Chords for "Weird Al" Yankovic: Bad Hair Day - The Night Santa Went...
Tempo:
118.15 bpm
Chords used:
Eb
Ab
Bb
Db
Cm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[Eb]
[Ab]
[Eb] [Ab] [Eb]
[Ab]
[Eb] [Ab] [Eb]
Down in the [Ab] workshop, all the elves were [Eb] making [Ab] poise
For the good gentile [F] girls and the good [Eb] gentile boys
When the boss busted in, [Ab] nearly scared him [Eb] half to death
[Ab] Had a rifle in his hands, and [Eb] cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots, [Ab] he was covered [Eb] with ammo
[Ab] Like a big fat drunk [Eb] disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said, [Ab] with a twinkle in [Eb] his eye
[Ab] Merry Christmas to all, [Eb] now you're all gonna die
[Ab] [Eb] The [Ab] night [Bb] Santa [Eb] went [Ab] crazy
[Eb] The night [Bb] Saint Nick [Eb] went insane
[Ab] [Eb] Realized [Cm] he'd been [Bb] getting [Eb] the wrong [Ab] deal
[Eb] So [Bb] finally he must have [Eb] snapped in his grip
Well the workshop is gone now, [Ab] he [Eb] decided to bomb [Ab] it
Everywhere you'll find pieces [Eb] of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his [Ab] helpers, and he held [Eb] the elf hostage
[Ab] And he ground up poor Rudolph [Eb] into reindeer sausage
[Ab] He got [Eb] Dancer and Transfer, [Ab] with [Eb] an old German Luger
[Db] And he slashed [Ab] up Dasher [Bb] just like Freddy [Eb] Krueger
[Ab] And he picked up [Eb] a flamethrower, [Ab] and he [Eb] barbecued Blitzen
[Db] And he took a [Ab] big bite and [Bb] said it tastes [Eb] just like chicken
[Ab] [Eb] The [Ab] night [Eb] Santa went [Ab] crazy
[Eb] The night [Bb] Kris Kringle [Eb] went nuts
[Ab] Now you [Eb] can hardly walk around the [Ab] North Pole
[Eb] Without [Bb] stepping in [Eb] reindeer [Db] guts
There's a [Ab] National Guard and the [Eb] FBI
[Bb] There's [Db] a van from the [Ab] Eyewitness News
And helicopters [Eb] circling round [Bb] in the sky
[Cm] And the bullets are flying, [Ab] the body counts rising
[F] And everyone's dying to [Bb] know who Santa [Eb]
was
My, my, my, [Ab] my, my, my
You [Bb] used to be such a [Eb] jolly guy
[Ab] But [Eb] [Ab]
[Eb] now you're a liar
Yes, Virginia, [Ab] now Santa's [Eb] doing time
[Ab] In a federal prison [Eb] for his infamous crime
Hey little friend now, [Ab] don't you cry no [Eb] more tears
[Ab] He'll be out with good behavior [Eb] in 700 more years
[Ab] But now faces [Eb] in therapy, [Ab] and Donner's still [Eb] nervous
[Ab] And the elves all got [Bb] jobs working for the postal [Eb] service
[Ab] And they say [Eb] Mrs.
Plott, [Ab] she's on the phone [Eb] every night
[Ab] With her lawyer, now don't she [Bb] hates the [Eb] movie rights?
