The Alternative Polka Lyrics - Weird Al Chords

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_ So, _ _ _ _ _ I'm a loser _ _ _ _ _ _ _ baby, _ _ _ so why don't you kill me? _
_ So, _ _ _ _ _ I'm a loser _ _ _ _ _ _ _ baby, _ _ _ [Am] so why [D] don't you kill me? _
I am, _ [Em] _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ I am, I am, I said I want next to you I said I'm gonna get close to _ you
You wouldn't want me having hurt you too, hurt you [Gm]
too
I know you [Bb] want what's on my mind I know you like what's on my mind
I know it eats you up [Gm] inside I [Bb] know, you know, you know, you [C] know
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[C] _ Here I come, I come, I come, I come _ _ _ _ [Cm] _ _ _
[C] _ Here I come, I come, I come
All I wanna do is have some fun I got [Ab] a feeling I'm not [Bb] the only one
All I [C] wanna do is have some fun [Ab] I got a feeling I'm not [Bb] the only one
All I [C] wanna do is have some fun Until [Ab] the sun comes up [G] over Santa Monica _
[C] Boulevard
[G] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
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_ Help me, I broke apart my _ insides Help me, I got no soul to sell _
_ _ Help me, the only thing that works for me Help me get away from myself
I wanna feel [F] like an animal _ _ I wanna feel something _ inside _
I wanna feel like an animal [Bb] _ _ [F]
My whole existence [Bb] is flawed
_ [C] You [Eb] can't be close for two, [C] God _ _ _
_ _ _ Bang, _ _ _
[G] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ bang, bang, bang, [Gb] bang Blame, [G]
blame, _ _ blame
[A] Bang, [C] bang, bang, bang, bang [B] It's not my thing [Bb] so let it _ [Am] go _
_ _ _ _ _ The love that you gave to me wasn't able to make it enough for you to [D] be open wide _ No!
_ _ [Am] And every time you speak her name is you know how you told me you'd hold me [D] until you died
Till you died but you're still alive and [A] I'm here
To [G] remind you of [C] the mess you left when [D] you went away
[A] It's not fair [G] to deny me [C] of the cross I bear
[D] That you gave to me, [E] you _ oughta know _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [C] Despite all my rage I am [G] still just a [D] rat in a [Am] cage
Despite [F] all my rage I [C] am still just [G] a rat in a [D] [F] cage
_ And someone will say [C] what is love can [G] never [D] be [F] saved _
Despite all my rage [C] I am still just a [A] rat in a cage
It's not [E] _ [Bm] _ _ _ _
my thing so [A] let it go _ _ _
[C] _ I [G] love [A] all of [C] you
_ [D] Hurt by the [Em] _ cold
_ [C] [G] So _ [A] hard and lonely too
[C] _ [A] When you don't know _ yourself
_ [F] _ _ [A] _ _ [Dm] _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ [Gm] _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
I don't [A] know you _ _ _
[F] Black Hole Sun won't [E] you come
_ [A] Wash [G] away [C] the rain
Black [F] Hole Sun won't you [E] come
[D] Won't you come
Black [C] Hole Sun, Black [E] Hole Sun
Won't [D] you come
Black [C] Hole Sun, Black [E] Hole Sun
Won't [D] you come
Black [C] Hole Sun, Black [E] Hole Sun
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_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ [Em] Do you have the [B]
time [Bbm] to listen [E] to me [Ebm]
once
_ [A] About nothing [E] and everything
[B] And once, _ _ _ _ _ I am one of those _ _ [Abm] _ _ Melodramatic fools _
[A] New routing to [E] the phone, no doubt [B] about it
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[A] _ Sometimes I give [E] myself a freaks
_ _ Sometimes _ [A] _ _
_ [E] my mind plays tricks on _ me
_ _ _ [A] Yet I keep [B] heading up
_ [E] I think [B] I'm cracking [Dbm] _ [Abm] up
And [A] am I just [B] _ paranoid?
Am I [E] just stoned?
[Abm] _
[Dbm] _ _ _ [E] _ [B] _ _ _
[A] Or am _ [Abm] _ _ _ [B] I _ _ [E] just _ so _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ paranoid?
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