"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Lost On Jeopardy Chords

_ _ _ _ _ _ Loosen up camera two.
Three, that's fine. _ _ _ _
_ _ Lights, music.
[Eb] _ _ _
Now entering the [Ab] studio are today's contestants. _ _ _
[Cm] _ This is Mr.
Millard Snufkin from Carbondale, Illinois.
[Bb] And this is Mr.
Leroy Pinklestein from Brooklyn, New York.
And this is [Cm] Alfred Yankovic from Linwood, California.
_ [C] _ These [C] three people will compete [Bb] today on _ Jeopardy!
I [Cm] was there to match my intellect _ on national TV _ _
Against a plumber _ and an architect, _ both [G] with a PhD
_ I [Eb] was tense, _ _ _ _ I [G] guess it just wasn't my night _
[Fm] My blaming gave me answers, but [Eb] I couldn't get the questions right
I _ _
[Cm] _ _ _ said it, _ _ _ [C] ooh, _ [F] _ _ _ _
[Cm] I _ said it, _ _
_ _ [C] ooh _ _ _
[Cm] Well I knew I was in trouble now _
My hope of winning [C] _ sank
[Cm] Because I got the Daily Double now _
[C] And then my mind went blank _ _ _
[Eb] _ Three, four, one hundred
And [G] then my head started to spin _ _
[Fm] _ _ _ _ _ Departo
[Eb] Just tell me now what I didn't win, yeah, yeah
I [Cm] lost three, _ baby, _ _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _
[Cm] _ _ _ _ baby _ _
_ [C] Ooh
_ [F] _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ That's right Al, you lost.
And let me tell you what you didn't win.
A 20 volume set of the Encyclopedia Internazional
A case of turtle wax and a year's supply of rice-a-roni, the [Cm] San Francisco treat.
But that's [Bb] not all.
You also made yourself [Cm] look like a jerk in front of millions of people.
And you brought shame and disgrace on your family name for [Bb] generations to come.
You don't get to come [Cm] back tomorrow.
You don't even get a lousy copy of our home game. _
You're a [C] complete loser.
I [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ do _ _ _ _
[Cm] _ _ _ _ better _
[Eb] Next weekend on The Price [Cm] is Right, I _
_ _ _ _ Split it _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
[Cm] _ _ _ Split it _
[C] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _
[Cm] _ _ _ _ Baby _ _
[C] _ _ [Gm] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Cm] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
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