And [Ab] talk [Eb] about the [Ab] night [Eb] Santa went [Ab] crazy
[Eb] The night [Bb] Saint Nick [Eb] got a fit
[Ab] [Eb] Broke his [Cm] back for [Bb] some [Eb] melted [Ab] good
[Eb] Telled to me like [Bb] he was tired of [Eb] getting sick
[Ab] [Eb] The [Ab] night [Bb] [Eb] Santa went crazy
[Ab] [Eb] The night [Bb] Saint Nick [Eb] went [Ab] insane
[Eb] Realized he'd been [Bb] getting [Eb] the [Ab] watch
[Eb] Some [Bb] fine little muggles napping in [Eb] his brain
[Db] [Cm] Some fine [Bb] little muggles napping [Eb] in his brain
[Db] Hell yeah, [Ab] some fine little [Bb] muggles napping in [Eb] his brain
[Ab] [Eb] [Ab]
[Eb]
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[Ab]
[Eb] [Ab] [Eb]
[Ab]
[Eb] [Ab] [Eb]
Down in the [Ab] workshop, all the elves were [Eb] making [Ab] poise
For the good gentile [F] girls and the good [Eb] gentile boys
When the boss busted in, [Ab] nearly scared him [Eb] half to death
[Ab] Had a rifle in his hands, and [Eb] cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots, [Ab] he was covered [Eb] with ammo
[Ab] Like a big fat drunk [Eb] disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said, [Ab] with a twinkle in [Eb] his eye
[Ab] Merry Christmas to all, [Eb] now you're all gonna die
[Ab] [Eb] The [Ab] night [Bb] Santa [Eb] went [Ab] crazy
[Eb] The night [Bb] Saint Nick [Eb] went insane
[Ab] [Eb] Realized [Cm] he'd been [Bb] getting [Eb] the wrong [Ab] deal
[Eb] So [Bb] finally he must have [Eb] snapped in his grip
Well the workshop is gone now, [Ab] he [Eb] decided to bomb [Ab] it
Everywhere you'll find pieces [Eb] of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his [Ab] helpers, and he held [Eb] the elf hostage
[Ab] And he ground up poor Rudolph [Eb] into reindeer sausage
[Ab] He got [Eb] Dancer and Transfer, [Ab] with [Eb] an old German Luger
[Db] And he slashed [Ab] up Dasher [Bb] just like Freddy [Eb] Krueger
[Ab] And he picked up [Eb] a flamethrower, [Ab] and he [Eb] barbecued Blitzen
[Db] And he took a [Ab] big bite and [Bb] said it tastes [Eb] just like chicken
[Ab] [Eb] The [Ab] night [Eb] Santa went [Ab] crazy
[Eb] The night [Bb] Kris Kringle [Eb] went nuts
[Ab] Now you [Eb] can hardly walk around the [Ab] North Pole
[Eb] Without [Bb] stepping in [Eb] reindeer [Db] guts
There's a [Ab] National Guard and the [Eb] FBI
[Bb] There's [Db] a van from the [Ab] Eyewitness News
And helicopters [Eb] circling round [Bb] in the sky
[Cm] And the bullets are flying, [Ab] the body counts rising
[F] And everyone's dying to [Bb] know who Santa [Eb]
was
My, my, my, [Ab] my, my, my
You [Bb] used to be such a [Eb] jolly guy
[Ab] But [Eb] [Ab]
[Eb] now you're a liar
Yes, Virginia, [Ab] now Santa's [Eb] doing time
[Ab] In a federal prison [Eb] for his infamous crime
Hey little friend now, [Ab] don't you cry no [Eb] more tears
[Ab] He'll be out with good behavior [Eb] in 700 more years
[Ab] But now faces [Eb] in therapy, [Ab] and Donner's still [Eb] nervous
[Ab] And the elves all got [Bb] jobs working for the postal [Eb] service
[Ab] And they say [Eb] Mrs.
Plott, [Ab] she's on the phone [Eb] every night
[Ab] With her lawyer, now don't she [Bb] hates the [Eb] movie rights?
