Chords for Your Favorite Martian - Everyone Clapped (feat. Cartoon Wax)
Tempo:
125.1 bpm
Chords used:
Bb
F
C
Am
A
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Man, you are [F] not gonna believe what happened to me the other day.
What's that?
[Am] So my girlfriend was acting really [Bb] strange, right?
You have a girlfriend?
And then she invited me to a coffee shop, [F] but she don't drink coffee usually,
[A] so it hit me like a karate chop [Bb] when she told me she had a little news for me.
We need to talk.
She said she was seeing another [E] man.
What?
And sang in a kid rock cover band.
[C] Out the window I saw children trapped in a [Bb] burning building.
So I ran into [C] the Blaze, and I pulled them from [A] the flames.
Then I stopped a [Bb] robbery and rescued a cat stuck in a drain.
So my ex-girlfriend [F] saw the whole freaking thing, and then she told me she wants [C] me back.
And I'm like, nah, go and be with fake kid rock.
Then [Bb] everyone cried.
You should [F] have seen it.
Everyone [Am] cried.
[Bb] Gotta believe it.
Then everyone clapped.
I [F] swear it's true.
Then [C] everyone cried.
[Bb] You believe me, don't you?
[F] [Bb] Ain't no [Am] business.
Clap, clap, [F] clap.
[C]
Okay, let me tell you what happened to me.
I [Bb] was at a coffee [F] shop, and my girl walked in with kid [A] rock.
Not a cover band, the actual guy.
[Bb] I said, then I punched him in the eye.
The police came to arrest me, of [F] course, but instead they asked me to join the [C] force.
And within a month I had made a deal to be the boss of the Navy [Bb] SEAL.
They stationed me in Iraq, [F] where I saved the world from a nuclear attack.
Yeah, I was a [A] hero overnight, [Bb] so they made a movie about my life.
The movie won a bunch of Oscars and shit.
[F] Then they put my face on a monument.
[C] And then I rescued a bunch of children and a cat before you did.
Then everyone [Bb] clapped.
You should [F] have seen it.
Everyone [Am] clapped.
[Bb] Gotta believe it.
Then everyone clapped.
I [F] swear it's true.
Then [C] everyone clapped.
[Bb] You believe me, don't you?
[F] [C]
[Am] [Bb]
I'm [F] applauding.
[Gb] We noticed [C] this.
[Bb] Couldn't help but [E] overhear.
The lies you told are so [A] severe.
Bunch of losers.
I'm pretty [Bb] sure that you're making things up because you're insecure.
You're bullshitters.
I'm not [F] surprised that both your girlfriends left you [C] guys.
In fact, I bet the real twist is you never had girlfriends.
They didn't exist.
Idiots.
Then [Bb] everyone laughed.
I [F] can't believe it.
Then [Am] everyone laughed.
We [Bb] were defeated.
Then everyone clapped.
I [F] swear it's true.
Then everyone [C] clapped.
No, you should have seen it.
It was crazy.
I punched Kid Rock in the face.
Everything I say is Everyone [F] clapped.
[Gbm] Bam!
Uno reverse [D] card.
I lost the keys to these [N] cups.
That's the worst.
What's that?
[Am] So my girlfriend was acting really [Bb] strange, right?
You have a girlfriend?
And then she invited me to a coffee shop, [F] but she don't drink coffee usually,
[A] so it hit me like a karate chop [Bb] when she told me she had a little news for me.
We need to talk.
She said she was seeing another [E] man.
What?
And sang in a kid rock cover band.
[C] Out the window I saw children trapped in a [Bb] burning building.
So I ran into [C] the Blaze, and I pulled them from [A] the flames.
Then I stopped a [Bb] robbery and rescued a cat stuck in a drain.
So my ex-girlfriend [F] saw the whole freaking thing, and then she told me she wants [C] me back.
And I'm like, nah, go and be with fake kid rock.
Then [Bb] everyone cried.
You should [F] have seen it.
Everyone [Am] cried.
[Bb] Gotta believe it.
Then everyone clapped.
