"Weird Al" Yankovic: Bad Hair Day - Phony Calls Chords
Tempo:
88.75 bpm
Chords used:
Bb
Ab
Eb
Db
F
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[B]
[Eb] [Bb]
Mom and dad are going out for the evening and [Db] you're stuck inside the house [Ab] all alone.
[Bb] That's when you decide it might [Eb] be [F] fun to [Bb] harass someone.
File [Ab] a random [Db] number up [Ab] on your telephone.
[Eb]
You ask if their [Bb] refrigerator is [F] running, then [Db] you tell them they [G] should go [Ab] out and catch it.
[Eb] Buddy, if they ever figured out [Bb] where you were calling from, they'd come [Fm] and bust [Bbm] your
head right in [Ab] with a ratchet.
Listen [Ebm] to [Eb] me!
Don't go [Bb] making phony calls.
[Eb] Think [Ab] big to the seven digit numbers you're used [Bb] to.
[Ab] I [Eb] know that you think it's funny [Bb] driving folks right up the wall, but [Ab] it's really getting old fast.
[Gb] [Db] [Eb]
[Bb] Little Melvin has a natural [F] [G] obsession asking [Db] for Prince Albert in [Ab] a can.
[Bb]
He gets [Eb] a kick [Bb] each time he makes [Cm] the call.
He [Ab] calls to some guy [Bbm] he doesn't know [Eb] who lives [Ab] in Japan.
[Eb]
He's calling strangers [Bb] up at three in the morning, [Db] gives them pizza [Ab] pie delivery at four.
[Bb]
He won't be laughing when they're tracing his line.
One [Db] day the phone [Gb] police will [Eb] be [Ab] there at his door.
Yo, hear [Eb] me!
Don't go [Bb] making phony calls.
Only [Ab] dial the seven digit numbers you're used to.
Where [Bb] someday I'm gonna [Eb] yank that phone cord [Bb] right out from the wall.
How [Db] long is this phase [Fm] gonna last?
[Ab] [Ebm] Come [Db] on!
[Bb]
Most sovereign, where do you lead me to drink?
Uh, yeah, hello, is [Ab] Mike there?
That's right.
Hold on, I'll check.
Mike Ross! Mike [Gb] Ross!
[Eb] Hey, has anybody [Bb] seen Mike Ross lately?
[Cm] Listen to me, you [Db] little puke.
One of these days I'm gonna catch you, [Ab] and I'm gonna cough on [Ebm] you on your back with a nice pick.
[Eb]
Oh, don't go making [C] phony [Bb] calls.
[Ab] Please stick to the seven digit numbers you're used to.
You went [Eb] through the New York City phone book [Bb] and prank call them all.
Hope that [Ab] you grow out of this fast.
Grow out of [Eb] this fast.
Don't go making [Gm] phony [Bb] calls.
Only [Ab] dial the seven digit numbers you're used to.
[Bb] Bet you [Eb] think it's funny when you're driving.
[Eb] [Bb]
Mom and dad are going out for the evening and [Db] you're stuck inside the house [Ab] all alone.
[Bb] That's when you decide it might [Eb] be [F] fun to [Bb] harass someone.
File [Ab] a random [Db] number up [Ab] on your telephone.
[Eb]
You ask if their [Bb] refrigerator is [F] running, then [Db] you tell them they [G] should go [Ab] out and catch it.
[Eb] Buddy, if they ever figured out [Bb] where you were calling from, they'd come [Fm] and bust [Bbm] your
head right in [Ab] with a ratchet.
Listen [Ebm] to [Eb] me!
Don't go [Bb] making phony calls.
[Eb] Think [Ab] big to the seven digit numbers you're used [Bb] to.
[Ab] I [Eb] know that you think it's funny [Bb] driving folks right up the wall, but [Ab] it's really getting old fast.
[Gb] [Db] [Eb]
[Bb] Little Melvin has a natural [F] [G] obsession asking [Db] for Prince Albert in [Ab] a can.
[Bb]
He gets [Eb] a kick [Bb] each time he makes [Cm] the call.
He [Ab] calls to some guy [Bbm] he doesn't know [Eb] who lives [Ab] in Japan.
[Eb]
He's calling strangers [Bb] up at three in the morning, [Db] gives them pizza [Ab] pie delivery at four.
[Bb]
He won't be laughing when they're tracing his line.
One [Db] day the phone [Gb] police will [Eb] be [Ab] there at his door.
Yo, hear [Eb] me!
Don't go [Bb] making phony calls.
Only [Ab] dial the seven digit numbers you're used to.
Where [Bb] someday I'm gonna [Eb] yank that phone cord [Bb] right out from the wall.
How [Db] long is this phase [Fm] gonna last?
[Ab] [Ebm] Come [Db] on!
[Bb]
Most sovereign, where do you lead me to drink?
Uh, yeah, hello, is [Ab] Mike there?
That's right.
Hold on, I'll check.
Mike Ross! Mike [Gb] Ross!
[Eb] Hey, has anybody [Bb] seen Mike Ross lately?
[Cm] Listen to me, you [Db] little puke.
One of these days I'm gonna catch you, [Ab] and I'm gonna cough on [Ebm] you on your back with a nice pick.
[Eb]
Oh, don't go making [C] phony [Bb] calls.
[Ab] Please stick to the seven digit numbers you're used to.
You went [Eb] through the New York City phone book [Bb] and prank call them all.
Hope that [Ab] you grow out of this fast.
Grow out of [Eb] this fast.
Don't go making [Gm] phony [Bb] calls.
Only [Ab] dial the seven digit numbers you're used to.
[Bb] Bet you [Eb] think it's funny when you're driving.
