Chords for Your Favorite Martian | Everyone Clapped (Reaction) Ft. Cartoon Wax

Hey what's going on guys it's No Shoes and we're back with another one and today we're
going to be reacting to Everyone Clapped from Your Favorite Martian featuring Cartoon Wax.
This was suggested by InAnimatePerson so thank you InAnimatePerson for the suggestion keep
them coming in the comments down below I really do appreciate them guys let me know what y'all
want to see next time but without any further ado let's get right into this let's see what
Your Favorite Martian and Cartoon Wax have to say let's see what Everyone Clapped is
all about let's get it.
_ _ [F] _ _ _
_ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
That surprise is the realest and most relatable thing ever in a Your Favorite Martian video.
You have a girlfriend? _
Facts dawg that's what I'm saying.
_ [F] _ _
_ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _
[Bb] You have a girlfriend?
And then she invited me to a coffee [F] shop but she don't drink coffee usually [A] so it hit me
like a karate chop [Bb] when she told me she had a little news for me.
We need to talk.
She said she was [F] seeing another man.
What?
Who sang in a kid rock cover band?
Out there in_
_ _ _ Okay this is this is cool man this is cool he getting his girl her hearts been taken
She's seeing a guy that sings in a kid rock cover band.
I never thought I'd hear those words uttered.
That she was seeing another man.
What?
Who sang in a kid rock cover band?
[C] Then out the window I saw children trapped in a [Bb] burning building.
So [C] I ran into the blaze and I pulled [Am] them from the flames.
Then I stopped a [F] robbery and_ Wait what?
Hold up.
Who are these shadow people? [A] What? _
Are they just toasty from being on fire?
Like what happened to them?
Then I stopped a [Bb] robbery and rescued a cat stuck in a drain.
So my ex-girlfriend saw the whole freaking thing and she told me she wants me [C] back.
And I'm like nah go and be with fake kid rock.
[Bb] Everyone rock. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Yo I'm gonna be real.
I wasn't really your favorite Martian but missing a little bit lately.
But this one we're off to a strong start.
I gotta hand it to them.
But let's clap for it. That's beautiful.
Let's keep [C] going.
[Bb] Everyone rock.
_ You [F] should've seen it.
Everyone [Am] rock. _
[Bb] Gotta believe it.
And everyone rock.
I [F] swear it's true.
And everyone [C] rock.
[Bb] You believe me.
Don't you? _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
This has a great fusion of like electronic music into the style of this instrumental
and especially that little, _ _ I don't know whose voice that is, whatever the sample or whoever
it is in this little section with the high pitched voice.
Real great vibe, nice ramp up, great punch on the come down.
Let's keep it going. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Clap, [F] clap, clap.
_ [C] _ _ _ _ Okay, what is happening?
_ [Bb] Well I was at a coffee [F] shop and my girl [A] walked in with Kid Rock, not a cover band, the actual
guy I [Bbm] said.
Then I punched him in the eye and the police came to arrest him. _
_ _ _ Their stories are very _ strange and their similarities and differences and also I'm really curious
about these like _ just these side characters that are just full black clothes, like everything,
just what monochrome _ black and white, like what is that about?
We've never seen a character look like that in Your Favorite Martian until now.
I punched him in the eye and the police [F] came to arrest me of course but instead they asked
me to join the [C] force.
Within a month I made a deal to be the boss of the [Bb] Navy SEAL.
They stationed me in Iraq where I [C] stayed.
What the fuck?
_ This is crazy. _
Said the police saw me punch Kid Rock, instead of arresting me they asked me to join and
now I'm the leader of the Navy SEALs.
What is happening?
_ I'm the boss of the Navy [Bb] SEAL.
They stationed me in Iraq [F] where I saved the world from a nuclear attack.
Yeah [A] I was a hero overnight [Bb] so they made a movie about my life.
The movie won a bunch of Oscars and shit then they put my-
Ho ho ho!
Forest Pimp?
Stop!
_ Ew!
With the J on the cover, the box of chocolates, _ and everything man.
_ Excuse me.
That is ridiculous bro.
What? _
I love that.
[E] Then they put my face on a monument [C] and then I rescued a bunch of children and a cat before
you did and [Bb] everyone was like-
_ _ [F] _ _ Damn so this is kind of like a one up scenario here is what I'm getting but we have time
for a third verse so who's gonna come in for the third?
Is it Puff coming back or is it somebody else we haven't seen yet _ that's gonna really one
up both of them? _ _
[Am] Everyone's back.
Gotta [Bb] believe it.
And everyone's back.
I [F] spread a screw and [C] everyone's back.
I like that little part, I swear it's true.
Now I got doubts.
If you gotta swear it's true, I'm not so sure it's true anymore.
You believe me, don't you?
[Bb] _ _ _ And that too, that too.
Come on, don't you believe me? _
Nah, nah nah nah.
This didn't really happen.
Don't you?
_ _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
[Ebm] _ [Am] _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ _ _ _ I'm [F] applauding.
_ _ _ Bro, _ Puff's eyes almost rolled out of his skull.
Hold up.
_ Where is that?
Where's that ugly mug?
_ Oh no, it's gonna be difficult to find, [Bb] ain't it?
Somebody the other day _ commented and said, I don't know if you know, but you can rewind
with the arrow keys.
I am well aware and I will continue to do it my way.
But thank you for that. _ _ _
Don't you?
_ _ _ _ [F] _
_ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I'm applauding.
_ Bro, look at that.
That's a face only a mother could love, man.
Honestly, even without the [B] tongue out and the eyes crossed. _
[F] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [A] I couldn't help but overhear the lies you told her so severe.
Bunch of losers.
I'm pretty [Bb] sure that you're making things up because you're insecure.
You're bullshit.
I'm not surprised [F] that both your girlfriends left you guys.
[C] In fact, I bet the real twist is you never had girlfriends.
They didn't exist.
Idiot.
Bro.
_ _ _ Yo. _
_ So of course that's Puff's voice.
_ Well, Ray's voice, Ray William Johnson.
_ But _ _ fire, _ bars, bruh.
It came out of nowhere and said, y'all are pathetic.
_ Leave it at home. _
Oh, man.
That's vicious.
The real twist is you never [A] had girlfriends.
They didn't exist.
Idiot. _ _
[Bb] _ _ Everyone left.
I [F] couldn't believe it.
Then everyone [Am] left.
We were [Bb] defeated.
Then everyone clapped.
I [F] swear it's true.
Then everyone [C] clapped.
No, you should [F] have seen it.
It was crazy.
I punched Kid Rock in the face.
Everything I say is, everyone clapped.
I like how they pull him out right before he can hit true and it breaks that rhyme,
but it also leads to a satisfying completion of it.
_ _ _ _ _ [Gbm] Yeah, you know, _ _ [N] I gotta say, _ that one was nice.
_ Your favorite Martian really swang and they hit with this track.
So, you know, we all gonna clap a little bit for him at home.
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