Whatever You Like (Parody of "Whatever You Like" by T.I.) (Official 4K Video) Chords

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Hey girl, you know our economy's in the [Bb] toilet, but I'm still gonna treat you right.
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_ Maybe you can have whatever [F] you like.
You like.
Say you can even have [C] the large fries.
Large fries.
Yeah.
Yeah.
[Dm]
Baby, you should know I am really quite a [Bb] sweet guy.
When I buy you bathroom tissue, I always get the [F] two-ply.
One of you can get it, my dear.
I got [C] my Costco membership card right here.
[Dm] Yeah, you like Top Ramen.
Ramen.
Me, Top [Bb] Ramen.
Got a cupboard full of them.
I'll keep them [F] coming.
When you want it, I gotta go get it.
Just eat [C] it.
Dump the flavor packet on it and [F] eat it.
[Dm] Pork and beans.
Meat and minute rice.
Rice.
And we [Bb] can play cribbage all night.
And baby, you can have [F] whatever you like.
You like.
Say you can have whatever [C] you like.
You like.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I [D] can take you to the laundromat downtown.
Downtown.
And [Bb] watch all the clothes go round and round.
And baby, we can go [F] wherever you like.
You like.
Say we can go [C] wherever you like. You like.
Yeah.
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At a shorty I know, if you had some [Bb] lipo,
you could be second runner up Miss [F] Ohio.
Seven dollar bills roll up inside my plastic [C] billfold.
Buy you a bagel even if it isn't [Dm] day old.
And you never ever gotta wear your sister's [Bb] old clothes,
long as I'm still assistant manager at [F]
Kinko's.
Cut your hair with scissors and a [C] soup bowl.
You ain't gotta pay me, that's the way that [Dm] I roll.
My chick can have what she wants.
At Walmart [Bb] she can take out anything she wants.
I know [F] girl you ain't never had a man like that.
Who [C] doesn't make you buy generic brand like that.
Yeah, [Dm] you like my Hyundai.
See my [Bb] Hyundai.
I can take you to see your cousin Phil next [F] Sunday.
But that's kinda far and I'm not made of [C] cash.
Do you think you could chip in for [B] gas?
[Dm] Mac and cheese.
She's pretty alright.
But [Bb] let's hand off a pizza tonight.
And you can order any time [F] but you lie.
I said you can even have [C] the last slice.
Yeah, ran [Dm] myself a cable from an even expo.
[Bb] Now I can get free HBO and baby you can watch [F] whatever you like.
I said you can watch [C] whatever you like.
Yeah, and you can [Dm] always ride the city bus.
Got a [Bb] stack of tokens just for us.
Yo, my [F]
wallet's fat and full of ones.
It's [C] all about the Washington's, that's [Dm] right.
You want White Castle?
Need White [Bb] Castle.
As long as you got me, it won't be no [F] hassle.
You want it, we'll get it.
Just don't be a [C] hater if I grab a bunch of napkins for later.
[Dm] Thrift store jeans on sale half price.
The [Bb] underwear at Goodwill is nice.
And baby you can have [F] whatever you like.
I said you can have [C] whatever you like.
_ _ Yeah, [Dm] baby I can give you anything you please.
[Bb] Even share my government cheese.
And baby you can have as [F] much as you like.
I said you can have as [C] much as you like.
Yeah.
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