Chords for Your Favorite Martian - Gentleman's Ballad

_ _ _ _ I'm a ho, [Em] a ho, _ [Am]
a [D] ho _ _ _ [G] _
_ [Em] _ _ _ _ [Am] _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ with you
I [C] promise I'll [A] let it go
[G] Even though [Em] I know
_ [Am] _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ [G] _
_ [Am] Yes you are, [G] yes you [D] are Bling!
[G]
Before we [Em] get together I need you to [Am] understand
That puff puff wants more [D] than a wham bam thank you ma [G]'am
And you know I [Em] ain't a farmer but I'm still trying to [Am] plow
When you walk in the room [D] I'm like bow chicka wow wow
[G] I like banging and smashing and living in sin
[C] I'd like to take the [A] beatbox to bong town again
[G] I wanna boink, I [Em] wanna shag, I wanna hump, I wanna screw
[Am] And I wanna do all those [D] things with you and only [G] you
_ [Em] _ _ _ [Am] I'm a ho, a ho, _ _ [D] _ _ _ [G] _
_ [Em] _ _ a ho [Am]
with _ [D] _ you
I [G] _
_ _ _ promise [C] I'll let it go
_ _ [A] _ Even [G]
though _ [Em] _ _ [Am] I _ _ [D] _ _ _ [G] _
know
Yes you [A] are, yes you are
_ [D] _ They [G]
used to call me slut, used to call me whore
I prefer to say a beady [Am] connoisseur
But I promise you I ain't [D] gonna do none of that kinda shit [G] no more
You're the only one I [Em] adore, never mind how I was [Am] before
Wait and see what I have [D] in store, only bet I wanna be in [G] his doors
I'm a gentleman, I open up doors
Girl I'm telling you I've been [C] reformed
I'll delete the numbers from [Em] my phone
I'ma never watch anymore [G] porn
These [Em] urges are hard to ignore
Can't help it, that's how I [Am] was born
Baby [Bm] there's so many things we [G] could explore
Girl, [Em] before I met you my life was [Am] different
All I could [D] think about was ass
[G] Everything in the world [Em] was an ass to me
This looks like an [Am] ass, that looks like an ass
[D] That mountain range over there [G] looks like a big ol' ass
But now [C] I've changed
Well [A] actually I'm still the same
[G] All [Em] I think about is ass all the time
But now I [Am] just wanna be dedicated to one [D] ass
And that's your [C] ass
[Bm] All that I think [Am] of, I dream about
[D] _
_ _ _ _ [C] Is [Bm] doing it, working [Am] on making love in [D] every single way
[G] _
Is _ [Em] _ _ _ [Am] _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ [Em] _ _ _ [Am] _
_ _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ you, [C] I'll let it [A] go
_ _ [G] _
_ _ [Em] _ _ _ [Am] _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ [G] _
[C] Yes you are, [Cm] yes you _ [G] are _ _ _
_ _ _ [F#m] _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _