"Weird Al" Yankovic: Off The Deep End - I Was Only Kidding Chords

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[B] When I said that [D#] I'd be faithful, when I [E] promised I'd be true,
[B] When I swore that I [G#m] could never be [F#] with anyone but [B] you,
When I told you that [D#] I loved you [E] with those tender words [C#m] I spoke,
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I was [B] only kidding, _ [C#] now can't you take [F#] a joke?
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When I said that I need you, baby, [E] when I told you that I really care, _
[Bm] When I said that I can't live without you, when I said I'd [F#] follow you anywhere, _
[Bm] When I said you could always trust me, [E] when I said I'd never leave you black,
Well [B] guess what?
I was only kidding, baby!
[F#] I can't believe you fell [B] for that!
I don't know, terrible!
_ _ I was only kidding!
You thought that was for real?
I was only kidding!
[C#] Now I'm sorry if you [F#] misunderstood, but the fact [B] remains,
I was only [E] kidding!
_ [Bm] Baby, baby, I was only kidding!
[F#m] Well, I guess I got you [B] pretty good!
Now listen, when I said that I love you, baby, [E] from the very bottom of my heart, _
[Bm] When I said that I miss you so badly [F#m] every second that we are [G] apart, _
[Bm] Well, I swore that you're just getting more and [Em] more beautiful every day,
[Bm] Well, I was only kidding, honey!
[F#] What's the matter with you [Bm] anyway?
Let me tell you something, I was only kidding!
I was [E] only kidding!
I was [B] only kidding!
You understand, don't you?
I was only kidding!
[C#m] Well, I guess it [F#] probably hurt you a lot, but [Bm] you gotta know,
I was only kidding!
I was [Em] only kidding!
I was [B] only kidding!
Come on now, get slow!
I was only kidding!
I [F#] really love you!
[B] _
Not! _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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When _ _ _ [E] _ _ [B] _ _
[Bm] _ _ _ _ [F#m] _ _ [B] _ _
I said you oughta marry me, [E] when I said that we should settle down,
[Bm] Well, I was pulling your leg there, honey!
[F#] I was just fooling around!
You see, [B] I never meant to upset you, darling!
[C#] I never meant to hurt [E] anyone! _
[Bm] I was only kidding, baby!
[F#] Why don't you just put [B] down that gun?
Let's talk this over!
I was only kidding!
I was [Em] only kidding!
I was [B] only kidding!
What's with you pointing that thing?
I was only kidding!
[C#] Hey, I'm sorry if your heart is broke, [B] you gotta realize_
I was only kidding!
I was only kidding!
I was only kidding!
Oh yeah!
I was only kidding!
[F#] Now, honey, can't you [B] take a joke?
_ I was [Em] only kidding!
_ [Bm] I was only [B] kidding!
I was only kidding!
I was only kidding!
I was [C#] only kidding!
I was only kidding!
I was only kidding!
I was only kidding!
That didn't work [B] either, huh?
I was only kidding!
I was on the getty, baby baby you know, I was on the getty, [N] hey! _ _ _
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