And [Ab] talk [Eb] about the [Ab] night [Eb] Santa went [Ab] crazy
[Eb] The night [Bb] Saint Nick [Eb] got a fit
[Ab] [Eb] Broke his [Cm] back for [Bb] some [Eb] melted [Ab] good
[Eb] Telled to me like [Bb] he was tired of [Eb] getting sick
[Ab] [Eb] The [Ab] night [Bb] [Eb] Santa went crazy
[Ab] [Eb] The night [Bb] Saint Nick [Eb] went [Ab] insane
[Eb] Realized he'd been [Bb] getting [Eb] the [Ab] watch
[Eb] Some [Bb] fine little muggles napping in [Eb] his brain
[Db] [Cm] Some fine [Bb] little muggles napping [Eb] in his brain
[Db] Hell yeah, [Ab] some fine little [Bb] muggles napping in [Eb] his brain
[Ab] [Eb] [Ab]
[Eb]
[N]
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_ _ Down in the [Ab] workshop, all the elves were [Eb] making [Ab] poise
For the good gentile [F] girls and the good [Eb] gentile boys
When the boss busted in, [Ab] nearly scared him [Eb] half to death
[Ab] Had a rifle in his hands, and [Eb] cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots, [Ab] he was covered [Eb] with ammo
[Ab] Like a big fat drunk [Eb] disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said, [Ab] with a twinkle in [Eb] his eye
[Ab] Merry Christmas to all, [Eb] now you're all gonna die
[Ab] [Eb] The [Ab] night [Bb] Santa [Eb] went [Ab] crazy
[Eb] The night [Bb] Saint Nick [Eb] went insane
[Ab] _ _ [Eb] Realized [Cm] he'd been [Bb] getting [Eb] the wrong [Ab] deal
[Eb] So [Bb] finally he must have [Eb] snapped in his grip
Well the workshop is gone now, [Ab] he [Eb] decided to bomb [Ab] it
Everywhere you'll find pieces [Eb] of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his [Ab] helpers, and he held [Eb] the elf hostage
[Ab] And he ground up poor Rudolph [Eb] into reindeer sausage
[Ab] He got [Eb] Dancer and Transfer, [Ab] with [Eb] an old German Luger
[Db] And he slashed [Ab] up Dasher [Bb] just like Freddy [Eb] Krueger
[Ab] And he picked up [Eb] a flamethrower, [Ab] and he [Eb] barbecued Blitzen
[Db] And he took a [Ab] big bite and [Bb] said it tastes [Eb] just like chicken
[Ab] [Eb] The [Ab] night [Eb] Santa went [Ab] crazy
[Eb] The night [Bb] Kris Kringle [Eb] went nuts
[Ab] Now you [Eb] can hardly walk around the [Ab] North Pole
[Eb] Without [Bb] stepping in [Eb] reindeer [Db] guts
There's a [Ab] National Guard and the [Eb] FBI
_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ There's [Db] a van from the [Ab] Eyewitness News
And helicopters [Eb] circling round [Bb] in the sky
[Cm] And the bullets are flying, [Ab] the body counts rising
[F] And everyone's dying to [Bb] know who Santa [Eb]
was
_ _ My, my, my, [Ab] my, my, my
You [Bb] used to be such a [Eb] jolly guy
[Ab] But _ [Eb] _ _ [Ab] _ _
_ _ [Eb] now you're a liar
Yes, Virginia, [Ab] now Santa's [Eb] doing time
[Ab] In a federal prison [Eb] for his infamous crime
Hey little friend now, [Ab] don't you cry no [Eb] more tears
[Ab] He'll be out with good behavior [Eb] in 700 more years
[Ab] But now faces [Eb] in therapy, [Ab] and Donner's still [Eb] nervous
[Ab] And the elves all got [Bb] jobs working for the postal [Eb] service
[Ab] And they say [Eb] Mrs.
Plott, [Ab] she's on the phone [Eb] every night
[Ab] With her lawyer, now don't she [Bb] hates the [Eb] movie rights?
