Chords for "Weird Al" Yankovic - Handy (Official 4K Video)
Tempo:
95.8 bpm
Chords used:
C
D
Cm
Eb
G
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[C] [G]
[C] [D] First things first, I'm a craftsman.
[C] Craftsman.
Remodeling is my [Eb] only passion.
It's my passion.
And I'm the greatest [D] in the business.
Want referrals?
[C] Yo!
My clientele will bear you witness.
Right, right.
I can help when you're a dog jam stick.
There is nothing in the world I [Eb] can't fix.
Yeah.
[C] I do tiles, I do stone, [D] I do bricks.
Call me, [C] I'll come rushing [Eb] over with my bag of tricks.
Bag of tricks.
[Cm] Where you go when you're disposed [D] and it's rusted.
[Cm] Rusted.
You have a mic problem making [D] you disgusted.
[Cm] Disgusted.
When your front [D] window is busted.
[Cm] Right.
Just one meme that's always busted.
I'm so [Eb] handy.
[C] You're ready [D] to [Cm] fix your plumbing.
[G] When your toilet's overflow.
I'm so [Eb] handy.
[Cm] Bring your own tech [Eb] code.
When your dish washer's about to [C] explode.
[D] Now you see that [Ab] your finest is needing some service.
I'm [G] fully bonded, no need to be nervous.
Perhaps you would like a new counter for my cup.
Maybe I'll hook up this here combo washer dryer.
[D] While your pipes are on heat.
Your water pressure's too weak.
You've got an attic [Cm] full of pyrite.
Cause your roof's run [D] a leak.
Your fridge is starting to leak.
Your hardwood floors really squeak.
But don't you worry, [Cm] I'll just show you my amazing technique.
Now let me glue that, [C] glue that, and screw that, [D] screw that.
Any random toy [Cm] you got, well I can do that.
[Eb] Do that or maybe I'll [C] just rewire your house [D] for fun.
I got 99 [C] problems but a switch ain't one.
[G] I'm so handy.
[C] Everyone's head's so [Eb] old.
Bathroom.
[C] Reserve, fish, or [Eb] patio.
I'm [Cm] so handy.
[D]
[Cm] I'm the girl you [Eb] know.
When your [Cm] leaf blower cuts the [C] floor.
[D] [G] Catch the drywall.
Clean [C] your garden.
[D] Make [Cm] that foam.
[D]
[G] Call it anything you [Eb] want.
Yeah, check your mind.
Big staple gun.
My sock [Cm] and breeches are second [G] to none.
I [Eb] quit till I'm done.
Don't even [Cm] care if I hammer my foam out.
[C]
[Eb] Still rocking my screwdriver.
Got [C] the whole world [Eb] thinking I'm a giver.
Your [C] heating bills are shocking.
I can solve that with some duct tape and some [Eb] [C] clocking.
Your house is a [D] disaster, huh?
Need [C] a guy who's a master with a plaster, huh?
Let me be your stripper.
Taking off lacquer.
No one does [G] it quicker.
I'm [A] so handy.
[Cm] Your little [D] [C] price quotes.
My hour rate's so [D] low.
I'm so handy.
You [C] should call this [Eb] broke.
I'm in love, [D] foam boy.
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[C] [D] First things first, I'm a craftsman.
[C] Craftsman.
Remodeling is my [Eb] only passion.
It's my passion.
And I'm the greatest [D] in the business.
Want referrals?
[C] Yo!
My clientele will bear you witness.
Right, right.
I can help when you're a dog jam stick.
There is nothing in the world I [Eb] can't fix.
Yeah.
[C] I do tiles, I do stone, [D] I do bricks.
Call me, [C] I'll come rushing [Eb] over with my bag of tricks.
Bag of tricks.
[Cm] Where you go when you're disposed [D] and it's rusted.
[Cm] Rusted.
You have a mic problem making [D] you disgusted.
[Cm] Disgusted.
When your front [D] window is busted.
[Cm] Right.
Just one meme that's always busted.
I'm so [Eb] handy.
[C] You're ready [D] to [Cm] fix your plumbing.
[G] When your toilet's overflow.
I'm so [Eb] handy.
[Cm] Bring your own tech [Eb] code.
