"Weird Al" Yankovic: Off The Deep End - The Plumbing Song Chords

[D#m] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G#] Who fixes plumbing problems [D] in a flash?
24 hours a day, 7 days a week?
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_ _ [D] _ [A] _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ [A] _ _ _ [C#] _ _
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_ _ _ _ [N] _ _ Baby, I sure wish I could lend you a hand, but plumbing's one thing I don't understand.
It's true.
_ _ _ _ _ [C#] [F#] I can tell [C#m] you've got a big problem when I flush the john and the shower goes on. _
Now [F#m] what you gonna do?
[C#m] _ If cradles are junk and a plunger is broke, baby, call the man with a monkey wrench. _
_ [F#m] And he there for you!
_ [C#] _ _
[A] Shower back in, uh?
[D] _ _ [B] _ [E]
Water won't go down!
[D] Plumber, plumber, plumber, plumber, plumber, [A] baby!
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Don't forget my plumber! _ _ _
Plumber, plumber, plumber, plumber, plumber, baby!
[A] _ [E] _ [Bm] _ _
Secret's got to all [E] plumbers!
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[G#] Plumber, plumber, plumber, [E] plumber, plumber, baby!
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Better call [E] the plumber!
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You know what to [E] do!
_ Pipes [A] been blowing up!
[D] _ [A] _ [E] _
[D] Pipes been breaking [A] down!
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[A] And the carpet's all _ [E] right through!
[A] _ _ [E] _ [D] Ba-ba-ba [E]-ba-ba!
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!
You just let it do!
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!
Ba-ba [D]-ba-ba [A]-ba-ba!
Ba-ba [E]-ba-ba-ba!
Girl, you know [A] it's true!
[D] _ _ [C#m] This guy makes more than my loaner!
If he works for one [N] day, he'll cost you half a year's pay! _
He can be here by two!
_ [C#m] So if you got cash, he'll be there in a flash!
Making service calls in his _ overalls!
He'll do his best for you!
_ _ [C#] _
[N] So what's [Am] backin'?
Up, [D] up, up!
[N] _ _
Got your feeling [D] down!
_ [D] _ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba [F#m]-baby!
_ [E] _ _
Don't forget my promise!
_ _ [N] Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baby!
[A] _ [E] _ [Bm] _
Leaky pipes are a bummer!
_ _ [D] Ba-ba [G#]-ba-ba-ba-ba [E]-ba-ba-ba-ba-baby!
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When they call [E] the plumber!
_ _ [Bm] _ [D]
Maybe call [E] a few!
_ _ [F#m] Got a problem with plumbing!
Got a problem with something! _ _
[C#m] Blame it on [A] the drain!
_ [E] I _
_ _ [A] said, this rips all [E] night!
If hair falls, grease [C#m] and goo!
Won't let the [A] water through!
Blame it on the drain!
Yeah, [E] yeah! _
[N] _ _ _ _ When I flush the john!
Now when I flush the john!
_ _ You do the shower on!
_ _ I _ [C#m] paid every, every!
_ [D] Better call [E] a plumber!
_ _ [Bm] [D] You know what to do!
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