Chords for Sex With Ducks: the Music Video by Garfunkel and Oates

[C] _ _ [Am] _ _ [F] _ _ [G] _
[C] Pat Robertson [Am] once said, [G] it's a long downward [F] [C] slide
That will lead to [Am] legalizing sex with ducks
[G] If two men can [F] stand side by side
[C] God I hope [Am] he's right, cause [G] if gay marriage [D] becomes lawful
I'm [Am] gonna find myself a duck
[G] And legally do [F] something awful _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] Ducks, [Am] sex with ducks, [F] we'll do it in the [G] rain
[C] Ducks, [Am] yeah ducks, [F] got those [G] webbed feet on my [Dm] brain
We'll find a pond, we'll [Em] find a puddle
[Am] Put your beak in mine [D] and we'll cuddle
_ [F] It's a feeling I [G] can't name
[F] When sex with ducks and [G] gay marriage [C] are one in the same
[Am] Gonna [F] _ _
[G] _ _ [C] goose that [Am] goose, gonna quack that swan
Gonna [F] rubber my [G] ducky all night long
[C] Gonna whack that mallard [Am] till its feathers plume
[F] Gonna hew it, do it, loo it [G] all over the room
[Am] Scrooge McDuck, gonna [Em] give it to you
[Am] Dive into [Em] your gold until you [F] say
_ DuckTales, [G] woo-hoo _
Ducks, [C] _ [Am] sex with ducks, [F] we'll do it in [G] the rain
[C] Ducks, [Am] yeah ducks, [F] those feathered [G] bodies are [Dm] insane
We'll find a pond, we'll [Em] find a puddle
[Am] I'll be the wind beneath your [D] wings and we'll cuddle
_ [F] It's a feeling I [G] can't name
[F] When sex with ducks and [G] gay marriage are one in [C] the same
[Am] _ _ [F] _ _
[G] One in [C] the same
[Am] _ _ [F] _ _
[G] _ One [C] in the same _ _ _
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