Perform This Way (Parody of "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga) (Official 4K Video) Chords

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My mama told me [Bbm] when I [Db] was [Ab] hatched, act like a [Eb] superstar.
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[Eb] Say your allowance [Db] by a bubble dress, _ [Ab] and someday you will go far.
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[Eb] Now on red carpets [Db] where I'm hard to miss, the [Ab] press follows everywhere I go. _ _ _
[Eb] I'll poke your eye out [Db] with a dress like this.
[Ab] Fuck up and enjoy the [N] show.
_ [Eb] I'm sure my critics will say it's [Db] a grotesque display.
Well [Ab] they can bite me, baby [Eb] I perform this way.
I might be wearing Swiss cheese, or [Db] baby covered with beans.
It [Ab] doesn't mean I'm [Eb] crazy, I perform this way.
Do my little monsters pay?
[Db] Blastos, I perform this way.
[Ab] Baby I perform [Eb] this way.
_ I perform this way.
Oh don't worry, I'm okay.
[Db] Hey I just performed this way.
[Ab] I'm not crazy, [Eb] I perform this way.
I'll be a troll or [Ab] evil queen.
I'll be a human jelly bean.
Cause [F] everyday is Halloween. _ _ _ _
I'm so completely [Eb] original. _
My new look is all the [Ab] rage. _ _ _
[Eb] I'll wrap my small [Db] intestines around my neck and [Ab] set fire to myself on stage. _ _ _
[Eb] I'll wear a 4Q [Db] blind on my hip on [Ab] a WH-I-M.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
[Eb] And for no reason now [Db] I'll sing in French.
[Ab] Excusez-moi, [F] P-I-P-T.
That's what's said.
Don't my [Eb] face act it today?
It's [Db] made of gold and lamé.
No not [Ab] because I'm crazy, I [Eb] perform this way.
I'll strap my ribs to my feet.
Cover [Db] myself with rhum-be.
I'll bet [Ab] you've never seen [Eb] a skirt stay worn this way.
[Bbm] Don't be offended when you see my latest pop monstrosity.
I'm strange, weird, shocking, odd, bizarre.
I'm Frankenstein, I'm [Eb] Avatar.
There's nothing too embarrassing.
I'll honestly do anything.
But wear white after Labor Day.
Cause baby, I perform this way.
You won't think it's cliche if I [Db] go nude today.
Don't call [Ab] the cops now, baby, I [Eb] perform this way.
No reason I should regret all the [Db] attention I get.
I'm not [Ab] [Eb] completely crazy, I perform this way, yeah.
I perform this way, hey!
I [Db] perform this way, hey!
I'm [Ab] always _ [Eb] deviating from the norm this way, hey!
I perform this way, [Bb] hey!
I [Eb] perform this way, hey!
I'm really not insane, I just perform this way, hey! _