Garfunkel & Oates - Gay Boyfriend Chords
Tempo:
136.25 bpm
Chords used:
G
D
A
E
Bm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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Got a [G] man, call him my boyfriend, and I'm [Eb] fallin' in love
[D] The only [G] man that gives me the things [D] that I am worthy of
Hugs me and holds me, kisses [G] me softly, calls me back right away
[D] Communicates his feelings [Em] to me and cares what I have to say
He says, baby [G] I love you, baby I need you, never [D] gonna let you go
Writes me a love [G] note, takes me shopping, and to Broadway [D] shows
Talk to him like he is a [G] girlfriend, slumber party every night
[D] Never been so happy [G] before, he's almost Mr.
Right
[Bm] I think he's [A] hot and I think [D] he's sweet, and I think he's gay [G] and I think he's neat
[Bm] Okay, okay, [A] say my [G] boyfriend's gay, but what does it matter [A] anyway?
[G] He hasn't come [A] out of the closet [D] yet, till then I'll [G] take all I can get
Two, three, four
[E] He doesn't think I [D] know, but I know, [G] I know, I've always known
[A] He doesn't think it [D] shows, but it shows for [G] sure, it's always [E] shown
You might think he's a little sad, [G] but he's the best lover [E] that I've ever [G] had
[E] At night when we're lying in [D] bed, he's not hard, it's [G] okay, cause he gives me head
Like [A] my mom always [D] said, it takes more than [G] a pound to be good in [E] bed
You don't know the meaning of rock your world
[G] Till you've been with a guy [E] and think like a [Db] girl
Five, six, seven, eight
He lies and says that he's on [G] meds, that's why he's [D] never stiff
When I ask if [G] he's not into me, he always says, eh, [D] eh
But the way he makes up for [G] shortcomings just could not be finer
[D] Cause my new best friend is his [G] tongue and his is my vagina
[D] He reappears from [G] under the covers, [Eb] looking like he's been to war
[D] He's drenched in [G] sweat, he catches his breath, then he hangs back down for [D] more
Afterwards he's never [G] tired, he just wants to talk
[D] And cuddle me until I sleep, [G] then he takes his dog for a walk
[Bm] Someday [A] he'll come out and [D] I'll be happy [G] for him when he does
[Bm] But I know [A] I'll be sad and [D] I'll be thinking [G] of what was
[Bm] Someday [A] this fairy [D] tale will come [G] to an end
Cause [Bm] his fairy tale [A] will find a like-minded friend
[G] But [A] he doesn't think I [D] know, but I know, [G] I know, I've always known
[A] He doesn't think it [D] shows, but it shows, [G] oh show, it's always [E] shown
You don't need no penetration
[G] When you've got a good dose [A] of overcompensation
[G]
[A] At night when we're lying in [D] bed, he's not hard, it's [G] okay, cause he gives me head
[A] Like my mom always [D] said, it takes more than [G] a pound to be good in [E] bed
You don't know the meaning of a slot machine
[G] Till you've been with a king [E] who thinks like a [Bm] queen
I know it's not forever, [A] but that's okay
[Bm] Cause I'm his girlfriend
[G] And he's [D] my game
[Dm]
[D] The only [G] man that gives me the things [D] that I am worthy of
Hugs me and holds me, kisses [G] me softly, calls me back right away
[D] Communicates his feelings [Em] to me and cares what I have to say
He says, baby [G] I love you, baby I need you, never [D] gonna let you go
Writes me a love [G] note, takes me shopping, and to Broadway [D] shows
Talk to him like he is a [G] girlfriend, slumber party every night
[D] Never been so happy [G] before, he's almost Mr.
Right
[Bm] I think he's [A] hot and I think [D] he's sweet, and I think he's gay [G] and I think he's neat
[Bm] Okay, okay, [A] say my [G] boyfriend's gay, but what does it matter [A] anyway?
