Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me by "Weird Al" Yankovic w/lyrics Chords

[G] _ _ [D] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
[D] _ _ [G] Oh, the sand keeps falling [C] through the [G] hourglass
[D] And there's no way you're gonna [Em] slow it down
You [C] say we gotta treasure [G] each moment
[D] Who knows how long we're gonna [B] be around
[C] Yeah, you keep on telling [G] me life is [B] short
And it's hard to disagree with [C] what you say
[G] But if time is so [D] precious, why you wasting [C] mine?
Cause I'm always reading, always deleting
Every useless piece of garbage that [Em] you send [D] my way
[G] Every stupid hoax, [Bm] all those corny jokes
[C] Stop forwarding that [D] crap to me
[G] Well, I don't need tons of [Bm] cringe-inducing [C] puns
Stop forwarding that crap [D] to me
[Em] No, it isn't okay [F] if you brighten my [C] day
With some cut-and-pasted [D] hackneyed [G] Hallmark con
[D] And [G] I didn't request a [Bm] personality [C] test
Stop forwarding [D] that [G] crap to me
_ [Bm] _ _ [C] _
You're _ [D] [G] sending virus-laden man-width-hogging attachments
[D] To every single [Em] person you know
[C] You're passing [G] around a link to some dumb thing on [D] YouTube
That everybody [B] else already saw three years ago
[C] And wacky [G] badly photoshopped [B] billboards
Were never that [C] amusing to me
And [G] I just can't [D] believe you believe those [C] urban legends
But I have high hopes someone will point you towards Snopes
And debunk that crazy junk you're [D] spewing [C] constantly
[G] No, I don't want a bowl [Bm] of chicken soup for the soul
[C] Stop forwarding that [D] crap to me
[G] Send more top ten [Bm] lists and I'll slash my wrist
Please [C] stop forwarding that [D] crap to me
[Em] Well, I'm sorry I [C] can't accept your paranoid rant
And I don't want my Neiman [D] Marcus cookie recipe
[G] Won't you kindly refrain?
[Bm] Cause it's hurting my brain
[C] Stop forwarding that crap [Am] to me
Like glittery hearts and [D] unicorns and pictures of somebody's cat
[Am] Now tell me, in what alternate [D] reality
Would I care about something like that?
And [Em] by the way, your posts from Kirk Carlin
Aren't really [Bm] George Carlin
Mr.
Rogers never fought the VidCon
[C] And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something [A] funny
And I highly doubt some dead girl's gonna kill me
[B] If I [A] don't pass your letter [A] along
[G] Wish [Bm] I'll sign your petition
[C] But stop forwarding that [D] crap to me
And I don't [G] wanna read your [Bm] series of conspiracy [C] theories
Just stop forwarding that [D] crap to me
[Em] And your two million loser [F] friends all have my address
Now cause [C] you never figured out the way [D] to BCC _
_ [G] Now I gotta insist
_ [Em] Take me off of your list
_ [C] Stop forwarding that [D] crap [G] to me
Stop forwarding that crap to [Em] me
Stop forwarding that crap to me
[C] _ _ _ [D] _ [G] Just _ _ [Em] stop it now
Stop forwarding that crap to me [C] Oh no
Stop forwarding that crap [G] to me
Stop forwarding that crap to [Em] me
I can't take it
Stop forwarding [G] that crap to [C] me Ah please
Stop [D] forwarding that [G] crap to me.
Stop forwarding that crap [Em] to me.
Stop forwarding that crap [G] to me.
[C] Right then.
Stop forwarding that [G] crap to me.
Stop forwarding that crap to me.
[Em] No, I didn't.
Stop forwarding that [G] crap to me.
[C] At the risk of being [D] silly sidewalk _
[G] ™
Stop sending me [Em] that ™ crap.
[G] I don't [C] want it.
Don't send [G] it to me!
Please!
Stop forwarding that crap [Em] to me!
Just stop!
Stop forwarding that crap to me!
[C] Stop [Am] forwarding that crap [G]
to me!
To [Em] me!
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