She Never Told Me She Was a Mime Chords by Weird Al Yankovic

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[B] _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ [E] _
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When we first met she seemed perfectly normal. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ She'd make my life so hard.
_ _ _ _ [A] You see my baby, she started to change. _ _
She started looking kinda strange.
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Wearing all that _ makeup and those black leotards.
_ _ _ _ [C#] I [B] guess she kept her little secret [A] pretty well.
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Now ever since I learned [B] the horrible truth,
[E] You know my life has been a living hell.
That's right, [D] you see, she never [A] told me she was a [E] mom.
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She never told [A] me she was a [E] mom, oh no!
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Now that she's [A] trapped inside a big black box [E] all the time.
_ _ _ _ [D] She never told me, [A] she never told me she [B] was a mom, mom, mom, mom.
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I wish we both [B] could just talk it [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
out, baby.
Won't even make a sound.
_ [B] _ _ [E] _ [A] Now she makes everybody sick. _ _
Doing that Panama [F#] stick.
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_ Even our old friends have stopped coming around.
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Hearing Stan Snyder and the neighbors [A] hate her guts.
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She's really, really embarrassing me.
This silent treatment's driving me nuts.
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See, [A] she never told me she [Em] was a mom.
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_ _ [A] Told me she was a [Em] mom, oh no!
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [D] Now she's acting like she's trapped [A] inside a big black _ [E] _
_ box.
What a crime!
_ [D] She never told me, she never [A] told me she [E] was a mom.
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She walks the canter wheel and everywhere [E] we go.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] When on a show, _ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ Jerry's found a picture of herself, [E] our soul.
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_ Always was so quiet.
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She never told [A] me she was a [E] mom.
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She never told [A] me she was [F#] a mom. _
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Acting like she was trapped [A] inside a big black box.
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_ [F#] _ _ _ _ [B] _ [D] She never told me, [A] she never told me she [E] was a mom.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] She never told me, [B] she never told me, [E] she never, she never told me, she was a liar,
[D] she never told me, [B] she never told me, [E] she never, she never told me, she was a liar,
[D] she never told me, [B] she never told me, she never told [E] me, she never told me, she was
a liar, [D] she never told me, [B] she never told me, [E] she never told me, she was a liar, [D] she
was a liar, _ [B] she was a liar, [E] she was a liar.
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