Chords for "Weird Al" Yankovic: Bad Hair Day - Everything You Know...
Tempo:
80.4 bpm
Chords used:
A
G
D
E
Bm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[D]
[C] [Bm] [A]
[D] I [G] was driving on [A] the freeway [D] in the fast lane [G] with a [A] rabid [Bm] wolverine in my [E] underwear when
[A] suddenly a guy behind me in the backseat popped right up and shoved [D] his hands across my eyes.
[G] I guessed, is it [A] Uncle [D] Frank or Cousin Louie?
[G] Is it Bob [A] or Joe or [Bm] Walter?
Could [D] it be Bill or [E] Jim or Ed or Bernie or [A] Steve?
I probably would have kept on guessing but about that time [Bm] we crashed into the truck
[E] and as I'm laying bleeding [A] there on the [D] asphalt [G] finally [D] I recognize [Em] the face of my hand.
[G] My cheek [A] dealer who takes off [F#m] his [A] prosthetic [D] lips and tells me
[G] Everything [A] you [D] know is wrong.
Black is [G] white, up is [F#] down, and [Bm] short is [A] long.
And [E] everything you [A] thought was just [E] so important doesn't [D] matter.
[G] Everything [A] you [D]
[F#] can [Bm] sing [A] along, all [E] you need to [G] understand is
[A] Everything [F] you know is [G] wrong.
[D] I was [G] walking to the [A] kitchen [D] for some golden [G] grams when I [A] accidentally [Bm] stepped into [D] an alternate [E] dimension
and [A] soon I was abducted by some [C#] aliens from space who kinda [D] looked like J.B. Farr.
They [G] sucked out my [A] internal [D] organs and they took some [G] Polaroids and [A] said I was a [Bm] darn good [D] sport.
And as a [E] way of saying thank you they [A] offered to transport me back to any point in history that [Bm] I would care to know.
And [E] so I had them send me [A] back to last [D] Thursday [G] night so I could [D] pay my [Em] phone bill on time.
Just then the [G] floating [A] disembodied head of Colonel [F#m] Sanders started [D] yelling
[G] Everything [A] you [D] know is wrong.
Black is [G] white, up is [A] down, and [Bm] short is [A] long.
And [E] everything you [A] thought was just so [F#] important [E] doesn't [D] matter.
[G] Everything [A] you [D] know is wrong.
[F#] Forget the words that [Bm] string [A] along.
All you [E] need to understand [G] is [A] everything you [D] know is wrong.
[G] Everything you [E] know is wrong.
And everything [F#] you thought was just [G]
[A] [Cm] so important doesn't matter.
Forget [F] the [G] [Am] words that string along.
[A#] All [Am] [A#] [G]
[C] you need to understand [Dm] is everything [D#] you thought was just so important doesn't matter.
[F]
[Fm] [F#] [Am] I [A#] [G]
[C] [A] [D] was [G] just about to [A] mail a letter to [D] my evil twin [G] when I [A] got a [Bm] nasty paper [E] cut.
Well, to make a long [A] story short, it got infected and I died.
[D] So now I'm up in [G] heaven with Saint [A] Peter by [D] the pearly gates.
[G] And it's [A] obvious he [Bm] doesn't like the [D] Nero [E] jacket that I'm [A] wearing.
He tells me that they've got a dress [Bm] code.
Well, he lets me [E] into heaven anyway.
[A] But I got [D] no room [G] to stir the [D] noisy ice [Em] machine for [G] all eternity.
[A] And every day [F#m] he runs [A] by [D] screaming, [G] everything [A] you know [D] is wrong.
Back is wide [G] up and down, [A] and short [B] is long.
[D] And everything [E] you used to think was so [A] important doesn't really matter [F#] anymore.
Because [E] a simple fact [Dm] remains that [G] everything [A] you know [D] is wrong.
Forget [F#] the words that string [Bm] along.
[A] All you [E] need to understand [G] is [A] everything you know [G] is wrong.
