Chords for Your Favorite Martian - The Trauma Song
Tempo:
86.25 bpm
Chords used:
G
D
Bm
A
C
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[Bm] [G] Oh, you ain't [B] ready for this [Bm] one.
[G] I do [C] believe the captain has turned on the fasten [G] seatbelt sign.
I ain't trying to flex, but my childhood was turbulent.
It [Bm] gave me a [G] lot of scars that are [A] permanent.
[D] Problem is [G] I don't need [Am] anybody, but I need to be needed.
[G] I'm my own worst enemy and I'm undefeated.
I used to live with my mom in a one [D] room [G] apartment.
She was on pills [A] passed out [Bm] on the [G] carpet.
[A] Childhood suck.
I had real [D] bad luck.
When I hit rock bottom, I was actually [G] moving up.
Everybody got some [D] problem, [G] but we don't want to [A] talk about [D] them.
[G] I should [A] probably go to the [D] doctor, but instead I went and wrote this song, cause [C] that's my trauma.
Deep, deep, deep.
[G] My trauma.
Deep, really deep.
[D] That's my trauma [C] and it really fucked up [G] my life.
It's really deep.
I'm a track star the way I run [D] from [G] commitment.
Human pandemic, [Am] you gonna have [D] to keep your [G] distance.
You don't want to know the things I think [D] about in solitude.
Whenever someone likes me, I'm like, what the hell is [Em] wrong with you?
And when I wake [Bm] up in the [G] morning, I don't feel [Am] nothing cause I [Bm] lack [G] serotonin.
Only thing lower than my [Bm] self esteem is my chance of achieving any [G] hopes and dreams.
Everybody got some [Bm] problem, [G] but we don't want to [A] talk about [Bm] them.
[G] I should probably go to the psych ward, but that's what I wrote this song for.
[C] That's my trauma.
Deep, deep, deep.
[G] My trauma.
Deep, really [D] deep.
That's my [C] trauma and it really fucked [G] up my life.
It's really deep.
My grandpa got his ass [A] whooped, so my [G] dad got his ass whooped.
That's why I got my ass whooped.
Did anybody else get beat?
I was only seven and we [D] didn't have tablets, so I played cards with my cousin in the attic.
[G] Found a tube of [D#] lipstick still in the package.
But a little old man, I looked [Gm] fantastic.
Then we heard someone open up the hatch and he stepped dad and he started going back.
He had been drinking all day, throwing back.
Then I heard a bell, I was about to get my [G] ass kicked.
On guard.
He hit me with a [D] RKO.
[G] On guard.
A [A] suplex [D] from the top rope.
On guard.
[A] I was in serious trouble, cause he took my Ninja Turtles and he smashed them with a [G] shovel.
On guard.
He said you're [D] not my real [G] son.
I didn't like the [Am] guy, but [G] that one really stung.
Since then [Am] I always felt I wasn't [D] man enough, but I won't complain cause [C] everybody had it tough.
That's my trauma.
Deep, deep, [G] deep.
My trauma.
Deep, really [D] deep.
That's my trauma and [C] it really fucked up my [G] life.
Deep, it's really deep.
[F#m] Bam!
Uno reverse [D] card.
I lost the keys to these
[G] I do [C] believe the captain has turned on the fasten [G] seatbelt sign.
I ain't trying to flex, but my childhood was turbulent.
It [Bm] gave me a [G] lot of scars that are [A] permanent.
[D] Problem is [G] I don't need [Am] anybody, but I need to be needed.
[G] I'm my own worst enemy and I'm undefeated.
I used to live with my mom in a one [D] room [G] apartment.
She was on pills [A] passed out [Bm] on the [G] carpet.
[A] Childhood suck.
I had real [D] bad luck.
When I hit rock bottom, I was actually [G] moving up.
Everybody got some [D] problem, [G] but we don't want to [A] talk about [D] them.
[G] I should [A] probably go to the [D] doctor, but instead I went and wrote this song, cause [C] that's my trauma.
Deep, deep, deep.
[G] My trauma.
Deep, really deep.
[D] That's my trauma [C] and it really fucked up [G] my life.
