That's why when I walk in the strip club and all the strippers [F#] start tipping me
I got so many girls they accusing me of polygamy
I got [N] grandmamas trying to hit me up all the damn time
Asking me if I can send a nude [G#] through a landline
[Dm] Can't nobody [E] get [G#] ahead of us [F#] I've done so [Dm] many mothers
[F#] Everyone [N] calls me Oedipus I am very badass
Ladies in line all waiting to smash Dead [G#] ass since [N] I was a kid
Lost my virginity before my dad did [G#] I am very badass
[N] Even in my sleep I'm ready to scrap I'll throw down with anyone on the street
I don't dodge bullets, bullets dodge me That's why I flow like a butterfly, sting
like chlamydia They showed me Thor's hammer and said I couldn't
pick it up I said, nah, I ain't even gonna try, man
Cause that pathetic [F] hammer ain't worthy enough for [D] my hand
Strong enough to punch a polar bear [B] in the jaw
Strong enough to drink peanut butter through a [C#] straw
Strong enough to get Chick-fil-A on a Sunday [G] Could [D]
probably whoop the whole country
Can't nobody ever [Bm] come at me [C#] Cause if a zombie bites me
It [F#] becomes one of me I [N] am very badass
Ladies in line all waiting to smash Been badass since I was a kid
Lost my virginity before my dad did I am very badass
Even in my sleep I'm ready to scrap I'll throw down with anyone on the street
I don't dodge bullets, bullets dodge me This is gangsta shit cause I'm a gangsta dude
[G#] I live a gangsta life I eat [E] gangsta food
I got [G#m] gangsta strength In my [E] gangsta veins
And when I step on a Lego It [D] feels pain
Switch it up And I don't lynch when I eat up
These ghost peppers like [Bm] red mints I can't go to a nunnery
Cause they all end up [C#] pregnant Goku is coming down to me
Cause I'm [G#] dominant Guess how many push-ups I can [F#m] do
All of them are [D] badass [E] Ladies in [C#] line all waiting to [B] smash
[F#m] Been [G#m] my [C#] virginity before my dad [F#m] did I [D] am [E] badass
Even in my [F#m] sleep I'm ready to throw [D] down with anyone on the [C#m] street
I don't dodge bullets, bullets dodge [F#m] me
Key:
D
F#m
G#
F#
E
D
F#m
G#
_ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ [D#] _ _
[F#m] _ _ [D] _ _ _ [N] _ I ain't never cried once, not even at a funeral
Counting to infinity, do the undoable I bite into vitamins when they ain't even
chewable Looking in the mirror like, damn, you's beautiful
That's why when I walk in the strip club and all the strippers [F#] start tipping me
I got so many girls they accusing me of polygamy
I got [N] grandmamas trying to hit me up all the damn time
Asking me if I can send a nude [G#] through a landline
[Dm] Can't nobody [E] get [G#] ahead of us [F#] I've done so [Dm] many mothers
[F#] Everyone [N] calls me Oedipus I am very badass
Ladies in line all waiting to smash Dead [G#] ass since [N] I was a kid
Lost my virginity before my dad did [G#] I am very badass
[N] Even in my sleep I'm ready to scrap I'll throw down with anyone on the street
I don't dodge bullets, bullets dodge me That's why I flow like a butterfly, sting
like chlamydia They showed me Thor's hammer and said I couldn't
pick it up I said, nah, I ain't even gonna try, man
Cause that pathetic [F] hammer ain't worthy enough for [D] my hand
Strong enough to punch a polar bear [B] in the jaw
Strong enough to drink peanut butter through a [C#] straw
Strong enough to get Chick-fil-A on a Sunday [G] Could [D]
probably whoop the whole country
Can't nobody ever [Bm] come at me [C#] Cause if a zombie bites me
It [F#] becomes one of me I [N] am very badass
Ladies in line all waiting to smash Been badass since I was a kid
Lost my virginity before my dad did I am very badass
Even in my sleep I'm ready to scrap I'll throw down with anyone on the street
I don't dodge bullets, bullets dodge me This is gangsta shit cause I'm a gangsta dude
[G#] I live a gangsta life I eat [E] gangsta food
I got [G#m] gangsta strength In my [E] gangsta veins
And when I step on a Lego It [D] feels pain
Switch it up And I don't lynch when I eat up
These ghost peppers like [Bm] red mints I can't go to a nunnery
Cause they all end up [C#] pregnant Goku is coming down to me
Cause I'm [G#] dominant Guess how many push-ups I can [F#m] do
All of them are [D] badass _ [E] Ladies in [C#] line all waiting to [B] smash
[F#m] Been _ _ [G#m] my [C#] virginity before my dad [F#m] did I [D] am [E] badass
Even in my [F#m] sleep I'm ready to throw [D] down with anyone on the [C#m] street
I don't dodge bullets, bullets dodge [F#m] me _ _ _ _ _
[F#m] _ _ [D] _ _ _ [N] _ I ain't never cried once, not even at a funeral
Counting to infinity, do the undoable I bite into vitamins when they ain't even
chewable Looking in the mirror like, damn, you's beautiful
That's why when I walk in the strip club and all the strippers [F#] start tipping me
I got so many girls they accusing me of polygamy
I got [N] grandmamas trying to hit me up all the damn time
Asking me if I can send a nude [G#] through a landline
[Dm] Can't nobody [E] get [G#] ahead of us [F#] I've done so [Dm] many mothers
[F#] Everyone [N] calls me Oedipus I am very badass
Ladies in line all waiting to smash Dead [G#] ass since [N] I was a kid
Lost my virginity before my dad did [G#] I am very badass
[N] Even in my sleep I'm ready to scrap I'll throw down with anyone on the street
I don't dodge bullets, bullets dodge me That's why I flow like a butterfly, sting
like chlamydia They showed me Thor's hammer and said I couldn't
pick it up I said, nah, I ain't even gonna try, man
Cause that pathetic [F] hammer ain't worthy enough for [D] my hand
Strong enough to punch a polar bear [B] in the jaw
Strong enough to drink peanut butter through a [C#] straw
Strong enough to get Chick-fil-A on a Sunday [G] Could [D]
probably whoop the whole country
Can't nobody ever [Bm] come at me [C#] Cause if a zombie bites me
It [F#] becomes one of me I [N] am very badass
Ladies in line all waiting to smash Been badass since I was a kid
Lost my virginity before my dad did I am very badass
Even in my sleep I'm ready to scrap I'll throw down with anyone on the street
I don't dodge bullets, bullets dodge me This is gangsta shit cause I'm a gangsta dude
[G#] I live a gangsta life I eat [E] gangsta food
I got [G#m] gangsta strength In my [E] gangsta veins
And when I step on a Lego It [D] feels pain
Switch it up And I don't lynch when I eat up
These ghost peppers like [Bm] red mints I can't go to a nunnery
Cause they all end up [C#] pregnant Goku is coming down to me
Cause I'm [G#] dominant Guess how many push-ups I can [F#m] do
All of them are [D] badass _ [E] Ladies in [C#] line all waiting to [B] smash
[F#m] Been _ _ [G#m] my [C#] virginity before my dad [F#m] did I [D] am [E] badass
Even in my [F#m] sleep I'm ready to throw [D] down with anyone on the [C#m] street
I don't dodge bullets, bullets dodge [F#m] me _ _ _ _ _