"Weird Al" Yankovic - One More Minute Chords
Tempo:
76.8 bpm
Chords used:
G
C
F
Am
E
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[F] [C] [D] [Em] [F] [G]
[Am] [F] [C] [G]
[C] [G] [A] [G]
[C] [G] Leaving, gonna leave me [C] far behind.
[E] As you found a [Am] brand new lover, [D] you decided that I'm not [G] your kind.
[Em] [Dm] [C] So I pulled [G] your name out [C] of the deck, [Dm] [E] [F] and I tore all your pictures [C] in two.
[E] And I burned down [Em] the mall shop [Am] where we used to go, [D] just because it [Bm] reminds me [Dm] of you.
[G] [F] That's right, [G] you ain't [B] gonna see [C] me crying.
[F] I'm glad [G] that you found [C] somebody new.
[F] Cause I'd rather [G] spend eternity [A] eating shards of [F] broken glass, [C] than spend [G] one more minute [C] with you.
[Bm] [Am] I [G] guess I might seem [C] kinda bitter.
[G] You got me feeling down [C] in the dumps.
[E] Cause I'm stranded all alone, [Am] in the gas station of love.
[D] And I have to use the self-service pump.
[G] [F] Honey, [G] let me help you [C] with that suitcase.
[F] You ain't [G] gonna break my [C] heart in two.
[F] Cause I'd rather [G] get a hundred [Am] thousand paper cuts on [F] my face, [C] than spend [G] one more minute [C] with you.
[Am] I'd rather rip my [E] intestines with a fork, [Dm] than watch you [G] going out with [C] other men.
Oh, I'm [Am] so sorry.
I'd rather slam [E] my fingers [Am] in a door, [D] again and again.
[B] Can't you see what I'm trying to [F#] say, [F] darling?
I'd rather [G] have my blood sucked [C] out by leeches, [F] shove an ice pick under [G] a toenail [C] or two.
I'd [F] rather clean [G] all the bathrooms in Grand [Am] Central Station with [F] my tongue, [C] than spend [G] one more minute [C] with you.
Yes, I'd rather [F] jump naked [G] on a huge [C] pile of thumbtacks, or stick [F] my nostrils [G] together with [C] crazy glue.
[F] [G] I'd rather swim in a pool filled [Am] with double-edged [F] razor blades, [C] than spend [G] one more minute [Am] with you.
[G] [Am] I'd [F] rather rip my heart right [G] out of my ribcage with my bare hands, [Am] and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it [Fm] till I die.
[C] Than spend [Am] one [G] more minute with [C] [F] you.
[C] [Dm] [C]
[N]
[Am] [F] [C] [G]
[C] [G] [A] [G]
[C] [G] Leaving, gonna leave me [C] far behind.
[E] As you found a [Am] brand new lover, [D] you decided that I'm not [G] your kind.
[Em] [Dm] [C] So I pulled [G] your name out [C] of the deck, [Dm] [E] [F] and I tore all your pictures [C] in two.
[E] And I burned down [Em] the mall shop [Am] where we used to go, [D] just because it [Bm] reminds me [Dm] of you.
[G] [F] That's right, [G] you ain't [B] gonna see [C] me crying.
[F] I'm glad [G] that you found [C] somebody new.
[F] Cause I'd rather [G] spend eternity [A] eating shards of [F] broken glass, [C] than spend [G] one more minute [C] with you.
[Bm] [Am] I [G] guess I might seem [C] kinda bitter.
[G] You got me feeling down [C] in the dumps.
[E] Cause I'm stranded all alone, [Am] in the gas station of love.
[D] And I have to use the self-service pump.
[G] [F] Honey, [G] let me help you [C] with that suitcase.
[F] You ain't [G] gonna break my [C] heart in two.
[F] Cause I'd rather [G] get a hundred [Am] thousand paper cuts on [F] my face, [C] than spend [G] one more minute [C] with you.
[Am] I'd rather rip my [E] intestines with a fork, [Dm] than watch you [G] going out with [C] other men.
Oh, I'm [Am] so sorry.
I'd rather slam [E] my fingers [Am] in a door, [D] again and again.
[B] Can't you see what I'm trying to [F#] say, [F] darling?
I'd rather [G] have my blood sucked [C] out by leeches, [F] shove an ice pick under [G] a toenail [C] or two.
I'd [F] rather clean [G] all the bathrooms in Grand [Am] Central Station with [F] my tongue, [C] than spend [G] one more minute [C] with you.
Yes, I'd rather [F] jump naked [G] on a huge [C] pile of thumbtacks, or stick [F] my nostrils [G] together with [C] crazy glue.
[F] [G] I'd rather swim in a pool filled [Am] with double-edged [F] razor blades, [C] than spend [G] one more minute [Am] with you.
[G] [Am] I'd [F] rather rip my heart right [G] out of my ribcage with my bare hands, [Am] and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it [Fm] till I die.
[C] Than spend [Am] one [G] more minute with [C] [F] you.
[C] [Dm] [C]
[N]
Key:
G
C
F
Am
E
G
C
F
[F] _ [C] _ [D] _ [Em] _ [F] _ _ [G] _ _
[Am] _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _
[C] _ _ [G] _ [A] _ [G] _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [G] Leaving, gonna leave me [C] far behind.
