Chords for Go Kart Racing (Accidentally Masturbating) by Garfunkel and Oates
Tempo:
101.55 bpm
Chords used:
B
A
E
Ab
Am
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
This is about a recent experience I had on a go-kart.
True story.
[E]
Get on my go-kart, [B] strap myself [E] in, rev up the engine, [A] let the fun begin.
Put my foot on the [B] gas, and I'm out of the gate.
[A] But the faster I go, [B] the more the metal vibrates.
My [E] body's [B] tingling from my head to my [E] toes, but the thing that's really [A] buzzing, I hope
nobody knows, cause I'm feeling kind [B] of funny in a biblical [A] way.
God damn, I'm shaking [B] hard, I'm adorning my O'Keeffe bouquet.
I never [Ab] guessed this trembling [A] machine would turn the [B] motor on.
[A] Go [B]-kart racing, accidentally [A] masturbating.
Go [B]-kart racing, [A] mechanicals, I'm ornicating.
Go [B]-kart racing, don't stop until [E] I cross the finish line.
Shifting [B] gears, I can feel my [E] heart throb.
Hope nobody notices I'm getting a [A] boob job.
Don't need [B] no gentleman to start my [A] engine, cause I can even [B] feel a little weird suspension.
[E] Trying to cover up my scandal [B] like I'm Goldman Sachs.
[Gb] But shit is getting real on this indoor track.
[A] I'm about to go blind, and [B] I feel like a creep, cause [A] this person on my board like,
[B] EEEE!
Now my [Ab] driving is getting [A] erratic, cause this [B] transmission is automatic.
[A] Go [B]-kart racing, accidentally [A] masturbating.
Go-kart [B] racing, mechanicals, I'm [A] ornicating.
Go-kart [B] racing, don't stop until I cross the [E] finish line.
[Dbm]
If Brutus' right, we might as well [Ab] fuck it.
Was gonna slow him down, but then I thought, fuck [Am] it.
No one look at me, cause this [B] is it.
Creep, I go, go, holy shit.
[A] Go-kart [B] racing, accidentally masturbating.
Go-kart racing, mechanicals, [A] I'm ornicating.
Go-kart [B] racing, don't stop until I cross [E] the finish line.
[Am] Key change, [B] key change.
Go-kart racing, accidentally masturbating.
Go-kart racing, mechanicals, I'm ornicating.
Go-kart [Ab] racing, don't stop until I cross the [B] finish line.
[A] Hallelujah, amen.
True story.
[E]
Get on my go-kart, [B] strap myself [E] in, rev up the engine, [A] let the fun begin.
Put my foot on the [B] gas, and I'm out of the gate.
[A] But the faster I go, [B] the more the metal vibrates.
My [E] body's [B] tingling from my head to my [E] toes, but the thing that's really [A] buzzing, I hope
nobody knows, cause I'm feeling kind [B] of funny in a biblical [A] way.
God damn, I'm shaking [B] hard, I'm adorning my O'Keeffe bouquet.
I never [Ab] guessed this trembling [A] machine would turn the [B] motor on.
[A] Go [B]-kart racing, accidentally [A] masturbating.
Go [B]-kart racing, [A] mechanicals, I'm ornicating.
Go [B]-kart racing, don't stop until [E] I cross the finish line.
Shifting [B] gears, I can feel my [E] heart throb.
Hope nobody notices I'm getting a [A] boob job.
Don't need [B] no gentleman to start my [A] engine, cause I can even [B] feel a little weird suspension.
[E] Trying to cover up my scandal [B] like I'm Goldman Sachs.
[Gb] But shit is getting real on this indoor track.
[A] I'm about to go blind, and [B] I feel like a creep, cause [A] this person on my board like,
[B] EEEE!
Now my [Ab] driving is getting [A] erratic, cause this [B] transmission is automatic.
[A] Go [B]-kart racing, accidentally [A] masturbating.
Go-kart [B] racing, mechanicals, I'm [A] ornicating.
Go-kart [B] racing, don't stop until I cross the [E] finish line.
[Dbm]
If Brutus' right, we might as well [Ab] fuck it.
Was gonna slow him down, but then I thought, fuck [Am] it.
No one look at me, cause this [B] is it.
Creep, I go, go, holy shit.
[A] Go-kart [B] racing, accidentally masturbating.
Go-kart racing, mechanicals, [A] I'm ornicating.
Go-kart [B] racing, don't stop until I cross [E] the finish line.
[Am] Key change, [B] key change.
Go-kart racing, accidentally masturbating.
Go-kart racing, mechanicals, I'm ornicating.
Go-kart [Ab] racing, don't stop until I cross the [B] finish line.
[A] Hallelujah, amen.