[G] He hasn't come [A] out of the closet [D] yet, till then I'll [G] take all I can get
Two, three, four
[E] He doesn't think I [D] know, but I know, [G] I know, I've always known
[A] He doesn't think it [D] shows, but it shows for [G] sure, it's always [E] shown
You might think he's a little sad, [G] but he's the best lover [E] that I've ever [G] had
[E] At night when we're lying in [D] bed, he's not hard, it's [G] okay, cause he gives me head
Like [A] my mom always [D] said, it takes more than [G] a pound to be good in [E] bed
You don't know the meaning of rock your world
[G] Till you've been with a guy [E] and think like a [Db] girl
Five, six, seven, eight
He lies and says that he's on [G] meds, that's why he's [D] never stiff
When I ask if [G] he's not into me, he always says, eh, [D] eh
But the way he makes up for [G] shortcomings just could not be finer
[D] Cause my new best friend is his [G] tongue and his is my vagina
[D] He reappears from [G] under the covers, [Eb] looking like he's been to war
[D] He's drenched in [G] sweat, he catches his breath, then he hangs back down for [D] more
Afterwards he's never [G] tired, he just wants to talk
[D] And cuddle me until I sleep, [G] then he takes his dog for a walk
[Bm] Someday [A] he'll come out and [D] I'll be happy [G] for him when he does
[Bm] But I know [A] I'll be sad and [D] I'll be thinking [G] of what was
[Bm] Someday [A] this fairy [D] tale will come [G] to an end
Cause [Bm] his fairy tale [A] will find a like-minded friend
[G] But [A] he doesn't think I [D] know, but I know, [G] I know, I've always known
[A] He doesn't think it [D] shows, but it shows, [G] oh show, it's always [E] shown
You don't need no penetration
[G] When you've got a good dose [A] of overcompensation
[G]
[A] At night when we're lying in [D] bed, he's not hard, it's [G] okay, cause he gives me head
[A] Like my mom always [D] said, it takes more than [G] a pound to be good in [E] bed
You don't know the meaning of a slot machine
[G] Till you've been with a king [E] who thinks like a [Bm] queen
I know it's not forever, [A] but that's okay
[Bm] Cause I'm his girlfriend
[G] And he's [D] my game
[Dm]
Key:
G
D
A
E
Bm
G
D
A
Got a [G] man, call him my boyfriend, and I'm [Eb] fallin' in love
[D] The only [G] man that gives me the things [D] that I am worthy of
Hugs me and holds me, kisses [G] me softly, calls me back right away
[D] _ Communicates his feelings [Em] to me and cares what I have to say
He says, baby [G] I love you, baby I need you, never [D] gonna let you go
Writes me a love [G] note, takes me shopping, and to Broadway [D] shows
Talk to him like he is a [G] girlfriend, slumber party every night
[D] Never been so happy [G] before, he's almost Mr.
Right
[Bm] I think he's [A] hot and I think [D] he's sweet, and I think he's gay [G] and I think he's neat
_ [Bm] Okay, okay, [A] say my [G] boyfriend's gay, but what does it matter _ [A] anyway?
_ _ _ [G] He hasn't come [A] out of the closet [D] yet, till then I'll [G] take all I can get
Two, three, four
[E] He doesn't think I [D] know, but I know, [G] I know, I've always known
[A] He doesn't think it [D] shows, but it shows for [G] sure, it's always [E] shown
You might think he's a little sad, [G] but he's the best lover [E] that I've ever [G] had
[E] At night when we're lying in [D] bed, he's not hard, it's [G] okay, cause he gives me head
Like [A] my mom always [D] said, it takes more than [G] a pound to be good in [E] bed
You don't know the meaning of rock your world
[G] Till you've been with a guy [E] and think like a [Db] girl
Five, six, seven, eight
He lies and says that he's on [G] meds, that's why he's [D] never stiff
When I ask if [G] he's not into me, he always says, eh, [D] eh
But the way he makes up for [G] shortcomings just could not be finer
[D] Cause my new best friend is his [G] tongue and his is my vagina
[D] He reappears from [G] under the covers, [Eb] looking like he's been to war
[D] He's drenched in [G] sweat, he catches his breath, then he hangs back down for [D] more
Afterwards he's never [G] tired, he just wants to talk
[D] And cuddle me until I sleep, [G] then he takes his dog for a walk