I [F] swear it's true.
Then [C] everyone cried.
[Bb] You believe me, don't you?
[F] [Bb] Ain't no [Am] business.
Clap, clap, [F] clap.
[C]
Okay, let me tell you what happened to me.
I [Bb] was at a coffee [F] shop, and my girl walked in with kid [A] rock.
Not a cover band, the actual guy.
[Bb] I said, then I punched him in the eye.
The police came to arrest me, of [F] course, but instead they asked me to join the [C] force.
And within a month I had made a deal to be the boss of the Navy [Bb] SEAL.
They stationed me in Iraq, [F] where I saved the world from a nuclear attack.
Yeah, I was a [A] hero overnight, [Bb] so they made a movie about my life.
The movie won a bunch of Oscars and shit.
[F] Then they put my face on a monument.
[C] And then I rescued a bunch of children and a cat before you did.
Then everyone [Bb] clapped.
You should [F] have seen it.
Everyone [Am] clapped.
[Bb] Gotta believe it.
Then everyone clapped.
I [F] swear it's true.
Then [C] everyone clapped.
[Bb] You believe me, don't you?
[F] [C]
[Am] [Bb]
I'm [F] applauding.
[Gb] We noticed [C] this.
[Bb] Couldn't help but [E] overhear.
The lies you told are so [A] severe.
Bunch of losers.
I'm pretty [Bb] sure that you're making things up because you're insecure.
You're bullshitters.
I'm not [F] surprised that both your girlfriends left you [C] guys.
In fact, I bet the real twist is you never had girlfriends.
They didn't exist.
Idiots.
Then [Bb] everyone laughed.
I [F] can't believe it.
Then [Am] everyone laughed.
We [Bb] were defeated.
Then everyone clapped.
I [F] swear it's true.
Then everyone [C] clapped.
No, you should have seen it.
It was crazy.
I punched Kid Rock in the face.
Everything I say is Everyone [F] clapped.
[Gbm] Bam!
Uno reverse [D] card.
I lost the keys to these [N] cups.
That's the worst.
Key:
Bb
F
C
Am
A
Bb
F
C
_ Man, you are [F] not gonna believe what happened to me the other day.
What's that?
[Am] So my girlfriend was acting really [Bb] strange, right?
You have a girlfriend?
And then she invited me to a coffee shop, [F] but she don't drink coffee usually,
[A] so it hit me like a karate chop [Bb] when she told me she had a little news for me.
We need to talk.
She said she was seeing another [E] man.
What?
And sang in a kid rock cover band.
[C] Out the window I saw children trapped in a [Bb] burning building.
So I ran into [C] the Blaze, and I pulled them from [A] the flames.
Then I stopped a [Bb] robbery and rescued a cat stuck in a drain.
So my ex-girlfriend [F] saw the whole freaking thing, and then she told me she wants [C] me back.
And I'm like, nah, go and be with fake kid rock.
Then [Bb] everyone cried.
You should [F] have seen it.
Everyone [Am] cried.
_ [Bb] Gotta believe it.
Then everyone clapped.
I [F] swear it's true.
Then [C] everyone cried.
[Bb] You believe me, don't you? _
_ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [Bb] Ain't no [Am] business. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Clap, clap, [F] clap.
_ [C] _ _
_ _ Okay, let me tell you what happened to me.
I [Bb] _ was at a coffee [F] shop, and my girl walked in with kid [A] rock.
Not a cover band, the actual guy.
[Bb] I said, then I punched him in the eye.
The police came to arrest me, of [F] course, but instead they asked me to join the [C] force.
And within a month I had made a deal to be the boss of the Navy [Bb] SEAL.
They stationed me in Iraq, [F] where I saved the world from a nuclear attack.
Yeah, I was a [A] hero overnight, [Bb] so they made a movie about my life.
The movie won a bunch of Oscars and shit.
[F] Then they put my face on a monument.
[C] And then I rescued a bunch of children and a cat before you did.
Then everyone [Bb] clapped.
You should [F] have seen it.
Everyone [Am] clapped.
