Chords for "Weird Al" Yankovic: Everything You Know Is Wrong Lyrics

[D] _ _ _ [C] _ _ [Bm] _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ _ _ [D] I was driving [G] on the [A] freeway in [D] the fast lane with [G] a rabid [A] wolverine [Bm] in my underwear [E] when
suddenly [A] a guy behind me in the backseat popped right up and shoved his hands [D] across my eyes.
I guess [G] is it Uncle [A] Frank [D] or Cousin Louie?
Is [G] it Bob or Joe [A] or Walter?
[Bm] Could it be [D] Bill or Jim [E] or Ed or Bernie or Steve?
I [A] probably would have kept on guessing but about that time he crashed [Bm] into the truck
and as [E] I'm laying bleeding there [A] on the [D] asphalt [G] finally I [D] recognize [Em] the face of my [G] hip hop
cheat [A] dealer who takes off his [F#m] [A] prosthetic limbs [D] and tells me
[G] Everything [A] you know [D] is wrong.
Black is white, [G] up is down, [F#m] and short [Bm] is long.
[A] And [E] everything you thought [A] was just so [C#] important [F#m] [E] doesn't [D] matter.
[G] After everything [A] you know [D] is wrong, just forget [F#] the words that sing [Bm] along.
[F#m] All you [E] need to understand [G] is [A] everything you know [F] is wrong.
[G] _ [D] I was walking [G] to the kitchen [A] for [D] some golden grams [G] when I [A] accidentally stepped [Bm] into an
[D] alternate [E]
dimension and soon [A] I was abducted by some [C#] aliens from space who kinda looked
[D] like Jamie Farr.
They sucked [G] out my [A] internal [D] organs and they took some [G] polaroids and said [A] I was a darn
[Bm] good sport [D] and as a way [E] of saying thank you they [A] offered to transport me back to any point
in history that I [Bm] would care to know.
And so [E] I had them send me back [A] to last [D] Thursday night [G] so I could pay [D] my phone [Em] bill on time.
Just when the [G] floating [A] disembodied head of Colonel [F#m] Sanders started [D] yelling
Everything [G]
[A] you know [D] is wrong.
Black is white, [G] up is down, [F#] and short [Bm] is long.
[A] [E] And everything you thought [A] was just so important [F#] [E] doesn't [D] matter.
[G] After everything [A] you know [D] is wrong, just [F#] forget the words that sing [Bm] along.
[A] All you [E] need to understand [G] is [A] everything you know [D] is wrong.
[G] _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ [A] _ _ [Cm] _ _ [F] _
[G] _ [Am] _ _ [A#] _ _ [Am] _ _ [A#]
Everything [G] you [C] know _ [Dm] _ _ [D#] _
_ [F] _ [Fm] [F#] is wrong.
_ [Am] _ _ [A#] _
_ [G] _ [C] I [A] _ [D] was just [G] about to mail [A] a letter to [D] my evil twin [G] when I got [A] a [Bm] nasty [D] paper cut.
[E] And well to make a long [A] story short it got infected and I died.
[D] So now I'm up in heaven [G] with my [A] sneaker by [D] the pearly gates.
[G] And it's [A] obvious he [Bm] doesn't like the [D] nero [E] jacket that I'm [A] wearing.
He tells me that they've got a dress [Bm] code.
Well he lets me [E] into heaven anyway [A] but I can't see [D] the room [G] next to the [D] noisy ice [Em] machine.
For all [G]
eternity [A] and every day [F#m] he runs [A] by [D] screaming
[G] Everything [A] you know [D] is wrong.
Black is white, [G] up is down, [F#] and short [Bm] is long.
[A] And everything [E] you used to think was so [A] important doesn't really matter [F#] anymore.
Because [E] the simple fact [Dm] remains that [G] everything [A] you know [D] is wrong.
Just [F#] forget the words that sing [Bm] along.
[A] All you [E] need to understand [G] is [A] everything you [G] know is wrong.
[F#m] _ [G] [A] Everything you [D] know is