Chords for "Weird Al" Yankovic - Dare To Be Stupid

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[E] Put down the chainsaw and listen to [G] me, it's time for us to join in the fight.
[D] It's time to let your [Am] babies grow up to be [E] cowboys, it's time to let them fight for a fight.
You better put all your eggs in one basket, [G] you better kill your chickens before they hatch.
[A] You better [D] suffer [F] mine before it's time, [E] you better find yourself a nice new scratch.
[B] You better [D] squeeze all the time that you [E] can, when Mr.
Wimple's not around.
[B] Spin your head in the [D] microwave and get yourself a [E] tan.
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[B] _ _ _ _ [E] Talk with your mouth full, [G] bite the hand that [C] feeds you, bite a bone that you can chew.
[E] What can you do?
Dare to be stupid, take some wooden [Em] nickels, [G] look for Mr.
Goodful, [A] get [C] your mojo working
now, [E] I'll show you how.
You can dare to be [D] stupid, you can turn [E] the other cheek, [G] you can just [E] give up the shit.
[D] You can [Em] eat a bunch of [D] sushi, then forget [B] the leaf on [A] tab.
[Em] Dare to be [Bm] stupid, [Am] [E] come on and [A] dare to be [Bm] stupid, [Am] it's so easy to do.
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[A] It's time to make a [E] mountain out of a [C] molehill, so can I have a [G] volunteer?
[C] There's no more time for crying over spilled milk, [E] now it's time for crying in your field.
Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA, [C] buy some [G] sensible shoes and a chabonet.
[D] Then party till you're [Am] broke and they drag [C] you away, [E] it's okay.
You can dare to be stupid, [D] it's like [E] spitting on a fish, [G] it's like barking [Em] up a tree.
[D] It's like you said you [Bm] gotta find [D] one if you wanna get [Am] free.
[Em] Dare to be stupid, [Bm] [Am] yes, [Em] why don't you dare to be [Bm] stupid.
[A] [G] It's a way [D] to do, [B] [A] we're all waiting [E] for you.
Dare to be stupid, [B] burn your [D] candle at the vent, [E] plug your gift horse in the mouth.
_ [B] Mashed [D] potatoes can be your friend.
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[E] You can be a coffee [A] achiever, [G] you can sit around the house and watch the neighbors deliver.
[D] The future's up to you, [C] so what you gonna [E] do?
Dare to be stupid, dare to be stupid, [Bm] what did [A] I [E] say?
Dare [Bm] to be stupid, tell me what did [A] I say?
[Em] Dare to be stupid, [Bm] it's [A] alright.
[Em] We can [Bm] be stupid [A] alright.
[E] Come [Bm] on, join [A] the crowd.
[E] _ Shout it out loud.
I [A] can't hear [E] you.
Okay, [A] I can hear you [E] now.
Let's [Bm] go.
Dare to [A] be stupid.
[E] _ [Bm] Dare to [A] be stupid.
[Em] _
[B] Dare to [A] be stupid.
[E] _ [D] Dare [A] to be stupid.
[E] Dare to be stupid.
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