Chords for Garfunkel and Oates, "I Would Never (Have Sex with You)"

Hi!
Hello again!
We wrote a new song.
It's called I Would Never.
Okay. _ _ _
A one, two, [G] a one, two, [F] three, four.
Remember the time when I was younger, you and I alone, we ate some french fries.
Let's do it again.
_ _ Remember the time we went to the movies, laughed so hard, we cried and we ate more french fries.
[Gm] Let's do it [F] again.
_ _ [E] _
Cause I really like you [F] as a friend.
_ _ [E]
But [D] there are things I can't pretend. _ _
You [Bb] know I would love you [F] till the end. _
[Am] But there is just one problem.
Problem, problem.
_ _ [Dbm] I would never [F] have sex with you.
_ [E] Believe me, you know that if I [F] wanted to, I already would have showed [F] my boobs to you.
_ [Am] But that will never happen. _ _
_ _ _ [F] Remember the time we'd get home and talk and we'd let our secrets out until the sun set.
Let's do it again.
_ _ _ Remember the time we went to the buskers and the dance revolution, we wanted tea, James.
Let's [G] do it again.
_ _ [Bm] _
It [G] shouldn't come as a surprise.
_ _ [C]
You should have seen it [F] in my eyes. _ _
I [D] kinda like some [F] other guys. _
But [Am] there's a bigger problem. _ _
_ _ _ _ [E] I would never [F] have sex with you.
[C] _ [E] Believe me, you know that if I [F] wanted to, _ I already would [F] have knocked out on you.
But _ [Am] _
that will never happen. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ No amount _ [Ab] _ _ _ [Em] _ _ would change my [E] mind at all.
[Am] _
Our lips will never touch.
[Em] Don't get that [E] thought.
But that, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I would never [F] have sex with you.
[C] _
[E] Believe me, you know that if [F] I wanted to, [E] I [D] already would have [F] held hands with you.
_ But [Am] that will _ never happen. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _