Chords for "Weird Al" Yankovic - It's All About The Pentiums

South of the Phantasias baby
[Gm] Uh, _ _ _ _ [Bb] uh huh, [Gm] yeah
Uh, [Bb] _
_ [Gm] _ [Bb] uh huh, [Gm] yeah
[Bbm] South of all the records [Bb] baby
[Gm] Uh, [F] uh huh, [Db] _ [Gm] yeah
[Bbm] Alabamia, [Bb] _ [Bbm] Alabama
Yeah
[Gm] _ What y'all wanna [Bb] do?
Wanna be hackers?
Code crackers, [Gm] flackers
Wasting time with all the [Bb] chatroom jackers
9 to 5 chillin' out, you the [Gm] packers
Working at a desk with a dumb little [F] [Gm] placard
Yeah, paying the bills [Bb] with my mad [Gm] programming skills
Contracting my hard drive for frills
I got me a hundred gigabytes [Bb] of RAM
[Gm] I never feed trolls and I don't leave [F] spam
[Gm] Installed a G1 line [Bb] in my house
[Gm] Always got my PC double-clicking on my miz [F]-outs
[Gm] Upgrade my system at least [Bb] twice a day
[Gm] I'm sick of plug and play
I ain't afraid of Y2K
I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him [Bb] money for short
I phone [Gm] him up at home and I make [Bb] him do my text support
It's all about the pennies, what?
You gotta be the dumbest movie I've ever [B] seen
You've got white out all over your screen
You [Bb] think your Commodore 64 is [A] really neato
What kind of cheap you got in there, a Dorito?
[Gm] You're [Bb] using a 286, [B] don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
[Bb] You could back up your whole hard [A] drive on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke [D] on the [Gm] internet
The [Bb] data base is a [B] disaster
You're waxing your motor, you're trying to make it go faster
[Bb] I bet you're still living [A] in your parents' cellar
Downloading pictures of Sarah Michelle [Bb] Gellar
And posting me too, like some brain-dead AOL-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like old Yeller
You're just about as useless as [Ebm] JPEGs to Helen [Gm] Keller
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[Gb] _ [F] _ [C] _ [Gm] _ [Gb] _ [Bbm] _ _ [Gm] _
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95 till 9, you'll be back now
[C] Wanna run with my crew, huh?
Little cyberspades and crunch numbers [Gm] like I do
They call me the king of the [Gb] spreadsheets
Got them all printed out on my bedsheets
My [Bb] new computer's got the clocks in rock
But [E] it was obsolete before I opened [Bb] the box
You say you've [Gm] had your desktop for over a week?
[Gb] Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique
Your laptop [Bb] is a month old?
Well, that's great
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
My [Gm] digital media is right protected
[Gb]
Every file inspected, no viruses detected
[Bb] I've beta-tested every [E] operating system
K [Bb]-Fox to some, and others, I dissed them
[Gm] While your computer's crashing, mine's [Gb] multitasking
It does all our work without me even asking
[Gm] Got a flat screen monitor, 40 [Gb] inches wide
I believe the ghost says, etch a sketch on the side
[F] In a 32-bit world, you're a too [E]-big user
You've got your own user group, I'm a total loser
[Gm] Your motherboard melts when you try to send [Gb] a fax
Where'd you get your CPU?
In a box of Cracker [F] Jacks?
Play me online?
Well, you know that [E] I'll beat you
If I ever meet you, I'll control all my leaks, [Gb] you
One, [Bbm] [C] one, [Gm] one, [Gb] one
[Bbm] [C] Hey!
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[Gb] _ [Bbm] _ [C] _ [Bb] _ [Gb] _ [Bbm] _ [C] _ [Gm] _
[Gb] _ [Bbm] [Bb] Hey, you're a [Gb] f***ing [Bbm] piece of ****
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