"Weird Al" Yankovic: In 3-D - I Lost On Jeopardy Chords

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_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ [Bb] _ _ [Cm] _ _ _ _ [C] _
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_ I was [Cm] there to match my intellect on _ [Bb] national [Cm] TV
_ [Bb] against [Cm] a plumber and an architect, _ both with [Bb] a PhD.
[C] _
[Bb] _ I was [Eb] tense.
_ I was nervous.
_ Guess [G] it.
Just wasn't my night.
_ [Fm] Fleming gave me answers.
But [Eb] I couldn't get the questions right.
I, I, I lost.
[Cm] _ _ _ _
Fleming.
_ _ Ooh.
[Bb] _ _ [F] _
_ _ _ [Cm] _ _ _ _
Fleming.
_ _ Ooh.
[Bb] _ _ [F] _
_ Well, [Cm] I knew I was in trouble now.
_ My hope of [Bb] winning [C]
sank.
[Bb] Because [Cm] I got the Daily Double now.
_ And then [Bb] my mind went [C]
blank.
[Bb] _ _ [Eb] Three. _ _ _
_ Then [G] my head started to spin.
_ _ [Fm] I'm giving up the part.
_ _ [Eb] Just tell me now what I didn't win.
Yeah, yeah.
I lost.
[Cm] _ _ _ _
Fleming.
_ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ [F] _
_ _ _ [Cm] _ _ _ _
Fleming.
_ _ Ooh.
[Bb] _ _ [Dm] _
_ _ _ [C] _ That's right, Al.
You lost.
And let me tell you what you didn't win.
A 20-volume set of the Encyclopedia International.
A case of turtle wax.
And a year's supply of rice.
A Roney the San Francisco Tree.
But that's not all.
[Bbm] You also [C] made yourself look like a jerk [Cm] in front of millions of people.
And you brought shame and disgrace on your family name for generations to come.
[Bb] You don't get to come [Cm] back tomorrow.
You don't even get a lousy copy of our home game.
You're a [Bb] complete loser.
Tell [Eb] me what _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ isn't too right.
_ _ [Fm] _ _ I do better _ [Eb] next weekend on The Price is Right.
[Cm] I, I, I lost. _ _ _
Baby, _ _ _ _ [Bb] ooooh, [F] _
_ _ _ [Cm] _ _ _ _
baby, _ _ _ _ [Bb] ooooh
[F] _
_ Birdie, [Cm] _ _ _ _ baby
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