Chords for Crash Test Dummies - Afternoons & Coffeespoons (Official Video)

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_ [F] _ What is [D] it that makes me [F] just a little [Bb] bit queasy?
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_ [F] _ _ There's a [D] breeze that makes my [F] breathing not [Bb] so easy.
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_ [Ab] _ I've had [Db] my lungs checked [Eb] out with x [Ab]-rays.
I've smelled the [Eb] hospital [Fm] waste.
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_ [F] _ _ _ [Bb] Someday I'll have [C] a _ disappearing hairline.
_ [F] _ _ _ [Bb] Someday I'll wear [C] _ _ pajamas in the daytime.
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_ [F] _ _ Times when the days I get played [Bb] by a star trot.
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_ _ _ When it seems that my [F] body's in perfect [Bb] _ order.
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_ [Ab] _ I [Db] gave the doctor my [Eb] prescription.
[Ab] _ I've tried [Db] to stick to [Eb] my [Fm] prescriptions.
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_ [F] _ _ Someday [Bb] _ I'll _ [F] _ have a disappearing [C] _ hairline.
_ [F] _ _ Someday [Bb] _ I'll [F] wear _ pajamas [C] in the daytime.
_ [Bb] _ _ Oh, [C] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [F] afternoon _ _ [Bb] will be measured out, _ [Dm] measured [Bb] out, measured [C] with _ _ [C] [F] coffee spoons.
And [Bb] yes, I'll yuck.
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_ _ Maybe [C] if I could [F] do a play [Bb]-by-play back.
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_ [F] _ I could change the test results and I [Bb] will get back.
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_ [Ab] _ I've watched [Db] the summer evening [Eb] pass [Ab] by.
I've heard the rattle [Eb] in my [Fm] bronchi.
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_ [F] _ _ _ Someday [Bb] I'll [F] have _ [C] a disappearing hairline.
_ _ _ _ [Bb] Someday _ I'll [F] wear _ pajamas [C] in the daytime.
_ [Bb] _ _ Oh, [F] _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ [F] afternoon _ _ [Bb] will be measured out, _ [Dm] measured [Bb] out, measured [C] with _ [F] coffee spoons. _
[Bb] And yes, I'll yuck.
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_ [C] _ _ _ Oh, afternoon [F] _ _
[Bb] will be measured out, _ [Dm] measured [Bb] out, measured [C] with _ [F] coffee spoons.
[Bb] And yes, I'll yuck.
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