"Weird Al" Yankovic: Bad Hair Day - The Alternative Polka Chords

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_ _ I'm a loser baby, _ _ _ so why don't you kill _ _ me? _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ I'm a loser baby, _ _ _ [Am] so why [D] don't you kill me?
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am, I am, I am, I said I wanna get next to you
I said I'm gonna get close to you
You wouldn't want me, how that hurt you too?
Hurt you too?
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_ I know you want what's on my mind
I know [Bb] you like what's on [Gm] my mind
I know [Bb] it eats you up [Gm] inside
I know, [Bb] you know, you know, you [C] know
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_ [C] _ Here I come, I come, I come, I come
_ _ Here [Cm] _
_ _ [C] _ I come, I come, I come
All I wanna do is have some fun
I [Ab] got a feeling I'm not [Bb] the only one
All I [C] wanna do is have some fun
[Ab] I got a feeling I'm not the [Bb] only one
All I [C] wanna do is have some fun
[Ab] Until the sun comes up [G] over Santa Monica [C] Boulevard
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Help me, I broke apart my _ insides _
Help me, I got no soul to sell _
_ Help me, the only thing that works for me
_ Help me get away from myself
[Eb] I wanna, [Gb] you like [F] an animal
_ _ I wanna feel you from the [Cm] inside _
I wanna, you [Am] like an [Bb] animal _ _
[Cm] My whole [F] existence is flawed
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You get me closer to God _ _
Hey, _ _ _ hey, _
_ [G] _ hey
_ [Dbm] You bang, [C] bang, bang, bang, bang
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Blame, [G] blame, _ _ blame
[A] You bang, bang, [C] bang, bang, [B] bang
It's not my [Gm] thing so [Am] let it go _ _ _ _ _ _
_ The love that you gave to me
Wasn't able to make it enough for you to be [D] open wide _
No, _ _ [Am] and every time you speak her name
Did you know how you told me you'd hold [D] me
Until you died, till you died
But you're still alive
[A] And I'm here [G] to remind you
Of [C] the mess you left [D] when you went away
It's [A] not fair to [G] deny me
[C] Of the cross I bear
[Db] That [D] you gave to me
You, _ what I [E] know _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [F] Despite all my rage
[Gm] I am still just a rat in a [F] cage
[Am] _ Despite all [F] my [C] rage
I am [G] still just a rat [D] in a [F] cage
_ Cause someone will say
[C] White applause [G] can never [D] be [F] safe
Despite all my rage
[C] I am still [Dbm] just a rat in a cage
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All _ [C] _ _ _ [G] _ _
[A] _ of [C] you
[D] Hurt by the [Em] cold
_ [C] _ _ [G] So [A] hard and lonely too
[C] _ [D] When you [A] don't know yourself
I don't _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ [A] _ _
[Gm] _ _ [A] _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] know [D] anything _
I don't owe you [A] anything
Black [F] hole sun, won't you [E] come _ _ _
[A] [G] Wash away the [C] rain
Black [F] hole _ sun won't [E] you come
Won't you [D] _ come
Black [C] hole sun, black [E] hole sun
Won't [D] you come
Black [C] hole sun, black hole [E] sun
[D] Won't you come
Black [C] hole sun, black hole [E] _ _ sun
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_ _ [B] _ _ _ [Em] Do you [B] have the [Ebm] time
_ [Db] To [E] listen to me [B] whine
_ [A] _ About nothing [E] and everything [B] all at once
_ _ _ _ [E] I am [B] one of those
_ [Abm] _ _ _ Melodramatic fools
_ [A] _ Neurotic to the [E] bone, no doubt [B] about it _ _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ Sometimes [Bm] I give [E] myself a freaks _
_ _ [Dbm] _ _ [A] _ _ Sometimes [Bm] my mind plays tricks [E] on me _
_ _ _ _ [A] It all keeps adding [B] up
_ [E] I think [B] I'm cracking [Dbm] _ [E] up
And [A] am I just _
[B] paranoid?
Am I [E] just phoned? _
[Dbm] _ _ _ [C] _ [B] _ Or _
[A] am _ [Gbm] _ _ _ [B] _
I _ just [E] _ sold? _
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