It's really deep.
I'm a track star the way I run [D] from [G] commitment.
Human pandemic, [Am] you gonna have [D] to keep your [G] distance.
You don't want to know the things I think [D] about in solitude.
Whenever someone likes me, I'm like, what the hell is [Em] wrong with you?
And when I wake [Bm] up in the [G] morning, I don't feel [Am] nothing cause I [Bm] lack [G] serotonin.
Only thing lower than my [Bm] self esteem is my chance of achieving any [G] hopes and dreams.
Everybody got some [Bm] problem, [G] but we don't want to [A] talk about [Bm] them.
[G] I should probably go to the psych ward, but that's what I wrote this song for.
[C] That's my trauma.
Deep, deep, deep.
[G] My trauma.
Deep, really [D] deep.
That's my [C] trauma and it really fucked [G] up my life.
It's really deep.
My grandpa got his ass [A] whooped, so my [G] dad got his ass whooped.
That's why I got my ass whooped.
Did anybody else get beat?
I was only seven and we [D] didn't have tablets, so I played cards with my cousin in the attic.
[G] Found a tube of [D#] lipstick still in the package.
But a little old man, I looked [Gm] fantastic.
Then we heard someone open up the hatch and he stepped dad and he started going back.
He had been drinking all day, throwing back.
Then I heard a bell, I was about to get my [G] ass kicked.
On guard.
He hit me with a [D] RKO.
[G] On guard.
A [A] suplex [D] from the top rope.
On guard.
[A] I was in serious trouble, cause he took my Ninja Turtles and he smashed them with a [G] shovel.
On guard.
He said you're [D] not my real [G] son.
I didn't like the [Am] guy, but [G] that one really stung.
Since then [Am] I always felt I wasn't [D] man enough, but I won't complain cause [C] everybody had it tough.
That's my trauma.
Deep, deep, [G] deep.
My trauma.
Deep, really [D] deep.
That's my trauma and [C] it really fucked up my [G] life.
Deep, it's really deep.
[F#m] Bam!
Uno reverse [D] card.
I lost the keys to these
Key:
G
D
Bm
A
C
G
D
Bm
_ _ _ [Bm] _ [G] Oh, you ain't [B] ready for this [Bm] one.
[G] I do [C] believe the captain has turned on the fasten [G] seatbelt sign.
I ain't trying to flex, but my childhood was turbulent.
It [Bm] gave me a [G] lot of scars that are [A] permanent.
[D] Problem is [G] I don't need [Am] anybody, but I need to be needed.
[G] I'm my own worst enemy and I'm undefeated.
I used to live with my mom in a one [D] room [G] apartment.
She was on pills [A] passed out [Bm] on the [G] carpet.
[A] Childhood suck.
I had real [D] bad luck.
When I hit rock bottom, I was actually [G] moving up.
Everybody got some [D] problem, [G] but we don't want to [A] talk about [D] them.
[G] I should [A] probably go to the [D] doctor, but instead I went and wrote this song, cause [C] that's my trauma.
Deep, deep, deep.
[G] My trauma.
Deep, really deep.
[D] That's my trauma [C] and it really fucked up [G] my life.
It's really deep.
I'm a track star the way I run [D] from [G] commitment.
Human pandemic, [Am] you gonna have [D] to keep your [G] distance.
You don't want to know the things I think [D] about in solitude.
Whenever someone likes me, I'm like, what the hell is [Em] wrong with you?
And when I wake [Bm] up in the [G] morning, I don't feel [Am] nothing cause I [Bm] lack [G] serotonin.
Only thing lower than my [Bm] self esteem is my chance of achieving any [G] hopes and dreams.
Everybody got some [Bm] problem, [G] but we don't want to [A] talk about [Bm] them.
[G] I should probably go to the psych ward, but that's what I wrote this song for.
[C] That's my trauma.
Deep, deep, deep.
[G] My trauma.
Deep, really [D] deep.
That's my [C] trauma and it really fucked [G] up my life.
It's really deep.
My grandpa got his ass [A] whooped, so my [G] dad got his ass whooped.
That's why I got my ass whooped.