When your dish washer's about to [C] explode.
[D] Now you see that [Ab] your finest is needing some service.
I'm [G] fully bonded, no need to be nervous.
Perhaps you would like a new counter for my cup.
Maybe I'll hook up this here combo washer dryer.
[D] While your pipes are on heat.
Your water pressure's too weak.
You've got an attic [Cm] full of pyrite.
Cause your roof's run [D] a leak.
Your fridge is starting to leak.
Your hardwood floors really squeak.
But don't you worry, [Cm] I'll just show you my amazing technique.
Now let me glue that, [C] glue that, and screw that, [D] screw that.
Any random toy [Cm] you got, well I can do that.
[Eb] Do that or maybe I'll [C] just rewire your house [D] for fun.
I got 99 [C] problems but a switch ain't one.
[G] I'm so handy.
[C] Everyone's head's so [Eb] old.
Bathroom.
[C] Reserve, fish, or [Eb] patio.
I'm [Cm] so handy.
[D]
[Cm] I'm the girl you [Eb] know.
When your [Cm] leaf blower cuts the [C] floor.
[D] [G] Catch the drywall.
Clean [C] your garden.
[D] Make [Cm] that foam.
[D]
[G] Call it anything you [Eb] want.
Yeah, check your mind.
Big staple gun.
My sock [Cm] and breeches are second [G] to none.
I [Eb] quit till I'm done.
Don't even [Cm] care if I hammer my foam out.
[C]
[Eb] Still rocking my screwdriver.
Got [C] the whole world [Eb] thinking I'm a giver.
Your [C] heating bills are shocking.
I can solve that with some duct tape and some [Eb] [C] clocking.
Your house is a [D] disaster, huh?
Need [C] a guy who's a master with a plaster, huh?
Let me be your stripper.
Taking off lacquer.
No one does [G] it quicker.
I'm [A] so handy.
[Cm] Your little [D] [C] price quotes.
My hour rate's so [D] low.
I'm so handy.
You [C] should call this [Eb] broke.
I'm in love, [D] foam boy.
Y se
Key:
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D
Cm
Eb
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C
D
Cm
_ [C] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ [D] _ First things first, I'm a craftsman.
[C] Craftsman.
Remodeling is my [Eb] only passion.
It's my passion.
And I'm the greatest [D] in the business.
Want referrals?
[C] Yo!
My clientele will bear you witness.
Right, right.
I can help when you're a dog jam stick.
There is nothing in the world I [Eb] can't fix.
Yeah.
[C] I do tiles, I do stone, [D] I do bricks.
Call me, [C] I'll come rushing [Eb] over with my bag of tricks.
Bag of tricks.
[Cm] Where you go when you're disposed [D] and it's rusted.
[Cm] Rusted.
You have a mic problem making [D] you disgusted.
[Cm] Disgusted.
When your front [D] window is busted.
[Cm] Right.
Just one meme that's always busted.
I'm so [Eb] handy. _
[C] You're ready [D] to [Cm] fix your plumbing. _
[G] When your toilet's overflow.
I'm so [Eb] handy.
[Cm] Bring your own tech [Eb] code.
When your dish washer's about to [C] explode.
_ [D] Now you see that [Ab] your finest is needing some service.
I'm [G] fully bonded, no need to be nervous.
Perhaps you would like a new counter for my cup.
Maybe I'll hook up this here combo washer dryer.
[D] While your pipes are on heat.
Your water pressure's too weak.
You've got an attic [Cm] full of pyrite.
Cause your roof's run [D] a leak.
Your fridge is starting to leak.
Your hardwood floors really squeak.
But don't you worry, [Cm] I'll just show you my amazing technique.
Now let me glue that, [C] glue that, and screw that, [D] screw that.
Any random toy [Cm] you got, well I can do that.
[Eb] Do that or maybe I'll [C] just rewire your house [D] for fun.
I got 99 [C] problems but a switch ain't one.
[G] I'm so handy. _
[C] Everyone's head's so [Eb] old.
_ _ Bathroom.
[C] Reserve, fish, or [Eb] patio.
I'm [Cm] so handy.
[D] _
[Cm] I'm the girl you [Eb] know.