[F#m] [G] [A] Everything you [D] know is wrong.
[N]
[C] [Bm] [A]
[D] I [G] was driving on [A] the freeway [D] in the fast lane [G] with a [A] rabid [Bm] wolverine in my [E] underwear when
[A] suddenly a guy behind me in the backseat popped right up and shoved [D] his hands across my eyes.
[G] I guessed, is it [A] Uncle [D] Frank or Cousin Louie?
[G] Is it Bob [A] or Joe or [Bm] Walter?
Could [D] it be Bill or [E] Jim or Ed or Bernie or [A] Steve?
I probably would have kept on guessing but about that time [Bm] we crashed into the truck
[E] and as I'm laying bleeding [A] there on the [D] asphalt [G] finally [D] I recognize [Em] the face of my hand.
[G] My cheek [A] dealer who takes off [F#m] his [A] prosthetic [D] lips and tells me
[G] Everything [A] you [D] know is wrong.
Black is [G] white, up is [F#] down, and [Bm] short is [A] long.
And [E] everything you [A] thought was just [E] so important doesn't [D] matter.
[G] Everything [A] you [D]
[F#] can [Bm] sing [A] along, all [E] you need to [G] understand is
[A] Everything [F] you know is [G] wrong.
[D] I was [G] walking to the [A] kitchen [D] for some golden [G] grams when I [A] accidentally [Bm] stepped into [D] an alternate [E] dimension
and [A] soon I was abducted by some [C#] aliens from space who kinda [D] looked like J.B. Farr.
They [G] sucked out my [A] internal [D] organs and they took some [G] Polaroids and [A] said I was a [Bm] darn good [D] sport.
And as a [E] way of saying thank you they [A] offered to transport me back to any point in history that [Bm] I would care to know.
And [E] so I had them send me [A] back to last [D] Thursday [G] night so I could [D] pay my [Em] phone bill on time.
Just then the [G] floating [A] disembodied head of Colonel [F#m] Sanders started [D] yelling
[G] Everything [A] you [D] know is wrong.
Black is [G] white, up is [A] down, and [Bm] short is [A] long.
And [E] everything you [A] thought was just so [F#] important [E] doesn't [D] matter.
[G] Everything [A] you [D] know is wrong.
[F#] Forget the words that [Bm] string [A] along.
All you [E] need to understand [G] is [A] everything you [D] know is wrong.
[G] Everything you [E] know is wrong.
And everything [F#] you thought was just [G]
[A] [Cm] so important doesn't matter.
Forget [F] the [G] [Am] words that string along.
[A#] All [Am] [A#] [G]
[C] you need to understand [Dm] is everything [D#] you thought was just so important doesn't matter.
[F]
[Fm] [F#] [Am] I [A#] [G]
[C] [A] [D] was [G] just about to [A] mail a letter to [D] my evil twin [G] when I [A] got a [Bm] nasty paper [E] cut.
Well, to make a long [A] story short, it got infected and I died.
[D] So now I'm up in [G] heaven with Saint [A] Peter by [D] the pearly gates.
[G] And it's [A] obvious he [Bm] doesn't like the [D] Nero [E] jacket that I'm [A] wearing.
He tells me that they've got a dress [Bm] code.
Well, he lets me [E] into heaven anyway.
[A] But I got [D] no room [G] to stir the [D] noisy ice [Em] machine for [G] all eternity.
[A] And every day [F#m] he runs [A] by [D] screaming, [G] everything [A] you know [D] is wrong.
Back is wide [G] up and down, [A] and short [B] is long.
[D] And everything [E] you used to think was so [A] important doesn't really matter [F#] anymore.
Because [E] a simple fact [Dm] remains that [G] everything [A] you know [D] is wrong.
Forget [F#] the words that string [Bm] along.
[A] All you [E] need to understand [G] is [A] everything you know [G] is wrong.
[F#m] [G] [A] Everything you [D] know is wrong.