_ _ _ [Bm] Someday [A] he'll come out and [D] I'll be happy [G] for him when he does
[Bm] But I know [A] I'll be sad and [D] I'll be thinking [G] of what was
[Bm] Someday [A] this fairy [D] tale will come [G] to an end
Cause [Bm] his fairy tale [A] will find a like-minded friend
_ _ _ [G] But [A] he doesn't think I [D] know, but I know, [G] I know, I've always known
[A] He doesn't think it [D] shows, but it shows, [G] oh show, it's always [E] shown
You don't need no _ penetration
[G] When you've got a good dose [A] of _ overcompensation
[G] _
[A] At night when we're lying in [D] bed, he's not hard, it's [G] okay, cause he gives me head
[A] Like my mom always [D] said, it takes more than [G] a pound to be good in [E] bed
You don't know the meaning of a slot machine
[G] Till you've been with a king [E] who thinks like a [Bm] queen _
_ I know it's not forever, [A] but that's okay
[Bm] Cause I'm his girlfriend _
_ _ [G] _ _ And he's _ _ [D] my _ _ game _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Dm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] The only [G] man that gives me the things [D] that I am worthy of
Hugs me and holds me, kisses [G] me softly, calls me back right away
[D] _ Communicates his feelings [Em] to me and cares what I have to say
He says, baby [G] I love you, baby I need you, never [D] gonna let you go
Writes me a love [G] note, takes me shopping, and to Broadway [D] shows
Talk to him like he is a [G] girlfriend, slumber party every night
[D] Never been so happy [G] before, he's almost Mr.
Right
[Bm] I think he's [A] hot and I think [D] he's sweet, and I think he's gay [G] and I think he's neat
_ [Bm] Okay, okay, [A] say my [G] boyfriend's gay, but what does it matter _ [A] anyway?
_ _ _ [G] He hasn't come [A] out of the closet [D] yet, till then I'll [G] take all I can get
Two, three, four
[E] He doesn't think I [D] know, but I know, [G] I know, I've always known
[A] He doesn't think it [D] shows, but it shows for [G] sure, it's always [E] shown
You might think he's a little sad, [G] but he's the best lover [E] that I've ever [G] had
[E] At night when we're lying in [D] bed, he's not hard, it's [G] okay, cause he gives me head
Like [A] my mom always [D] said, it takes more than [G] a pound to be good in [E] bed
You don't know the meaning of rock your world
[G] Till you've been with a guy [E] and think like a [Db] girl
Five, six, seven, eight
He lies and says that he's on [G] meds, that's why he's [D] never stiff
When I ask if [G] he's not into me, he always says, eh, [D] eh
But the way he makes up for [G] shortcomings just could not be finer
[D] Cause my new best friend is his [G] tongue and his is my vagina
[D] He reappears from [G] under the covers, [Eb] looking like he's been to war
[D] He's drenched in [G] sweat, he catches his breath, then he hangs back down for [D] more
Afterwards he's never [G] tired, he just wants to talk
[D] And cuddle me until I sleep, [G] then he takes his dog for a walk
_ _ _ [Bm] Someday [A] he'll come out and [D] I'll be happy [G] for him when he does
[Bm] But I know [A] I'll be sad and [D] I'll be thinking [G] of what was
[Bm] Someday [A] this fairy [D] tale will come [G] to an end
Cause [Bm] his fairy tale [A] will find a like-minded friend
_ _ _ [G] But [A] he doesn't think I [D] know, but I know, [G] I know, I've always known
[A] He doesn't think it [D] shows, but it shows, [G] oh show, it's always [E] shown
You don't need no _ penetration
[G] When you've got a good dose [A] of _ overcompensation
[G] _
[A] At night when we're lying in [D] bed, he's not hard, it's [G] okay, cause he gives me head
[A] Like my mom always [D] said, it takes more than [G] a pound to be good in [E] bed
You don't know the meaning of a slot machine
[G] Till you've been with a king [E] who thinks like a [Bm] queen _
_ I know it's not forever, [A] but that's okay
[Bm] Cause I'm his girlfriend _
_ _ [G] _ _ And he's _ _ [D] my _ _ game _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Dm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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