_ [Bb] Gotta believe it.
Then everyone clapped.
I [F] swear it's true.
Then [C] everyone clapped.
[Bb] You believe me, don't you? _
_ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _ _
[Am] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _
_ _ I'm [F] applauding.
_ [Gb] We noticed [C] this. _ _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] Couldn't help but [E] overhear.
The lies you told are so [A] severe.
Bunch of losers.
I'm pretty [Bb] sure that you're making things up because you're insecure.
You're bullshitters.
I'm not [F] surprised that both your girlfriends left you [C] guys.
In fact, I bet the real twist is you never had girlfriends.
They didn't exist.
Idiots.
Then [Bb] everyone laughed.
I [F] can't believe it.
Then [Am] everyone laughed.
We [Bb] were defeated.
Then everyone clapped.
I [F] swear it's true.
Then everyone [C] clapped.
No, you should have seen it.
It was crazy.
I punched Kid Rock in the face.
Everything I say is_ Everyone [F] clapped. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Gbm] Bam!
Uno reverse [D] card.
I lost the keys to these [N] cups.
That's the worst.
What's that?
[Am] So my girlfriend was acting really [Bb] strange, right?
You have a girlfriend?
And then she invited me to a coffee shop, [F] but she don't drink coffee usually,
[A] so it hit me like a karate chop [Bb] when she told me she had a little news for me.
We need to talk.
She said she was seeing another [E] man.
What?
And sang in a kid rock cover band.
[C] Out the window I saw children trapped in a [Bb] burning building.
So I ran into [C] the Blaze, and I pulled them from [A] the flames.
Then I stopped a [Bb] robbery and rescued a cat stuck in a drain.
So my ex-girlfriend [F] saw the whole freaking thing, and then she told me she wants [C] me back.
And I'm like, nah, go and be with fake kid rock.
Then [Bb] everyone cried.
You should [F] have seen it.
Everyone [Am] cried.
_ [Bb] Gotta believe it.
Then everyone clapped.
I [F] swear it's true.
Then [C] everyone cried.
[Bb] You believe me, don't you? _
_ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [Bb] Ain't no [Am] business. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Clap, clap, [F] clap.
_ [C] _ _
_ _ Okay, let me tell you what happened to me.
I [Bb] _ was at a coffee [F] shop, and my girl walked in with kid [A] rock.
Not a cover band, the actual guy.
[Bb] I said, then I punched him in the eye.
The police came to arrest me, of [F] course, but instead they asked me to join the [C] force.
And within a month I had made a deal to be the boss of the Navy [Bb] SEAL.
They stationed me in Iraq, [F] where I saved the world from a nuclear attack.
Yeah, I was a [A] hero overnight, [Bb] so they made a movie about my life.
The movie won a bunch of Oscars and shit.
[F] Then they put my face on a monument.
[C] And then I rescued a bunch of children and a cat before you did.
Then everyone [Bb] clapped.
You should [F] have seen it.
Everyone [Am] clapped.
_ [Bb] Gotta believe it.
Then everyone clapped.
I [F] swear it's true.
Then [C] everyone clapped.
[Bb] You believe me, don't you? _
_ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _ _
[Am] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _
_ _ I'm [F] applauding.
_ [Gb] We noticed [C] this. _ _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] Couldn't help but [E] overhear.
The lies you told are so [A] severe.
Bunch of losers.
I'm pretty [Bb] sure that you're making things up because you're insecure.
You're bullshitters.
I'm not [F] surprised that both your girlfriends left you [C] guys.
In fact, I bet the real twist is you never had girlfriends.
They didn't exist.
Idiots.
Then [Bb] everyone laughed.
I [F] can't believe it.
Then [Am] everyone laughed.
We [Bb] were defeated.
Then everyone clapped.
I [F] swear it's true.
Then everyone [C] clapped.
No, you should have seen it.
It was crazy.
I punched Kid Rock in the face.
Everything I say is_ Everyone [F] clapped. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Gbm] Bam!
Uno reverse [D] card.
I lost the keys to these [N] cups.
That's the worst.