Did anybody else get beat?
I was only seven and we [D] didn't have tablets, so I played cards with my cousin in the attic.
[G] Found a tube of [D#] lipstick still in the package.
But a little old man, I looked [Gm] fantastic.
Then we heard someone open up the hatch and he stepped dad and he started going back.
He had been drinking all day, throwing back.
Then I heard a bell, I was about to get my [G] ass kicked.
On guard.
He hit me with a [D] RKO.
[G] On guard.
A [A] suplex [D] from the top rope.
On guard.
[A] I was in serious trouble, cause he took my Ninja Turtles and he smashed them with a [G] shovel.
On guard.
He said you're [D] not my real [G] son.
I didn't like the [Am] guy, but [G] that one really stung.
Since then [Am] I always felt I wasn't [D] man enough, but I won't complain cause [C] everybody had it tough.
That's my trauma.
Deep, deep, [G] deep.
My trauma.
Deep, really [D] deep.
That's my trauma and [C] it really fucked up my [G] life.
Deep, it's really deep.
_ [F#m] Bam!
Uno reverse [D] card.
I lost the keys to these
[G] I do [C] believe the captain has turned on the fasten [G] seatbelt sign.
I ain't trying to flex, but my childhood was turbulent.
It [Bm] gave me a [G] lot of scars that are [A] permanent.
[D] Problem is [G] I don't need [Am] anybody, but I need to be needed.
[G] I'm my own worst enemy and I'm undefeated.
I used to live with my mom in a one [D] room [G] apartment.
She was on pills [A] passed out [Bm] on the [G] carpet.
[A] Childhood suck.
I had real [D] bad luck.
When I hit rock bottom, I was actually [G] moving up.
Everybody got some [D] problem, [G] but we don't want to [A] talk about [D] them.
[G] I should [A] probably go to the [D] doctor, but instead I went and wrote this song, cause [C] that's my trauma.
Deep, deep, deep.
[G] My trauma.
Deep, really deep.
[D] That's my trauma [C] and it really fucked up [G] my life.
It's really deep.
I'm a track star the way I run [D] from [G] commitment.
Human pandemic, [Am] you gonna have [D] to keep your [G] distance.
You don't want to know the things I think [D] about in solitude.
Whenever someone likes me, I'm like, what the hell is [Em] wrong with you?
And when I wake [Bm] up in the [G] morning, I don't feel [Am] nothing cause I [Bm] lack [G] serotonin.
Only thing lower than my [Bm] self esteem is my chance of achieving any [G] hopes and dreams.
Everybody got some [Bm] problem, [G] but we don't want to [A] talk about [Bm] them.
[G] I should probably go to the psych ward, but that's what I wrote this song for.
[C] That's my trauma.
Deep, deep, deep.
[G] My trauma.
Deep, really [D] deep.
That's my [C] trauma and it really fucked [G] up my life.
It's really deep.
My grandpa got his ass [A] whooped, so my [G] dad got his ass whooped.
That's why I got my ass whooped.
Did anybody else get beat?
I was only seven and we [D] didn't have tablets, so I played cards with my cousin in the attic.
[G] Found a tube of [D#] lipstick still in the package.
But a little old man, I looked [Gm] fantastic.
Then we heard someone open up the hatch and he stepped dad and he started going back.
He had been drinking all day, throwing back.
Then I heard a bell, I was about to get my [G] ass kicked.
On guard.
He hit me with a [D] RKO.
[G] On guard.
A [A] suplex [D] from the top rope.
On guard.
[A] I was in serious trouble, cause he took my Ninja Turtles and he smashed them with a [G] shovel.
On guard.
He said you're [D] not my real [G] son.
I didn't like the [Am] guy, but [G] that one really stung.
Since then [Am] I always felt I wasn't [D] man enough, but I won't complain cause [C] everybody had it tough.
That's my trauma.
Deep, deep, [G] deep.
My trauma.
Deep, really [D] deep.
That's my trauma and [C] it really fucked up my [G] life.
Deep, it's really deep.
_ [F#m] Bam!
Uno reverse [D] card.
I lost the keys to these