Chords for Your Favorite Martian "Orphan Tears" Frets on Fire

Orphan Tears are about to make me trip!
The other children there in [C] fire,
don't know where your parents [D] are,
cry directly in the sky.
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_ [G] _ [D] It was a weekend, and you [C] can't stop
us from going to the local [A] dance spot.
Instead of drinking imported [Bb] beer, somebody brought a [G] bottle of
Orphan [D] Tears!
We popped the top,
we knew [Ab] it was in it, yeah, we were all so stupid
to sip [A] it.
Orphan Tears are so [E] hallucinogenic,
I took one drink and saw a two-headed
[Ab] midget, and the room filled with colors and shapes,
and suddenly DJ was covered in snakes.
Aw, snap, and what made it [Bbm] worse was
I swear I saw a unicorn humpin' a [D] smurf, then a
rainbow appeared out of Wax's [Ab] ass.
He
passed some gas, and it snapped in [A] half!
Yo, DJ, are you still there?
[Bbm] Yeah, I'm trying to
hook [G] up with this girl in a [D] wheelchair.
Alright, chill
there, I think I'm gonna leave you, [Ab] make the hair bare,
make a fight with [A] Jesus.
I don't believe it, I'm gonna
be [G] seasick!
These Orphan Tears are about
to make [D] me trip!
The other children there in
[C] fire, don't know where your parents [A] are,
cry directly in the [Bbm] sky.
I will [G] drink it at the [D] park!
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_ [G] _ _ [Gb] These Orphan Tears
got [Ab] me feelin' like I ain't felt [Ab] before.
I tried to bust a move,
[E] but fell asleep on the dance [C] floor. _ _ _ _
_ [Ab] Dude, get up!
I swear I saw Bill Cosby like
Hello, it's the pudding!
He was dancin' in his underwear,
showing off his [D] booty.
I ran
to the bathroom, [Ab] _
everything's
in slow [A]-mo.
I couldn't
throw up, [Bbm] cause the toilet [Gm] bowl called
me a [D] homo.
I barked at the kittens,
[Ab] and a bill of trains.
[A] Sippin' these Orphan Tears,
now [G] it's got me seein' [D] things.
The other children there in [C] fire,
don't know where your parents [A] are,
cry directly in the [Bbm] sky.
I will
drink [G] it at the [D] park!
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_ [G] _ _ VIP [D] section, straight [C] relaxed.
DJ playin' my favorite [A] tracks.
Waitress asked, what can I bring [Eb] you?
I said
the most [G] expensive thing on the [D] menu.
She came back with a glass of [C] liquid.
I said
I asked for something [A] different.
This looks
like a normal [Gm] beer.
She said, nah,
it's Orphan [Gb] Tears.
Took a swig, then I
walked out with [E] the dance floor.
It's a whole club
lookin' like a [E] forest.
DJ turned to a
brontosaurus.
[Ab] Everybody in the club looked like Chuck
Morris.
I tried to run [D] to the bathroom,
but when I did, I felt a vacuum [A] suction
pullin' me back [Bbm] slow.
Dance floor turned [G] to a black [D] hole,
spinnin' around horribly, [C]
feelin'
like Dorothy.
[A] Woke up
and was still at [G] home.
Orphan Tears
got us in the [D] zone.
The other children
there in [C] fire, don't know where your
parents [A] are, cry directly in
the [Bbm] star.
I will drink [G] it at the [D] bar.
The _ [C] _
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_ [G] _ _ [D] other children
there in [C] fire, don't know where your
parents [A] are, cry directly in
the [Bb] star.
I will drink [G] it at the
[D] bar.
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_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ Pudding,
Pudding, Pudding, Pudding,
_ Hello, it's [E] Pudding in the
cockpit.
[Ab] Pudding in the
cockpit.
[Ab]
Pudding in the
cockpit.
[B] Pudding in the cockpit. _
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