_ _ [E] _ As you found a [Am] brand new lover, _ [D] you decided that I'm not [G] your kind.
[Em] _ [Dm] [C] So I pulled [G] your name out [C] of the deck, [Dm] _ [E] [F] and I tore all your pictures [C] in two.
_ [E] And I burned down [Em] the mall shop [Am] where we used to go, [D] just because it [Bm] reminds me [Dm] of you.
[G] _ [F] That's right, [G] you ain't [B] gonna see [C] me crying.
_ _ [F] I'm glad [G] that you found [C] somebody new.
_ [F] Cause I'd rather [G] spend eternity [A] eating shards of [F] broken glass, [C] than spend [G] one more minute [C] with you.
[Bm] [Am] I [G] _ guess I might seem [C] kinda bitter.
_ [G] You got me feeling down [C] in the dumps.
[E] Cause I'm stranded all alone, [Am] in the gas station of love.
[D] And I have to use the self-service pump.
[G] _ [F] Honey, [G] let me help you [C] with that suitcase.
_ [F] You ain't [G] gonna break my [C] heart in two.
_ [F] Cause I'd rather [G] get a hundred [Am] thousand paper cuts on [F] my face, [C] than spend [G] one more minute [C] with you.
_ [Am] I'd rather rip my [E] intestines with a fork, [Dm] than watch you [G] going out with [C] other men.
Oh, I'm [Am] so sorry.
I'd rather slam [E] my fingers [Am] in a door, [D] again and again. _ _
[B] Can't you see what I'm trying to [F#] say, [F] darling?
I'd rather [G] have my blood sucked [C] out by leeches, _ [F] shove an ice pick under [G] a toenail [C] or two.
_ I'd [F] rather clean [G] all the bathrooms in Grand [Am] Central Station with [F] my tongue, [C] than spend [G] one more minute [C] with you.
Yes, I'd rather [F] jump naked [G] on a huge [C] pile of thumbtacks, or stick [F] my nostrils [G] together with [C] crazy glue.
_ _ _ [F] _ [G] I'd rather swim in a pool filled [Am] with double-edged [F] razor blades, [C] than spend [G] one more minute [Am] with you.
[G] [Am] I'd [F] rather rip my heart right [G] out of my ribcage with my bare hands, [Am] and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it [Fm] till I die. _ _
_ _ [C] Than spend [Am] one [G] more minute _ with [C] [F] you.
_ [C] _ [Dm] _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Am] _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _
[C] _ _ [G] _ [A] _ [G] _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [G] Leaving, gonna leave me [C] far behind.
_ _ [E] _ As you found a [Am] brand new lover, _ [D] you decided that I'm not [G] your kind.
[Em] _ [Dm] [C] So I pulled [G] your name out [C] of the deck, [Dm] _ [E] [F] and I tore all your pictures [C] in two.
_ [E] And I burned down [Em] the mall shop [Am] where we used to go, [D] just because it [Bm] reminds me [Dm] of you.
[G] _ [F] That's right, [G] you ain't [B] gonna see [C] me crying.
_ _ [F] I'm glad [G] that you found [C] somebody new.
_ [F] Cause I'd rather [G] spend eternity [A] eating shards of [F] broken glass, [C] than spend [G] one more minute [C] with you.
[Bm] [Am] I [G] _ guess I might seem [C] kinda bitter.
_ [G] You got me feeling down [C] in the dumps.
[E] Cause I'm stranded all alone, [Am] in the gas station of love.
[D] And I have to use the self-service pump.
[G] _ [F] Honey, [G] let me help you [C] with that suitcase.
_ [F] You ain't [G] gonna break my [C] heart in two.
_ [F] Cause I'd rather [G] get a hundred [Am] thousand paper cuts on [F] my face, [C] than spend [G] one more minute [C] with you.
_ [Am] I'd rather rip my [E] intestines with a fork, [Dm] than watch you [G] going out with [C] other men.
Oh, I'm [Am] so sorry.
I'd rather slam [E] my fingers [Am] in a door, [D] again and again. _ _
[B] Can't you see what I'm trying to [F#] say, [F] darling?
I'd rather [G] have my blood sucked [C] out by leeches, _ [F] shove an ice pick under [G] a toenail [C] or two.
_ I'd [F] rather clean [G] all the bathrooms in Grand [Am] Central Station with [F] my tongue, [C] than spend [G] one more minute [C] with you.
Yes, I'd rather [F] jump naked [G] on a huge [C] pile of thumbtacks, or stick [F] my nostrils [G] together with [C] crazy glue.
_ _ _ [F] _ [G] I'd rather swim in a pool filled [Am] with double-edged [F] razor blades, [C] than spend [G] one more minute [Am] with you.
[G] [Am] I'd [F] rather rip my heart right [G] out of my ribcage with my bare hands, [Am] and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it [Fm] till I die. _ _
_ _ [C] Than spend [Am] one [G] more minute _ with [C] [F] you.
_ [C] _ [Dm] _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _