Chords for Your Favorite Martian - Bottles Of Beer [Official Music Video]

_ _ _ [G] _ [G] I _ [F] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] was chillin with my bud Sam Adams [C] we get a call from Miller the man was
having spasms he [F] said _ do _ _ [Bb] _
I have to go out to _ [C] _ I _ hung up the phone it's time to
get dressed I put on my magic hat [Bb] and my shirt with the red stripes we hit a bush
dodging traffic [F] as we pass [C] by him in the killings red Charger [F] with the fat tires
driving around for like half the night luckily the blue moon [Bb] provided natural
light we rolled up to the party everybody [D] was rocking playing Beck's old
single on that iPod dock and that's where it's at my ears were all ringing the party
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now everyone was crammed in the [C] basement wasted even a soggy that foreign
exchange [F] did he was just in Kingfisher wrecking his bed [N] like big _ [Bb] neck I put
myself a brew and drank half [Cm] the glasses ugly moose head chick kept grabbing my
ass [F] I told that ugly harp that she could go to hell and then I saw Corona [G] and she
was looking step [Bb] that fella and down to have some fun [C] she's still a freshman a
youngling [F] with the tongue ring the alcohol was all cloud my thinking so I
slapped her on the [Bb] ini can I get you a drink and she said ha you're [C] totally
cute and if you fetch me a beer I'll let you [F] touch my bow hell yeah I went to get
her a drink then the party started [Bb] moving and her one was all singing
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[F] _ _ _ you got a [Bb] beer on the wall
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you take one down you pass it around you got [C] a beer on the wall [Bb] now Corona's ex-boyfriend
started talking to me [C] his foster parents nicknamed him Milwaukee's [F] beast cuz dude
was big enough that he could tackle the world he was like hey broski you're
jacking my [Bb] girl I should bust your skull you look like a queer [C] I'm gonna challenge
you to a game of beer [F] pong of course challenge accepted you can call me
[Bb] Guinness cuz I'm telling the record beer pongs my game and with my shoulder
cock [G] I bounce that ball in the cup [F]
we played for a while and I was wooing him
when I showed [Bb] everybody who'd win the blue ribbon think Corona was [Cm] like wow
you can totally touch my boob [F] now I was El Presidente or maybe a king with my
in my [Bb] new Castle nobody started singing
bottles of beer on the [C] wall _ _
[F] you take one down you pass it around you got [Bb] bottles of beer on the [N] wall
bottles of beer on the wall _ _ _
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