"Weird Al" Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero Chords

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_ _ _ [D] It's Christmas at round zero, there's music [A] in the air.
The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing while the air raid [D] sirens blare.
It's Christmas at round zero, the button [A] has been pressed.
The radio just let us know that this is [D] not a pest.
[G] Everywhere the atom bombs are dropping, it's the end of [D] all humanity.
[A] No more time for last minute shopping, it's [E] time to face your final destiny.
[D] It's Christmas at round zero, there's panic [A] in the crowd.
We can dodge debris while we trim the tree underneath a [D] muslin cloud. _ _ _ _
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[A] _ _ _ _ Well, big day's only a few hours [Am] away now.
I'm sure you're all [D] looking forward to it as much as we are.
You might hear some reindeer [G] on your rooftop, or Jack Frost on your windowsill.
[A] But if someone's climbing down your chimney, you better load your gun [E] and shoot to kill.
[D] Oh, it's Christmas at round zero, and if the radiation [A] level's okay,
I'll go out with you and see all the new mutations on New [G] Year's Day.
[E] It's [B] Christmas at round zero, just seconds left to go.
Stuck in cover with my yuletide lover underneath the [E] snow.
It's Christmas at round zero, now the missiles are on [B] their way.
What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked on this jolly [E] holiday.
[B] What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked on this jolly holiday.
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