[N]
Key:
A
G
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Bm
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G
D
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ [Bm] _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] I [G] was driving on [A] the freeway [D] in the fast lane [G] with a [A] rabid [Bm] wolverine in my [E] underwear when
[A] suddenly a guy behind me in the backseat popped right up and shoved [D] his hands across my eyes.
[G] I guessed, is it [A] Uncle [D] Frank or Cousin Louie?
[G] Is it Bob [A] or Joe or [Bm] Walter?
Could [D] it be Bill or [E] Jim or Ed or Bernie or [A] Steve?
I probably would have kept on guessing but about that time [Bm] we crashed into the truck
[E] and as I'm laying bleeding [A] there on the [D] asphalt [G] finally [D] I recognize [Em] the face of my hand.
[G] My cheek [A] dealer who takes off [F#m] his [A] prosthetic [D] lips and tells me
[G] Everything [A] you [D] know is wrong.
Black is [G] white, up is [F#] down, and [Bm] short is [A] long.
And [E] everything you [A] thought was just [E] so important doesn't [D] matter.
[G] Everything [A] you [D] _
_ [F#] can [Bm] sing [A] along, all [E] you need to [G] understand is
[A] Everything [F] you know is [G] wrong.
[D] I was [G] walking to the [A] kitchen [D] for some golden [G] grams when I [A] accidentally [Bm] stepped into [D] an alternate [E] dimension
and [A] soon I was abducted by some [C#] aliens from space who kinda [D] looked like J.B. Farr.
They [G] sucked out my [A] internal [D] organs and they took some [G] Polaroids and [A] said I was a [Bm] darn good [D] sport.
And as a [E] way of saying thank you they [A] offered to transport me back to any point in history that [Bm] I would care to know.
And [E] so I had them send me [A] back to last [D] Thursday [G] night so I could [D] pay my [Em] phone bill on time.
Just then the [G] floating [A] disembodied head of Colonel [F#m] Sanders started [D] yelling
[G] Everything [A] you [D] know is wrong.
Black is [G] white, up is [A] down, and [Bm] short is [A] long.
And [E] everything you [A] thought was just so [F#] important [E] doesn't [D] matter.
[G] Everything [A] you [D] know is wrong.
[F#] Forget the words that [Bm] string [A] along.
All you [E] need to understand [G] is [A] everything you [D] know is wrong.
[G] _ Everything you [E] know is wrong.
And everything [F#] you thought was just _ _ [G] _
_ [A] _ [Cm] so important doesn't matter.
Forget [F] the [G] [Am] words that string along.
[A#] All [Am] _ _ [A#] _ _ [G] _
[C] you need to understand [Dm] is everything [D#] you thought was just so important doesn't matter.
_ [F] _
[Fm] _ [F#] _ [Am] I _ [A#] _ _ [G] _
_ [C] _ [A] _ [D] was [G] just about to [A] mail a letter to [D] my evil twin [G] when I [A] got a [Bm] nasty paper [E] cut.
Well, to make a long [A] story short, it got infected and I died.
[D] So now I'm up in [G] heaven with Saint [A] Peter by [D] the pearly gates.
[G] And it's [A] obvious he [Bm] doesn't like the [D] Nero [E] jacket that I'm [A] wearing.
He tells me that they've got a dress [Bm] code.
Well, he lets me [E] into heaven anyway.
[A] But I got [D] no room [G] to stir the [D] noisy ice [Em] machine for [G] all eternity.
[A] And every day [F#m] he runs [A] by [D] screaming, [G] everything [A] you know [D] is wrong.
Back is wide [G] up and down, [A] and short [B] is long.
[D] And everything [E] you used to think was so [A] important doesn't really matter [F#] anymore.
Because [E] a simple fact [Dm] remains that [G] everything [A] you know [D] is wrong.
Forget [F#] the words that string [Bm] along.
[A] All you [E] need to understand [G] is [A] everything you know [G] is wrong.
[F#m] _ [G] [A] Everything you [D] know is wrong.