Key:
B
A
E
Ab
Am
B
A
E
This is about a recent experience I had on a go-kart.
True story. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _
Get on my go-kart, [B] strap myself [E] in, rev up the engine, [A] let the fun begin.
Put my foot on the [B] gas, and I'm out of the gate.
[A] But the faster I go, [B] the more the metal vibrates.
My _ _ [E] body's [B] tingling from my head to my [E] toes, but the thing that's really [A] buzzing, I hope
nobody knows, cause I'm feeling kind [B] of funny in a biblical [A] way.
God damn, I'm shaking [B] hard, I'm adorning my O'Keeffe bouquet.
I never [Ab] guessed this trembling [A] machine would turn the [B] motor on. _ _ _
[A] Go [B]-kart racing, accidentally [A] masturbating.
Go [B]-kart racing, [A] mechanicals, I'm ornicating.
Go [B]-kart racing, don't stop until [E] I cross the finish line. _ _
Shifting [B] gears, I can feel my [E] heart throb.
Hope nobody notices I'm getting a [A] boob job.
Don't need [B] no gentleman to start my [A] engine, cause I can even [B] feel a little weird suspension.
_ _ [E] Trying to cover up my scandal [B] like I'm Goldman Sachs.
[Gb] But shit is getting real on this indoor track.
[A] I'm about to go blind, and [B] I feel like a creep, cause [A] this person on my board like,
[B] EEEE!
_ Now my [Ab] driving is getting [A] erratic, cause this [B] transmission is automatic. _ _
[A] Go [B]-kart racing, accidentally [A] masturbating.
Go-kart [B] racing, mechanicals, I'm [A] ornicating.
Go-kart [B] racing, don't stop until I cross the [E] finish line.
_ _ [Dbm]
If Brutus' right, we might as well [Ab] fuck it.
Was gonna slow him down, but then I thought, fuck [Am] it.
No one look at me, cause this [B] is it.
Creep, I go, go, holy shit. _
_ [A] Go-kart [B] racing, accidentally masturbating.
Go-kart racing, mechanicals, [A] I'm ornicating.
Go-kart [B] racing, don't stop until I cross [E] the finish line.
[Am] Key change, [B] key change.
Go-kart racing, accidentally masturbating.
Go-kart racing, mechanicals, I'm ornicating.
Go-kart [Ab] racing, don't stop until I cross the [B] finish line.
_ _ [A] Hallelujah, amen. _
True story. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _
Get on my go-kart, [B] strap myself [E] in, rev up the engine, [A] let the fun begin.
Put my foot on the [B] gas, and I'm out of the gate.
[A] But the faster I go, [B] the more the metal vibrates.
My _ _ [E] body's [B] tingling from my head to my [E] toes, but the thing that's really [A] buzzing, I hope
nobody knows, cause I'm feeling kind [B] of funny in a biblical [A] way.
God damn, I'm shaking [B] hard, I'm adorning my O'Keeffe bouquet.
I never [Ab] guessed this trembling [A] machine would turn the [B] motor on. _ _ _
[A] Go [B]-kart racing, accidentally [A] masturbating.
Go [B]-kart racing, [A] mechanicals, I'm ornicating.
Go [B]-kart racing, don't stop until [E] I cross the finish line. _ _
Shifting [B] gears, I can feel my [E] heart throb.
Hope nobody notices I'm getting a [A] boob job.
Don't need [B] no gentleman to start my [A] engine, cause I can even [B] feel a little weird suspension.
_ _ [E] Trying to cover up my scandal [B] like I'm Goldman Sachs.
[Gb] But shit is getting real on this indoor track.
[A] I'm about to go blind, and [B] I feel like a creep, cause [A] this person on my board like,
[B] EEEE!
_ Now my [Ab] driving is getting [A] erratic, cause this [B] transmission is automatic. _ _
[A] Go [B]-kart racing, accidentally [A] masturbating.
Go-kart [B] racing, mechanicals, I'm [A] ornicating.
Go-kart [B] racing, don't stop until I cross the [E] finish line.
_ _ [Dbm]
If Brutus' right, we might as well [Ab] fuck it.
Was gonna slow him down, but then I thought, fuck [Am] it.
No one look at me, cause this [B] is it.
Creep, I go, go, holy shit. _
_ [A] Go-kart [B] racing, accidentally masturbating.
Go-kart racing, mechanicals, [A] I'm ornicating.
Go-kart [B] racing, don't stop until I cross [E] the finish line.
[Am] Key change, [B] key change.
Go-kart racing, accidentally masturbating.
Go-kart racing, mechanicals, I'm ornicating.
Go-kart [Ab] racing, don't stop until I cross the [B] finish line.
_ _ [A] Hallelujah, amen. _