When your [Cm] leaf blower cuts the [C] floor.
_ [D] _ [G] Catch the drywall.
Clean [C] your garden.
_ [D] Make [Cm] that foam.
[D] _
[G] Call it anything you [Eb] want.
Yeah, check your mind.
Big staple gun.
My sock [Cm] and breeches are second [G] to none.
I [Eb] quit till I'm done.
Don't even [Cm] care if I hammer my foam out.
_ [C] _ _ _
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _ Still rocking my screwdriver.
Got [C] the whole world [Eb] thinking I'm a giver.
Your [C] heating bills are shocking.
I can solve that with some duct tape and some [Eb] [C] clocking.
Your house is a [D] disaster, huh?
Need [C] a guy who's a master with a plaster, huh?
Let me be your stripper.
Taking off lacquer.
No one does [G] it quicker.
I'm [A] so handy. _
[Cm] Your little _ [D] _ _ [C] price quotes.
My hour rate's so [D] low.
I'm so handy.
You [C] should call this [Eb] broke.
I'm in love, [D] foam boy.
Y se
_ [C] _ _ [D] _ First things first, I'm a craftsman.
[C] Craftsman.
Remodeling is my [Eb] only passion.
It's my passion.
And I'm the greatest [D] in the business.
Want referrals?
[C] Yo!
My clientele will bear you witness.
Right, right.
I can help when you're a dog jam stick.
There is nothing in the world I [Eb] can't fix.
Yeah.
[C] I do tiles, I do stone, [D] I do bricks.
Call me, [C] I'll come rushing [Eb] over with my bag of tricks.
Bag of tricks.
[Cm] Where you go when you're disposed [D] and it's rusted.
[Cm] Rusted.
You have a mic problem making [D] you disgusted.
[Cm] Disgusted.
When your front [D] window is busted.
[Cm] Right.
Just one meme that's always busted.
I'm so [Eb] handy. _
[C] You're ready [D] to [Cm] fix your plumbing. _
[G] When your toilet's overflow.
I'm so [Eb] handy.
[Cm] Bring your own tech [Eb] code.
When your dish washer's about to [C] explode.
_ [D] Now you see that [Ab] your finest is needing some service.
I'm [G] fully bonded, no need to be nervous.
Perhaps you would like a new counter for my cup.
Maybe I'll hook up this here combo washer dryer.
[D] While your pipes are on heat.
Your water pressure's too weak.
You've got an attic [Cm] full of pyrite.
Cause your roof's run [D] a leak.
Your fridge is starting to leak.
Your hardwood floors really squeak.
But don't you worry, [Cm] I'll just show you my amazing technique.
Now let me glue that, [C] glue that, and screw that, [D] screw that.
Any random toy [Cm] you got, well I can do that.
[Eb] Do that or maybe I'll [C] just rewire your house [D] for fun.
I got 99 [C] problems but a switch ain't one.
[G] I'm so handy. _
[C] Everyone's head's so [Eb] old.
_ _ Bathroom.
[C] Reserve, fish, or [Eb] patio.
I'm [Cm] so handy.
[D] _
[Cm] I'm the girl you [Eb] know.
When your [Cm] leaf blower cuts the [C] floor.
_ [D] _ [G] Catch the drywall.
Clean [C] your garden.
_ [D] Make [Cm] that foam.
[D] _
[G] Call it anything you [Eb] want.
Yeah, check your mind.
Big staple gun.
My sock [Cm] and breeches are second [G] to none.
I [Eb] quit till I'm done.
Don't even [Cm] care if I hammer my foam out.
_ [C] _ _ _
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _ Still rocking my screwdriver.
Got [C] the whole world [Eb] thinking I'm a giver.
Your [C] heating bills are shocking.
I can solve that with some duct tape and some [Eb] [C] clocking.
Your house is a [D] disaster, huh?
Need [C] a guy who's a master with a plaster, huh?
Let me be your stripper.
Taking off lacquer.
No one does [G] it quicker.
I'm [A] so handy. _
[Cm] Your little _ [D] _ _ [C] price quotes.
My hour rate's so [D] low.
I'm so handy.
You [C] should call this [Eb] broke.
I'm in love, [D] foam boy.
Y se