"Weird Al" Yankovic: Even Worse - Melanie Chords
Tempo:
129.85 bpm
Chords used:
D
G
C
Am
Bm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[C]
[D] [G] Melanie, [Am] [G] what can [D] the problem be?
Sweet [G]
[D] Melanie, [G] why won't you [D] go out with me?
She lived [C] across the street [G] on the 15th floor [D] of the Gale Mall [Am] building.
I saw [C] her in the shower [G] reaching for [D] some soap.
I knew [C] she had to [G] be the girl for me, [D] and to think I probably [Am] never [C] would have found her
[Bm] if I [D] hadn't bought that telescope.
[C]
[D] Melanie, [G] [Am] what can [D] the problem be?
[C]
[D] [G] Sweet Melanie, why won't you [D] go out [G] with me?
[D] I just [G] can't understand it, why won't you [D] return my phone [Am] calls?
Are you [C] still mad I gave [G] a mohawk to [D] your cat?
If you'd [C] just say the [G] word I'm certain that [D] our love would last [Am] forever [C] and ever.
[Bm] Or are you too dumb [D] to realize [C] that?
[D] [G] Melanie, [Am] what can [D] the problem be?
[C]
[D] [G] Sweet Melanie, why won't you [D] go out [G] with me?
[Am] How can you ignore me when [D] you know that I can't live without [Am] you?
I have to go through your [C] garbage just to learn [D] more about you.
[C] Melanie, [D] [G] [Am] [Em]
[D] [C] oh sweet
[D] Melanie, [G] why won't you [D] go out [G] with me?
[D] You weren't [C] impressed when [G] I tattooed your name [D] across my [Am] forehead.
You [C] wouldn't listen when [G] I promised to [D] be true.
I [C] couldn't stand [G] it so I jumped out from [D] the 16th story [Am] window [C] right above you.
[Bm] Now I may be [D] dead but I still love [C] you.
[D] [G] Melanie, [Am] what can [D] the problem be?
[C]
[D] [G] Sweet Melanie, why won't you [D] go out [G] with me?
[C]
[D] [G] Melanie, [Am] what can [D] the problem be?
[Em] Sweet
[D] [G] Melanie, [C] why [G] won't you [D] go out [G] with me?
I'm [C] singing,
[D] [G] Melanie, [Am] what can [D] the problem be?
[Em] Sweet, sweet
[D] [G] Melanie, why won't you [D] go out [G] with me?
[C] I'm singing, [G]
[D] Melanie, [G] [Am] what can [D] the problem be?
[C] Sweet
[D] [G] Melanie, why won't you [D] go out [G] with me?
[C] I'm singing, Melanie, [D] [G] [Am] what can [D] the [C] [G]
[C]
[D] [G] Melanie, [Am] [G] what can [D] the problem be?
Sweet [G]
[D] Melanie, [G] why won't you [D] go out with me?
She lived [C] across the street [G] on the 15th floor [D] of the Gale Mall [Am] building.
I saw [C] her in the shower [G] reaching for [D] some soap.
I knew [C] she had to [G] be the girl for me, [D] and to think I probably [Am] never [C] would have found her
[Bm] if I [D] hadn't bought that telescope.
[C]
[D] Melanie, [G] [Am] what can [D] the problem be?
[C]
[D] [G] Sweet Melanie, why won't you [D] go out [G] with me?
[D] I just [G] can't understand it, why won't you [D] return my phone [Am] calls?
Are you [C] still mad I gave [G] a mohawk to [D] your cat?
If you'd [C] just say the [G] word I'm certain that [D] our love would last [Am] forever [C] and ever.
[Bm] Or are you too dumb [D] to realize [C] that?
[D] [G] Melanie, [Am] what can [D] the problem be?
[C]
[D] [G] Sweet Melanie, why won't you [D] go out [G] with me?
[Am] How can you ignore me when [D] you know that I can't live without [Am] you?
I have to go through your [C] garbage just to learn [D] more about you.
[C] Melanie, [D] [G] [Am] [Em]
[D] [C] oh sweet
[D] Melanie, [G] why won't you [D] go out [G] with me?
[D] You weren't [C] impressed when [G] I tattooed your name [D] across my [Am] forehead.
You [C] wouldn't listen when [G] I promised to [D] be true.
I [C] couldn't stand [G] it so I jumped out from [D] the 16th story [Am] window [C] right above you.
[Bm] Now I may be [D] dead but I still love [C] you.
[D] [G] Melanie, [Am] what can [D] the problem be?
[C]
[D] [G] Sweet Melanie, why won't you [D] go out [G] with me?
[C]
[D] [G] Melanie, [Am] what can [D] the problem be?
[Em] Sweet
[D] [G] Melanie, [C] why [G] won't you [D] go out [G] with me?
I'm [C] singing,
[D] [G] Melanie, [Am] what can [D] the problem be?
[Em] Sweet, sweet
[D] [G] Melanie, why won't you [D] go out [G] with me?
[C] I'm singing, [G]
[D] Melanie, [G] [Am] what can [D] the problem be?
[C] Sweet
[D] [G] Melanie, why won't you [D] go out [G] with me?
[C] I'm singing, Melanie, [D] [G] [Am] what can [D] the [C] [G]
[C]
Key:
D
G
C
Am
Bm
D
G
C
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ [G] Melanie, [Am] _ [G] what can [D] the problem be?
Sweet [G] _ _ _
[D] _ Melanie, [G] _ why won't you [D] go out with me?
_ She lived [C] across the street [G] on the 15th floor [D] of the Gale Mall [Am] building.
I saw [C] her in the shower [G] reaching for [D] some soap.
_ _ _ I knew [C] she had to [G] be the girl for me, [D] and to think I probably [Am] never _ [C] would have found her
[Bm] if I [D] hadn't bought that _ telescope.
