Ebay Song, Weird Al Yankovic: Lyrics Chords

_ _ [F#m] _ _ [D] _ [A] Yeah, _
[F#m] _ a _ [D] _ _ [A] _ _
[F#m] used _ [D] pink _ [A] bathrobe, [F#m] a rare _ [D] mint snow [A] globe, [F#m] a Smurf _ [D] TV [A] tray _
[F#m] I bought [E] on [A] eBay.
My [F#m] house _ [D] is filled [A] with [F#m] this crap, _ [D] shows up in [F#m] bubble wrap _ [D] most every [A] day.
[F#m] What I bought [E] on [A] eBay.
[D] Tell me why I need [E] another [F#m] pet rock.
[D] Tell me why I got that [E] Alphalarm [F#m] clock.
[D] Tell me why
I bid on [E] Shatner's old [A] toupee, [F#m] they had it [E] on [A] eBay.
[F#m] I buy _ [D] on _ [A] Knickknack, [F#m] just check _ [D] my [A] feedback.
Knickknack, [F#m] A++, _ they [D] all [A] say [F#m] they love me [E] on eBay.
[D] Gonna buy a slightly [E] damaged golf [F#m] bag.
Gonna [D] buy some beanie [E] babies new [F#m] with tag from [D] some guy I've never [E] met in [A] Norway. _
[F#m] Found him [C#] on eBay. _
[F#m] I am the type who is liable to snipe you [D] with two seconds left to [Bm] go.
[E] Whoa, [F#m] got Faith Haller Visa, [A] _ whatever'll please ya, [D] as long as I've got [E] the dough. _
[D] I'll buy _ _ [C#m] your [F#m] tchotchkes, sell me [D] _ your [A] watch [F#m] please, [D] I'll buy.
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[F#m] _ _ _ _ I'm high as bitter [E] milk, junk keeps [F#] arriving in [G#m] the mail, [E] from that worldwide [F#] garage sale.
[B] Hey, that's room to [F#] hazard [B] ashtray, _
[G#m] I bought it [F#] on eBay.
[E] Wanna buy a Pac-Man [F#] fever lunch [G#m] box.
Wanna [E] buy a case of [F#] vintage tube [G#m] socks.
[E] Wanna buy a Kleenex [F#] used by Dr.
[B] Dre.
[G#m] Found _ it [F#] on [B] eBay.
[E] Wanna buy that Farrow [F#] Fawcett [G#m] poster. _
[E] _ There's dispensers [F#] and a [G#m] toaster.
[E] Don't know why, [B] but the kind of [F#] stuff you throw [B] away, _
[G#m] _ I'll buy [F#] on [B] eBay. _
[G#m] _ _ I bought [F#] on [B] eBay. _
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