[N] _
_ [C] _ _ [Bm] _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] I [G] was driving on [A] the freeway [D] in the fast lane [G] with a [A] rabid [Bm] wolverine in my [E] underwear when
[A] suddenly a guy behind me in the backseat popped right up and shoved [D] his hands across my eyes.
[G] I guessed, is it [A] Uncle [D] Frank or Cousin Louie?
[G] Is it Bob [A] or Joe or [Bm] Walter?
Could [D] it be Bill or [E] Jim or Ed or Bernie or [A] Steve?
I probably would have kept on guessing but about that time [Bm] we crashed into the truck
[E] and as I'm laying bleeding [A] there on the [D] asphalt [G] finally [D] I recognize [Em] the face of my hand.
[G] My cheek [A] dealer who takes off [F#m] his [A] prosthetic [D] lips and tells me
[G] Everything [A] you [D] know is wrong.
Black is [G] white, up is [F#] down, and [Bm] short is [A] long.
And [E] everything you [A] thought was just [E] so important doesn't [D] matter.
[G] Everything [A] you [D] _
_ [F#] can [Bm] sing [A] along, all [E] you need to [G] understand is
[A] Everything [F] you know is [G] wrong.
[D] I was [G] walking to the [A] kitchen [D] for some golden [G] grams when I [A] accidentally [Bm] stepped into [D] an alternate [E] dimension
and [A] soon I was abducted by some [C#] aliens from space who kinda [D] looked like J.B. Farr.
They [G] sucked out my [A] internal [D] organs and they took some [G] Polaroids and [A] said I was a [Bm] darn good [D] sport.
And as a [E] way of saying thank you they [A] offered to transport me back to any point in history that [Bm] I would care to know.
And [E] so I had them send me [A] back to last [D] Thursday [G] night so I could [D] pay my [Em] phone bill on time.
Just then the [G] floating [A] disembodied head of Colonel [F#m] Sanders started [D] yelling
[G] Everything [A] you [D] know is wrong.
Black is [G] white, up is [A] down, and [Bm] short is [A] long.
And [E] everything you [A] thought was just so [F#] important [E] doesn't [D] matter.
[G] Everything [A] you [D] know is wrong.
[F#] Forget the words that [Bm] string [A] along.
All you [E] need to understand [G] is [A] everything you [D] know is wrong.
[G] _ Everything you [E] know is wrong.
And everything [F#] you thought was just _ _ [G] _
_ [A] _ [Cm] so important doesn't matter.
Forget [F] the [G] [Am] words that string along.
[A#] All [Am] _ _ [A#] _ _ [G] _
[C] you need to understand [Dm] is everything [D#] you thought was just so important doesn't matter.
_ [F] _
[Fm] _ [F#] _ [Am] I _ [A#] _ _ [G] _
_ [C] _ [A] _ [D] was [G] just about to [A] mail a letter to [D] my evil twin [G] when I [A] got a [Bm] nasty paper [E] cut.
Well, to make a long [A] story short, it got infected and I died.
[D] So now I'm up in [G] heaven with Saint [A] Peter by [D] the pearly gates.
[G] And it's [A] obvious he [Bm] doesn't like the [D] Nero [E] jacket that I'm [A] wearing.
He tells me that they've got a dress [Bm] code.
Well, he lets me [E] into heaven anyway.
[A] But I got [D] no room [G] to stir the [D] noisy ice [Em] machine for [G] all eternity.
[A] And every day [F#m] he runs [A] by [D] screaming, [G] everything [A] you know [D] is wrong.
Back is wide [G] up and down, [A] and short [B] is long.
[D] And everything [E] you used to think was so [A] important doesn't really matter [F#] anymore.
Because [E] a simple fact [Dm] remains that [G] everything [A] you know [D] is wrong.
Forget [F#] the words that string [Bm] along.
[A] All you [E] need to understand [G] is [A] everything you know [G] is wrong.
[F#m] _ [G] [A] Everything you [D] know is wrong.
[N] _