Chords for "Weird Al" Yankovic: Alapalooza - She Never Told Me...

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[D] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
[Bm] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ When we first met she seemed perfectly normal.
_ [E] _ _ _ _
She'd make my life so hard.
_ [A] You see my baby, she started to change.
Started looking kinda strange.
[E] Wearing all that white makeup and those black leotards.
_ [B] Well I guess she kept her little secret [A] pretty well.
_ _ [E] Now ever since [B] I learned the horrible truth.
You [E] know my life has been a living hell.
That's right [D] you see.
She never told [A] me she was a [E] mob.
_ _ _ [D] She never told [A] me she was a mob.
[E] Oh no.
_ _ _ [D] It's like she's trapped [A] inside a big glass box [G] all the time.
[E] _ _ [D] She never told me.
[A] She never told me she [B] was a mob.
_ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Wish [Em]
we both could just.
[E] _ _ _ _ But my baby won't even make a [Bm] sound.
_ [A] Now she makes everybody sick.
You and that Panama stick.
[E] Even our old friends have stopped coming around.
_ _ [B] Well our parents can't stand her and the neighbors [A] hate her guts.
[D] _ _ [E] She's really really embarrassing me this time.
_ _ _ [D] She never told [A] me she was a [E] mob.
_ _ _ [D] She never told [A] me she was a [E] mob.
_ _ _ [D] It's like she's trapped [A] inside a big glass.
[E] _ Well I'm crying.
[D] She never told me.
[A] She never told me she [E] was a.
_ _ _ [B] She walks again.
We end everywhere [E] we go.
_ _ [A] Something every corner gotta [D] show.
_ _ _ [B] Carry [B] from the picture of our [E] soul.
_ _ _ [A] Promise was a quiet [F#] time.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _
_ _ [Em] _ _ _ [D] _ She never [A] told me she was a [E] mob.
_ [E] _ _ [D] She never [A] told me she was a [F#] mob.
_ _ _ [D] It's like she's [A] trapped inside a big glass box.
[E] _ _ _ [D] She never told me.
[A] She never told me [E] she was a mob.
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[B] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
[B] _ _ [E] _ _ _ [D] She never told me, [B] she never told me, [E] she never, she never told me, she was a [D] liar.
She never told me, [B] she never told me, [E] she never, she never told me, she was a [D] liar.
She never told me, [B] she never told me, she never [E] told me, she never told me, she was a [D] liar.
She never told me, she never [B] told me, she never, _ [E] she never told me, she was a [D] liar.
She was a liar.
[B] She was a liar.
[E] She was a liar.
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