"Weird Al" Yankovic: In 3-D - Polkas On 45 Chords

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_ They tell us that we lost our tails, _ Evolving up from little snails.
I say it's all just wind and sail, [G] Are we not men?
We are _ evil, are we not [Am] men-de-vi-al?
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_ _ _ [G] _ Smoke [Eb] a _
_ _ _ [G] _ fire in the sky, _ _ _ _ Smoke [Eb] on the _ water.
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_ [Gm] _ _ [C] _ [Gm] I'm a man, I'm a boy, I'm a man, [C] well I'm your mother.
I'm a man, [F]
I'm a one night stand, [C] Am I bi, [Gm] _
I'm a slave.
I'm a [F] man, I'm a [D] little _ girl, Can we make love [G] together? _ _
_ _ _ _ [C] Hey Jude, don't [G] make it bad, [D] Take a sad song and [C] make it better.
_ _ [F] Remember to let her [C] into your heart, _ [G] Then you can start [Em] to [D] make it [C] better,
Better, better, better, better, better, [F] yeah!
L.A. woman, _ _ _ _ you're my _ woman, _ Got my mojo rising, _ _ Mr.
Mojo rising, _ _ _ hey!
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_ [B] _ _ _ [F] _ And I gotta da vida, [C] honey, _ Don't you know that I [F] love you?
_ [F] _ And I gotta da vida, [C] baby, Don't you know that [Gm] I'll always [G] be true?
_ _ [C] _ Hey Joe, [Bb] where you going with [F] that gun in your hand?
[D] _ _ _ _ [C] _ Hey Joe, [Bb] _ where you going [F] with that gun in your _ hand?
[G] _ [C] Gonna shoot my old lady, [Bb] Caught her [C] messing around [F] with another. _
_ _ _ _ [C] Old lady, old lady, who?
[F] Old lady, old lady, who?
[C] Old lady, old lady, who?
Old [F] lady, who?
_ [C] Old lady, old lady, who?
[F] Old lady, old _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ [F] _ _ [C] _ _ lady, who?
I [Bb] met an ordinary _ [C] guy, [Dm]
Burning [C] down the house.
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_ [E] _ [Bb] I'm hot-blooded, check [E] it and see, [F] Got a [Bb] fever of a hundred [E] and three.
[F] Come on baby, [Bb] I do more than [B] [C] dance.
I'm hot-blooded, hot-blooded.
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_ [G] _ _ [F] _ _ _ Every breath you take, [C] _ _ [F] _ Every move [Dm] you make, _ _ _
Every [C] bond you [Bb] break, Every step you take,
I'll be watching [A] you.
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Darling, [Bb] you gotta let me know, _ _ Should I stay or should I go? _ _
If you say that you are [Eb] mine, _ _ I'll be here till the end [Bb] of time.
_ _ But you gotta [F] let me know, _ [Bb] Should [F] I stay or [Bb] should I go? _ _ _ _ _
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But it's [Db] hot [Ab] _ _ _ _ [Eb] _
now, in fact [Bb] it's a gas, _ [Ab] But it's hot, _ _ _ _ [Eb] so sometimes I just gas, [C] gas, gas.
[F] People try to put us down, Talking about my generation,
Just because we get around, Talking about my generation,
Then they do a little gobbledygook, Talking about my generation,
Move my dime before I get old, Talking about my generation, _
_ _ _ _ Talking _ about my _ _ generation,
Well, [C] it's all getting bad,
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_ _ _ Next Generation! _
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