"Weird Al" Yankovic: Off The Deep End - Trigger Happy Chords

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Trigger happy, _ _ trigger happy
[Ab] Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel alright
Got [Db] an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better [Abm] at night
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There's no feeling any greater [Db] than to [N] shoot first and ask questions later
[Ab] Now I'm trigger happy, [Db] trigger [Ab] happy every day
[Db] _ [Ab] _ [Eb] [Abm] Well you can't take my gun away, I got a constitutional right
_ _ [Db] Yeah I gotta be ready if the communes attack us [Abm] tonight
_ [Ab] _ [Eb] I'll blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson
That [F] oughta teach them all a darn good lesson
[Ab] Now I'm trigger happy, [Db] trigger [Eb] happy every [Ab] day
[Db] _ [Ab] [Eb] Oh yeah, I'm trigger, trigger happy
Yes [Ab] I'm trigger, trigger happy
Oh yeah, [Eb] I'm trigger, trigger happy
Yes [Ab] I'm trigger, trigger happy
[Db] Trigger, trigger happy
Yes [Ab] I'm trigger, [F] trigger happy
[Bb] Better watch out mom, [Eb] or I'm gonna have to blow you [Ab] [Db] away
[Ab] Oh [Eb] [Abm] I accidentally shot daddy last [Ab] night in the den
Shot daddy in the den
[Db] I mistook him in the dark for a drug crazed Nazi [Ab] again
Drug crazed Nazi again
[Eb]
Now why'd you have to get so mad?
[Db] [Gb] It was just a lousy flesh wound, dad, you [Ab] know I'm
[Db] Trigger happy, trigger [Eb] happy every [Ab] day
[Db] _ [Ab] _ [Eb] [Ab] Oh I still haven't figured out the safety of my rifle [Abm] yet
Bop doo bop, shoo bop, [Db] bop doo bop
Little Fluffy took a round, better take him to [Ab] the vet
Bop doo bop, shoo bop, bop doo [Eb] bop
I filled that kitty cat so full of lead
[Db] We'll [N] have to use him for a pencil [Ab] instead
Well I'm trigger happy, [Db] trigger [B] happy every [Ab] day
[Db] _ [Ab] Oh yeah [Eb] I'm trigger, trigger happy
Yes [Ab] I'm trigger, trigger happy
[Eb] Trigger, trigger happy
Yes [Ab] I'm trigger, [Abm] trigger happy
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Trigger, trigger happy
Yes [Ab] I'm trigger, [F] trigger happy
[Bb] Better watch out mom, [Eb] or I'm gonna [Ab] have to blow you [Db] away
[Ab] Come [Db] on and grab your ammo
[Ab] What have you got to lose?
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We'll get [Bb] all liquored up and [Eb] shoot at anything that [F] moves
[Bb] Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight
Ship and killed now, ship and killed
[Eb] Oh I'm praying somebody tries to break in here [Bb] tonight
[Bbm] Ship and killed now, [Bb] ship and killed
I always keep a magnum in my trunk
You [Eb] better [Bm] ask yourself that [Fm] you feel lucky punk
[Bb] Because I'm trigger happy, [Eb] trigger [Bb] happy every day
[Eb] _ [Bb] Yes [F] _
_ _ [Bb] I'm trigger, trigger happy
_ [F]
Trigger, trigger happy
[Bb] Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
[Eb] Trigger, trigger happy
Yes [Bb] I'm trigger, [G] trigger happy
[Eb] Better watch out punk, [F] or I'm gonna have to blow you [Bb] away
Watch out [G] or I'll blow you away!
[Cm] Better watch out, punk!
[F] Or I'm gonna have to blow you [Bb] away!
Watch out [G] or I'll blow you away!
[Cm] Better watch out, punk!
[F] Or I'm gonna have to blow you away!
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