Chords for Your Favorite Martian - Road Rage - [Official Music Video]

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_ _ I hate on traffic just as much as the next guy I try and bypass them if these bastards
would just drive From rush hour all day stuck in hell
Bumpin' a bumper such a fail Stuck in jail, my trip's a [Am] sale
I'd rather start my brain with a rusty nail
Cause when I'm [G] driving I'm driddin' And [A] every ride that I sit in
I lose [G] my mind, I admit it [A] And I'm quick to trip and lose my [G] grip
And flip you the bird And I'll rage
_ [A] Just like the nerd Yeah, I see you in your Lexus
Rubber neckin' checkin' messages Textin' four directions
While you're Googlin' naked prestiges These other drivers, they're all brain dead
I swear the traffic lights see me and they all change red
I thought drivin' was basic But I ain't got no [A] patience
This old lady needs Lasix [G] I think I'm goin' ape shit
[A] Cause my lane is lookin' like a line at [G] the Chinese drive [A]-thru
Why's everyone gotta drive [D] at the same time [Am] I do?
Hey man, I'm just tryin' to drive [A] It feels more like I'm tryin' [C] to stay [A] alive
The only thing you're drivin' is driving me [F] crazy
_ And [A] I'm gettin' road rage I'm just tryin' to rage
You better back off cause I'm on the verge I'm losin' my cool and now you [C] better get [F] over _
Cause here [A] comes the road rage
_ Oh, don't make me get out the car I'll come over there old lady Ooh, ooh
[Ab] _ _ _ [Bb] _ [A] Why are your bumper stickers [G] preachin' Tellin' me to go vegan?
I'm [E] on your grandmother in traffic Till she pulls over screamin'
[Am] I go crazy on old ladies [G] in Mercedes They hate [A] me
Well maybe I wouldn't be raging [G] If you weren't driving
Miss Daisy, [A] I'm not speed racin' I'm impatient with the way shit goes
In traffic it so happens that I have to embrace it
Look what I'm facin' Ladies doin' makeup, dudes shavin'
While the same five songs play on the radio station
The same five songs, [G] the same five [A] songs The radio station, [G] they play the same five songs
[A] The same five songs, [G] the same five songs [A] The radio station, they play the same fucking songs
Hey man, [Am] I'm just tryin' to drive It feels more like I'm tryin' to stay [A] alive
The only thing you're drivin' is drivin' me [F] crazy
_ And [G] I'm gettin' road [A] rage I'm just cruisin' along
Then you come and cut me off, then I do something wrong
Now I'm followin' you [C] back to your [F] home
[Am] And I got road rage
Hey man, why you goin' so slow?
One thing you oughta know is I'm the king of the road
[A] The only thing you're drivin' is drivin' me [F] crazy
_ Cause I got that [Am] road rage
And why you goin' so fast?
Givin' the middle finger to the people you pass
Now I'm followin' you back to [F] your home
Cause [G] I got that road [A] rage _
_ _ Rage
I'm _ _
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just gettin' [F] crazy
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[Am] _ just tryin' to make you feel at _ _ _ ease
I'm just lookin' [F] for
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Oh, I'm finally here
Oh my god, there's nowhere to park!