And [Ab] talk [Eb] about the [Ab] night [Eb] Santa went [Ab] crazy
[Eb] The night [Bb] Saint Nick [Eb] got a fit
[Ab] [Eb] Broke his [Cm] back for [Bb] some [Eb] melted [Ab] good
[Eb] Telled to me like [Bb] he was tired of [Eb] getting sick
[Ab] [Eb] The [Ab] night [Bb] [Eb] Santa went crazy
[Ab] [Eb] The night [Bb] Saint Nick [Eb] went [Ab] insane
[Eb] _ Realized he'd been [Bb] getting [Eb] the [Ab] watch
[Eb] Some [Bb] fine little muggles napping in [Eb] his brain
[Db] [Cm] Some fine [Bb] little muggles napping [Eb] in his brain
[Db] Hell yeah, [Ab] some fine little [Bb] muggles _ _ _ napping in [Eb] his brain _
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[Eb] _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _
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[Eb] _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ _ Down in the [Ab] workshop, all the elves were [Eb] making [Ab] poise
For the good gentile [F] girls and the good [Eb] gentile boys
When the boss busted in, [Ab] nearly scared him [Eb] half to death
[Ab] Had a rifle in his hands, and [Eb] cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots, [Ab] he was covered [Eb] with ammo
[Ab] Like a big fat drunk [Eb] disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said, [Ab] with a twinkle in [Eb] his eye
[Ab] Merry Christmas to all, [Eb] now you're all gonna die
[Ab] [Eb] The [Ab] night [Bb] Santa [Eb] went [Ab] crazy
[Eb] The night [Bb] Saint Nick [Eb] went insane
[Ab] _ _ [Eb] Realized [Cm] he'd been [Bb] getting [Eb] the wrong [Ab] deal
[Eb] So [Bb] finally he must have [Eb] snapped in his grip
Well the workshop is gone now, [Ab] he [Eb] decided to bomb [Ab] it
Everywhere you'll find pieces [Eb] of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his [Ab] helpers, and he held [Eb] the elf hostage
[Ab] And he ground up poor Rudolph [Eb] into reindeer sausage
[Ab] He got [Eb] Dancer and Transfer, [Ab] with [Eb] an old German Luger
[Db] And he slashed [Ab] up Dasher [Bb] just like Freddy [Eb] Krueger
[Ab] And he picked up [Eb] a flamethrower, [Ab] and he [Eb] barbecued Blitzen
[Db] And he took a [Ab] big bite and [Bb] said it tastes [Eb] just like chicken
[Ab] [Eb] The [Ab] night [Eb] Santa went [Ab] crazy
[Eb] The night [Bb] Kris Kringle [Eb] went nuts
[Ab] Now you [Eb] can hardly walk around the [Ab] North Pole
[Eb] Without [Bb] stepping in [Eb] reindeer [Db] guts
There's a [Ab] National Guard and the [Eb] FBI
_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ There's [Db] a van from the [Ab] Eyewitness News
And helicopters [Eb] circling round [Bb] in the sky
[Cm] And the bullets are flying, [Ab] the body counts rising
[F] And everyone's dying to [Bb] know who Santa [Eb]
was
_ _ My, my, my, [Ab] my, my, my
You [Bb] used to be such a [Eb] jolly guy
[Ab] But _ [Eb] _ _ [Ab] _ _
_ _ [Eb] now you're a liar
Yes, Virginia, [Ab] now Santa's [Eb] doing time
[Ab] In a federal prison [Eb] for his infamous crime
Hey little friend now, [Ab] don't you cry no [Eb] more tears
[Ab] He'll be out with good behavior [Eb] in 700 more years
[Ab] But now faces [Eb] in therapy, [Ab] and Donner's still [Eb] nervous
[Ab] And the elves all got [Bb] jobs working for the postal [Eb] service
[Ab] And they say [Eb] Mrs.
Plott, [Ab] she's on the phone [Eb] every night
[Ab] With her lawyer, now don't she [Bb] hates the [Eb] movie rights?
And [Ab] talk [Eb] about the [Ab] night [Eb] Santa went [Ab] crazy
[Eb] The night [Bb] Saint Nick [Eb] got a fit
[Ab] [Eb] Broke his [Cm] back for [Bb] some [Eb] melted [Ab] good
[Eb] Telled to me like [Bb] he was tired of [Eb] getting sick
[Ab] [Eb] The [Ab] night [Bb] [Eb] Santa went crazy
[Ab] [Eb] The night [Bb] Saint Nick [Eb] went [Ab] insane
[Eb] _ Realized he'd been [Bb] getting [Eb] the [Ab] watch
[Eb] Some [Bb] fine little muggles napping in [Eb] his brain
[Db] [Cm] Some fine [Bb] little muggles napping [Eb] in his brain
[Db] Hell yeah, [Ab] some fine little [Bb] muggles _ _ _ napping in [Eb] his brain _
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