Chords for "Weird Al" Yankovic: Even Worse - Good Old Days

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_ [G] Oh sometimes I [F] think [C] back to when [Am] I was younger, [F] life [G] was so much [C] simpler then.
_ Dad would be [G] up at [F] dawn, [C] he'd be watering [Am] the lawn, [F] or maybe going fishing [G] again.
_ Oh and [C] Mom would be fixing up something [Am] in the kitchen, [F] fresh biscuits [G] or hot [C] apple pie.
And I'd spend all day long in the basement, [Am] _ [F] torturing rats with a [G] hacksaw, and pulling the wings off of [C] flies.
[G] Those were [F] the good [C] old days, those were the [G] good old days.
_ [A] [Bb] The years [F] go by but [C] the memory [Am] stings, [F] and those were [G] the [Bb] good old days.
_ [F] [C] I can still remember good old [Am] Mr.
Fender, [F] who ran the [G] corner grocery [C] store.
Oh he'd stroll down the aisle with a big [Am] friendly smile, [F] he'd say howdy when you walked [Em] in the door.
_ [C] Always treated me nice, gave me kindly [Am] advice, I [Fm] don't know why I [G] set fire to [C] his place.
Oh I'll never forget the day I bashed [Am] in his head, [F] well you should have seen the look [G] on his face, let me tell you now.
Those [F] were the [C] good old days, those were the [G] good old days.
_ [Ab] [Bb] The years [F] go by but [C] the memory [Am] stings, [F] and those were [G] the [Bb] good old days. _
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_ _ [Am] _ Do you remember [C] sweet Michelle, she [F] was my [G] high school [C] romance.
_ [Am] She was fun to talk to [C] and nice to smell, [F] so I took her [G] to the [C] homecoming dance.
Then I tied her [G] to a [F] chair [C] and I shaved off [Am] all her hair, [F] and I left her [G] in the desert [C] all alone.
Well sometimes [G] in my [F] dreams I [C] can still hear [Am] the screams, [F] oh I wonder if she ever [G] made it home.
I tell you, those were [F] the good [C] old days, those were the [G] good old days.
_ [Bb] The years [F] go by but [C] the memory [Am] stings, [F] and those were the good [G] old days.
Let me tell you buddy, those were [F] the [C] good old days, those were the [G] good old days.
_ [Dbm] [Bb] The years [F] go by but [C] the memory [Am] stings, [Bb] _ _ _ [F] and those were [G] the good [Bb] old days.
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