Key:
Bb
Ab
Eb
Db
F
Bb
Ab
Eb
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
Mom and dad are going out for the evening and [Db] you're stuck inside the house [Ab] all alone.
[Bb] That's when you decide it might [Eb] be [F] fun to [Bb] harass someone.
File [Ab] a random [Db] number up [Ab] on your telephone.
_ _ [Eb] _ _
You ask if their [Bb] refrigerator is [F] running, then [Db] you tell them they [G] should go [Ab] out and catch it.
[Eb] Buddy, if they ever figured out [Bb] where you were calling from, they'd come [Fm] and bust [Bbm] your
head right in [Ab] with a ratchet.
Listen [Ebm] to [Eb] me!
Don't go [Bb] making phony calls.
[Eb] Think [Ab] big to the seven digit numbers you're used [Bb] to.
[Ab] I [Eb] know that you think it's funny [Bb] driving folks right up the wall, but [Ab] it's really getting old fast.
_ _ [Gb] _ [Db] _ [Eb] _
[Bb] Little Melvin has a natural [F] [G] obsession asking [Db] for Prince Albert in [Ab] a can.
_ _ [Bb]
He gets [Eb] a kick [Bb] each time he makes [Cm] the call.
He [Ab] calls to some guy [Bbm] he doesn't know [Eb] who lives [Ab] in Japan.
_ _ [Eb]
He's calling strangers [Bb] up at three in the morning, [Db] gives them pizza [Ab] pie delivery at four.
_ _ [Bb]
He won't be laughing when they're tracing his line.
One [Db] day the phone [Gb] police will [Eb] be [Ab] there at his door.
Yo, hear [Eb] me!
Don't go [Bb] making phony calls.
Only [Ab] dial the seven digit numbers you're used to.
Where [Bb] someday I'm gonna [Eb] yank that phone cord [Bb] right out from the wall.
How [Db] long is this phase [Fm] gonna last?
[Ab] _ [Ebm] Come [Db] on!
[Bb] _
Most sovereign, where do you lead me to drink?
Uh, yeah, hello, is [Ab] Mike there?
That's right.
Hold on, I'll check.
Mike Ross! Mike [Gb] Ross!
[Eb] Hey, has anybody [Bb] seen Mike Ross lately?
_ [Cm] Listen to me, you [Db] little puke.
One of these days I'm gonna catch you, [Ab] and I'm gonna cough on [Ebm] you on your back with a nice pick.
_ [Eb]
Oh, don't go making [C] phony [Bb] calls.
[Ab] Please stick to the seven digit numbers you're used to.
You went [Eb] through the New York City phone book [Bb] and prank call them all.
Hope that [Ab] you grow out of this fast.
Grow out of [Eb] this fast.
Don't go making [Gm] phony [Bb] calls.
Only [Ab] dial the seven digit numbers you're used to.
[Bb] Bet you [Eb] think it's funny when you're driving. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
Mom and dad are going out for the evening and [Db] you're stuck inside the house [Ab] all alone.
[Bb] That's when you decide it might [Eb] be [F] fun to [Bb] harass someone.
File [Ab] a random [Db] number up [Ab] on your telephone.
_ _ [Eb] _ _
You ask if their [Bb] refrigerator is [F] running, then [Db] you tell them they [G] should go [Ab] out and catch it.
[Eb] Buddy, if they ever figured out [Bb] where you were calling from, they'd come [Fm] and bust [Bbm] your
head right in [Ab] with a ratchet.
Listen [Ebm] to [Eb] me!
Don't go [Bb] making phony calls.
[Eb] Think [Ab] big to the seven digit numbers you're used [Bb] to.
[Ab] I [Eb] know that you think it's funny [Bb] driving folks right up the wall, but [Ab] it's really getting old fast.
_ _ [Gb] _ [Db] _ [Eb] _
[Bb] Little Melvin has a natural [F] [G] obsession asking [Db] for Prince Albert in [Ab] a can.
_ _ [Bb]
He gets [Eb] a kick [Bb] each time he makes [Cm] the call.
He [Ab] calls to some guy [Bbm] he doesn't know [Eb] who lives [Ab] in Japan.
_ _ [Eb]
He's calling strangers [Bb] up at three in the morning, [Db] gives them pizza [Ab] pie delivery at four.
_ _ [Bb]
He won't be laughing when they're tracing his line.
One [Db] day the phone [Gb] police will [Eb] be [Ab] there at his door.
Yo, hear [Eb] me!
Don't go [Bb] making phony calls.
Only [Ab] dial the seven digit numbers you're used to.
Where [Bb] someday I'm gonna [Eb] yank that phone cord [Bb] right out from the wall.
How [Db] long is this phase [Fm] gonna last?
[Ab] _ [Ebm] Come [Db] on!
[Bb] _
Most sovereign, where do you lead me to drink?
Uh, yeah, hello, is [Ab] Mike there?
That's right.
Hold on, I'll check.
Mike Ross! Mike [Gb] Ross!
[Eb] Hey, has anybody [Bb] seen Mike Ross lately?
_ [Cm] Listen to me, you [Db] little puke.
One of these days I'm gonna catch you, [Ab] and I'm gonna cough on [Ebm] you on your back with a nice pick.
_ [Eb]
Oh, don't go making [C] phony [Bb] calls.
[Ab] Please stick to the seven digit numbers you're used to.
You went [Eb] through the New York City phone book [Bb] and prank call them all.
Hope that [Ab] you grow out of this fast.
Grow out of [Eb] this fast.
Don't go making [Gm] phony [Bb] calls.
Only [Ab] dial the seven digit numbers you're used to.
[Bb] Bet you [Eb] think it's funny when you're driving. _ _ _ _ _