Chords for Your Favorite Martian - Robot Bar Fight [Official Music Video]

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[Gb] _ _ _ _ [Ebm] _ _ I remember [Bb] I used to serve drinks at this local joint [Eb] cuz I was broke but [C] my focal point
[Gb] was this wasn't no regular bar it [Eb] was a spot where [C] robots were ready to [Bbm] spar and one night
Megatron rolled [Ab] in he ordered Pennzoil [C] drink straight from a can [Gb] his plan was to go and
get wasted again [Ab] send a next to Mega Man with a drink in his [Bbm] hand you [Ab] _ _ [Gb] _ _ [Ab] _ _
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[Gb] _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ know Megatron [Bbm] was
rambunctious hoping to lay [Ab] that lady from the Jetsons Rosie the maid [Db] said hey baby bring
a new vehicle so we can put our medals together for Lisa [Bbm] Spark
She was praying for a man to defend [Ab] her from the offender her friend [Gb] Bender
Walked in and walked clocked and [Ab] socked him in the jaw then he saw Dr.
[Bbm] Robotnik
Robotnik was about to attack [Ab] it Terminator grabbed a bottle say it's
I'll be [Gb] back
Cuz he was Megatron for a couple of [Ab] years hit Bimmer with a bottle and it busted his [Bbm] gears Haha
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[Bbm] the paranoid android was [Ab] startled right and he screamed
It's a robot [Gb] fight
And Robocop flustered in to [Ab] stop and started shooting at Robotnik Blocker, [Bb] blocker
Bullet hit [Eb] Robotnik in the [C] esophagus one raised the shoulder of Maria from [Db] Metropolis
Before [Bb] Robocop could say he was [Ebm] sorry and jumped her [Ab] boyfriend [Bbm] Wow
While he [Bb] rolled up pretty [Ab] upset he took Robocop's gun pistol whipped him in the [Gb] neck
And everybody ran he was fixing to [Ab] shoot an R2-N-C-3-P-R kissing in [Bbm] a booth
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[Gb] _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ Robot [Bbm] fight
Once Wally got [Eb] the gat he went crazy and [Ab] snapped he had everybody trapped and he started to [Gb] cap
Every single robot left in the [Ab] place even that goofy bastard from Lost [Bbm] in Space
Wally [Eb] paused for a moment [C] for Maria so I flat out the back [Gb] with Maria
She wasn't hurt except a scratch [Ab] on her shoulder so I took her back to my home and [Bb] I boned her
[N] Ha ha ha
Or maybe I just made all that up