Chords for This Party Took a Turn for the Douche (Official Video) by Garfunkel and Oates

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_ [Am] We roll into the bar cause that's how [F] we do Garfunkel and the rest of [Dm] the crew
Give a dollar to my homegirl and watch that bitch go [E] she
Hits up the jukebox and puts on Jim [F] Croce _ Operator, [Am] can you help me place this call?
Well we're laughing and talking and the drinks are [F] flowing
And I'm liking the direction this night is [Dm] going
But then I look up and something has [E] changed Everyone around us looks fucking [Am] deranged
I look to my left, I look to my [F] right Nothing but Von Dutch hats [Dm] in sight
With super tight abs and super tan [E] skin I swear this ain't the club that [Am] I walked
in The techno music starts [F] to play
And the room smells like Axe body spray [Dm] I'm like gold in my ear with no gold in my
ear [E] Please tell me what the hell happened here?
[Am] Yo it ain't pretty [F] but you know it's the truth
[Dm] This party just [E] took a turn [Am] for the douche
_ For the douche, for the [F] douche, for the motherfucking [Dm] douche
Thought it was a perfect party Now it's just a love at [F] Ed [E] Hardy
This party just took a [Am] turn for the douche
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_ [Am] Guess I can't beat him so I'm gonna [F] join him Need some douche phrases and I'm gonna [Dm] coin
them Put my bluetooth in and I'm on my way
[E] Gonna be a motherfucking douchebag today [Am] Gonna groom my beard like a bonsai [F] tree
Wax off my chest like Mr.
Miyagi [Dm] Got a Chinese hat, don't know what it means
[E] But it makes me look great to girls in their teens
[Am] Don't need sleeves on my shirt, just rub them [F] off
And leave them exposed like Bernie [Dm] Madoff Fake tan so brown you can call me [E] foxy
Gonna pop my collar like Limba [Am] Pop's Oxy Got more chains than Mr.
[F] T and I pity the
fuckwad who messes with [Dm] me Cause I'm doing roids till my balls [E] get peeny
Like Dennis Quaid in Inner Space up [A] inside the weenie
Getting crunk on brewskis with [F] my broskis Cooler than Ice Cube wearing [Dm] snowskis
Sweeter than the life of Zack and Cody [E] Higher than the voice of Truman Capote
[Am] Yeah I'll drop a G [F] for that bottle of [Dm] goose This party just [E] took a turn [Am] for the douche
For the douche, for the [F] douche, for the motherfucking [Dm] douche
Thought it was a perfect party Now it's just [F] a love at Ed [E] Hardy
This party just took a [Am] turn for the [F] douche
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_ [Am] We're an army in the night like Norman Mayer [F] And it's time to be a tool like my name is
Tim Taylor [Dm] I'm a VIP cause my table said so
[E] I'ma use some rubies cause this gank said no
[Am] I like my hair like I like my girls [E] drink Spite is fun
[Am] Did my last kink stand like General [F] Custer And I'm assessing the damage like a claims
[Dm] adjuster I ain't your daddy but I'll call you [E] son
Yeah I get metaphysical like fucking John [Am] Gunn
I'm holding up the beats like I was [F] Lloyd Babler
Girls are on the dance floor shaking their [Dm] cobbler
I'm cool like LL, fly like [E] Jeff Goldblum And I'm gonna find the biggest hoe [Am] in this room
Rose wax is Brazilian, her [F] manicure's French Jean Nete is her signature stench
[Dm] She's got rocks on her fingers and Benita [E] Rariola's
Her garden's more savage than Ch-Ch-Cherry [A] Cola's
Her heels are as clear as my intentions to [F] bang her
Hope she's birth controlled like Margaret Sanger
[Dm] Gonna bone her, stibone her, Mike Seaver Her [E] beaver, take her gold for cash
Then motherfucking leave her
_ [Am] I ain't in love with you [F] cousin I ain't George Michael [Dm] Booth
This party [E] just took a [Am] turn for the douche
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the douche, [F] for the douche, for the [Dm] motherfucking douche
Thought it was a perfect party
Now it's just a load of [F] Ed [E] Hardy
This party just took a turn [Am] for the douche
For the [F] douche, for the douche, for the motherfucking [Dm] douche
Thought it was a [F] perfect party
[Dm] Now it's just a load [F] of Ed Hardy
[E] This party just took a [Am] turn for the douche [F] Fuck you
For [Dm] the [E] douche Fuck you
[Am] For the [F] douche
Fuck you
[Dm] _ _ [E] Fuck you
_ Fuck you
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_ Go to [G] your face _ _ _