Chords for "Weird Al" Yankovic - Ringtone (Official 4K Video)

_ Once not very long [C#] ago I was [D#m] respected
I [C#m] was popular
[B] But now I [D#m] hang my head [G#m] in shame
[B] Oh-oh-oh-oh
My life [F#] is filled with such [B] regrets
A bad mistake I [C#] can't forget
And now I'll never [B] be the _ _ [C#] same
_ [F#] _ _
[C#] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D#] _ _ [G#] _ _ Ringtone
[F#] Why did I [C#] buy this stupid ringtone?
I just can't imagine now [B] what I was thinking at all
_ [A#] My friends all stare at [D#m] me whenever [F#] I get a call
[B] _ _ _ [F#] Well everybody, [C#] everybody, [D#m] everybody, [B] _ [F#] everybody
Everybody [C#] in the world really [B] hates my ringtone
[C#] When my phone goes off at [F#] work I look like the biggest [B] jerk
Total strangers wanna slap me around
[C#] When it's ringing on the [F#] terrace my neighbors get [B] embarrassed
They're begging me to move out of town
[C#] Well it made my wife so [F#] sick she smashed my iPhone with a [B] brick
But I had it fixed and [D] now it's just fine
[C#] It's a pain, I sure don't [F#] need it and I probably should [B] delete it
But for me that would be crossing the line
Cause I hate to waste above [E] ninety-nine
Hey, I paid good [C#] money for this ringtone
Why did I [C#] buy this stupid ringtone?
[F#] I just can't [B] imagine now what I [F#] was thinking at all
[C#] _
[A#] My friends all stare at [D#m] me whenever I get a call
[B] _ _
[D#] _ [F#] Well everybody, [C#] everybody, [D#m] everybody, [B] everybody
[F#] Everybody in [C#] the world really [B] hates my _
[F#] ringtone
_ _ [C#] _ _ [D#m] _ _
[B] _ _ [F#] _ _ [C#] _ _ [B] _ _
[F#] _ _ _ _ [C#] _ _ [F#] _ _
[B] _ _ [F#] _ _ [C#] _ _ [B] _ _
[F#] _ Chinese factory workers
[C#] They hate my ringtone
[D#m] Muslim women and workers
[B] They hate my ringtone
[F#] Starving kids in Angola
[C#] They hate my ringtone
[D#m] Even folks with Ebola
[B] Just hate my ringtone
[F#] All the nuns and nannies
[C#] All the wealth and mothers
[D#m] All the packers, daddies
[B] Everyone, _ [F#] I'm a man, [C#] everyone
I'm on the scene, [D#m] every single person
Everywhere [B] you turn I'm asleep
[F#] Everybody, [C#] everybody, [D#m] _
[B] everybody, [F#] everybody
Everybody in the whole [C#] wide world really hates [B] my ringtone
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