[C] _ _ _
[D] Melanie, _ [G] _ _ [Am] _ what can [D] the problem be?
[C] _ _ _ _
[D] _ [G] Sweet Melanie, _ why won't you [D] go out [G] with me?
[D] _ I just [G] can't understand it, why won't you [D] return my phone [Am] calls?
Are you [C] still mad I gave [G] a mohawk to [D] your cat?
_ _ _ If you'd [C] just say the [G] word I'm certain that [D] our love would last [Am] forever _ [C] and ever.
[Bm] Or are you too dumb [D] to _ realize [C] that? _ _ _
[D] _ [G] Melanie, _ [Am] _ what can [D] the problem be?
[C] _ _ _ _
[D] _ [G] Sweet Melanie, _ why won't you [D] go out [G] with me?
[Am] _ How can you ignore me when [D] you know that I can't live without [Am] you?
I have to go through your [C] garbage just to learn [D] more about you.
_ [C] _ _ Melanie, [D] _ _ [G] _ _ [Am] _ _ [Em] _ _
[D] _ _ _ [C] oh sweet _ _ _
[D] Melanie, [G] _ _ why won't you [D] go out [G] with me?
[D] _ You weren't [C] impressed when [G] I tattooed your name [D] across my [Am] forehead.
You [C] wouldn't listen when [G] I promised to [D] be true.
_ _ _ _ I [C] couldn't stand [G] it so I jumped out from [D] the 16th story [Am] _ window [C] right above you.
[Bm] Now I may be [D] dead but I still love [C] you. _ _ _
[D] _ [G] Melanie, _ [Am] _ what can [D] the problem be?
[C] _ _ _ _
[D] _ [G] Sweet Melanie, _ why won't you [D] go out [G] with me?
[C] _ _ _ _
[D] _ [G] Melanie, _ [Am] _ what can [D] the problem be?
[Em] Sweet _ _ _
[D] _ [G] Melanie, _ [C] why [G] won't you [D] go out [G] with me?
I'm [C] singing, _ _ _
[D] _ [G] Melanie, _ [Am] _ what can [D] the problem be?
[Em] Sweet, sweet _ _ _
[D] _ [G] Melanie, _ why won't you [D] go out [G] with me?
[C] I'm singing, _ [G] _ _
[D] Melanie, [G] _ _ [Am] _ what can [D] the problem be?
[C] Sweet _ _ _
[D] _ [G] Melanie, _ why won't you [D] go out [G] with me?
[C] I'm singing, _ Melanie, [D] _ _ [G] _ _ [Am] _ what can [D] the _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ [G] Melanie, [Am] _ [G] what can [D] the problem be?
Sweet [G] _ _ _
[D] _ Melanie, [G] _ why won't you [D] go out with me?
_ She lived [C] across the street [G] on the 15th floor [D] of the Gale Mall [Am] building.
I saw [C] her in the shower [G] reaching for [D] some soap.
_ _ _ I knew [C] she had to [G] be the girl for me, [D] and to think I probably [Am] never _ [C] would have found her
[Bm] if I [D] hadn't bought that _ telescope.
[C] _ _ _
[D] Melanie, _ [G] _ _ [Am] _ what can [D] the problem be?
[C] _ _ _ _
[D] _ [G] Sweet Melanie, _ why won't you [D] go out [G] with me?
[D] _ I just [G] can't understand it, why won't you [D] return my phone [Am] calls?
Are you [C] still mad I gave [G] a mohawk to [D] your cat?
_ _ _ If you'd [C] just say the [G] word I'm certain that [D] our love would last [Am] forever _ [C] and ever.
[Bm] Or are you too dumb [D] to _ realize [C] that? _ _ _
[D] _ [G] Melanie, _ [Am] _ what can [D] the problem be?
[C] _ _ _ _
[D] _ [G] Sweet Melanie, _ why won't you [D] go out [G] with me?
[Am] _ How can you ignore me when [D] you know that I can't live without [Am] you?
I have to go through your [C] garbage just to learn [D] more about you.
_ [C] _ _ Melanie, [D] _ _ [G] _ _ [Am] _ _ [Em] _ _
[D] _ _ _ [C] oh sweet _ _ _
[D] Melanie, [G] _ _ why won't you [D] go out [G] with me?
[D] _ You weren't [C] impressed when [G] I tattooed your name [D] across my [Am] forehead.
You [C] wouldn't listen when [G] I promised to [D] be true.
_ _ _ _ I [C] couldn't stand [G] it so I jumped out from [D] the 16th story [Am] _ window [C] right above you.
[Bm] Now I may be [D] dead but I still love [C] you. _ _ _
[D] _ [G] Melanie, _ [Am] _ what can [D] the problem be?
[C] _ _ _ _
[D] _ [G] Sweet Melanie, _ why won't you [D] go out [G] with me?
[C] _ _ _ _
[D] _ [G] Melanie, _ [Am] _ what can [D] the problem be?
[Em] Sweet _ _ _
[D] _ [G] Melanie, _ [C] why [G] won't you [D] go out [G] with me?
I'm [C] singing, _ _ _
[D] _ [G] Melanie, _ [Am] _ what can [D] the problem be?
[Em] Sweet, sweet _ _ _
[D] _ [G] Melanie, _ why won't you [D] go out [G] with me?
[C] I'm singing, _ [G] _ _
[D] Melanie, [G] _ _ [Am] _ what can [D] the problem be?
[C] Sweet _ _ _
[D] _ [G] Melanie, _ why won't you [D] go out [G] with me?
[C] I'm singing, _ Melanie, [D] _ _ [G] _ _ [Am] _ what can [D] the _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _