Chords for "Weird Al" Yankovic - Headline News (Parody of "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm")

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_ [Ab] _ _ [Eb] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Eb] _ .
_ [Cm] _ [Eb] Once there was this kid who [Ab] took a [Eb] trip to Singapore [Bb] and brought [Eb] along his spray [Ab] paint.
and when he [Bb] finally [Eb] came back [Bb] he [Eb] had [Ab] cane [Eb] marks all over [Bb] his bottom.
_ _ _ [B] He said that [Eb] it was from [B] when the warden [Bb] whacked it so _ .
_ [Ab] _ hard.
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Once there [Eb] was this girl who [Ab] swore that [Eb] one day she would [Bb] be a figure [Eb] skating champion.
[Ab] and when she [Bb] finally [Eb] made it [Bb] she [Eb].
saw [Ab] some [Eb] other girl who [Bb] was better.
_ .
_ _ [B] And so she [Eb] hired some [B] guy to club her [Bb] in the _ _ _ [Ab] kneecap.
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[Eb] _ [Fm] They got [Eb] paid for [Bb] their sound [Fm] bites and sold their [Eb] TV movie [Bb] [Ab] rights.
_ _ _ _ [Cm] And [Eb] then there was this guy who [Ab].
made his [Eb] wife so mad one [Bb] night that she cut [Eb] off his [Ab] wiener.
and when he [Bb] finally [Eb] came to [Bb].
he [Eb] _ [Ab] found that [Eb] Mr.
Happy [Bb] was missing.
_ _ _ [B] He couldn't [Eb] quite explain [B] it, it had always [Bb] just _ _ [Ab] been _ there.
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