"Weird Al" Yankovic: In 3-D - King Of Suede Chords

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[B] _ [A] _ There's [B] a [A] sale on our gabardine [B] [A] suits today.
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[B] _ [A] _ They're [D] all 30% off [G] from [A] yesterday.
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[G] _ [Em] _ There's [B] faux-trelle, _ polyester, leather, [A] wool, and [B] tweed.
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[B] _ [A] _ Just [G] a [A] visa or MasterCard [G] is [A] all you _ [F#m] need. _ _ _
[G] _ [Em] _ We [D] got [A] every color, we [D] got every shade.
We're [A] located next door to [D] Willy's [G] Fun Arcade.
We [D] got [A] every fabric that [D] was [G] ever made.
But [D] I'm [A] known in this city [D] as the [G] King of Suede. _ _ _ _
[F#] We [Bm] got [A] quarky and regular and extra [Bm] long.
It's one size up there.
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We got tailors to fix it if it comes [F#m] out wrong.
It's one size [G] up there.
[Bm] We got all [A] kinds of sweatshirts you can take your pick.
It's one size [Bm] up [A] there.
Did the colors rip off like in that flash desk [D] flick?
It's one size [G] up there.
_ [D] Our prices are low, my staff is _
[G] underpaid.
You [D] can buy off the rack or have it custom [G] made.
[D] And it's all guaranteed, you'll never shrink [G] or fade.
But my [D] reputation as the King [G] of Suede.
_ _ _ _ If [A] you need a tuxedo for your junior _ prom,
_ _ [Bm] _ _ [A] _ we [D] can get [A] you the best one that's made in Taiwan.
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_ It's one [G] size up there.
_ [Bm] We got [F#m] jackets with [E] patches on the [A] elbows too.
It's one size [Bm] up [A] there.
And we'll sell them all factory direct to you.
[F#m] It's one [G] size up there.
Well, [D] I never made it past the second [G] grade.
[D] It took all of my life for me to learn [G] this trade.
But [D] my friends are all thinking that I got [G] it made.
So [D] I'm on the world over as the King [G] of Suede.
[A] There's a two for one sale on our [G] three piece [A] suits.
Check [F#m] out our suede pajamas [G] and our suede cover [A] boots.
You can try on our suede [G] underwear
if you [A] choose to do what you want.
But don't step [Bm] on my blues.
Where should _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ _ _ [Bm] _ _ [A] _ [D] you wear [A] it? _ _ _ _ _ _
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Don't miss out on our giant liquidation _ sale.
It's one size up there.
[E] Look for our [Bm] color catalog in next week's mail.
It's one size up there. _
There's a sale on our double knit slacks [C] today. _
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It's the same old sale as yesterday. _
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[D] 30 years in the same location I [G] have stayed.
[D] Here I am right next door.
Who's really spun [G] our game?
I [D] got tough competition, but I'm not [G] afraid.
[D] Cause it's my destiny to be the King [G] of Suede.
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_ _ _ _ [G] King [D] of Suede.
_ _ _ _ _ [G] King [D] of Suede.
_ _ _ _ [G] King of [D] Suede.
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