Chords for This Party Took a Turn for the Douche by Garfunkel and Oates

_ Yo, you ready?
Yeah, let's do this shit.
Hit me [Am] up.
_ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _ [Am] _
_ [F] _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [A] We roll into the bar, cause that's how we [F] do.
Garf, Uncle O, and the rest of the crew.
[Dm] Give a dollar to my homegirl and watch that bitch go.
[E] She hits up the jukebox and puts on Jim [F] Croce.
Operator, can [A] you help me place this call?
We're laughing and talking and the drinks are flowing.
And [F] I'm liking the direction this night is going.
[Dm] But then I look up and something has changed.
[E] Everyone around us looks fucking [A] deranged.
I look to my left, I look to my [F] right.
Nothing but Von Dutch hats in [Dm] sight.
With super tight abs and super tan skin.
[E] I swear this ain't the club that I [A] walked in.
Techno music starts to play.
[F] And the room smells like Axe body spray.
[Dm] I'm like gold in my ear with no gold in my ear.
[E] Please tell me what the hell happened here.
[A] Yo, it ain't pity, [F] but you know it's the truth.
[Dm] This party just took [E] a turn for [A] the douche.
For the douche, for the douche, [Dm] for the motherfucking douche.
Thought it was a perfect party.
Now it's just a lot of Ed Hardy.
This [E] party just took a turn for the [A] douche. _
_ [Dm] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [A]
Guess I can't beat him so I'm gonna [F] join him.
Need some douche phrases and I'm gonna coin [D] them.
Put my Bluetooth in and I'm on my [E] way.
Gonna be a motherfucking douche bag today.
[A] Gonna groom my beard like a bonsai tree.
[F] Wax off my chest like Mr.
Miyagi [D] got a Chinese tat.
Don't know what it means, [E] but it makes me look deep to girls and their teens.
[A] Don't need sleeves in my shirt, just rip them off.
[F] And leave them exposed like Bernie Madoff.
They [Dm] tan so brown you can call me Fock.
Gonna [E] pop my collar like Limbaugh pops Oxy.
[A] Got more chains than Mr.
[F] T.
And I pity the fuckwad who messes with [Dm] me.
Cause I'm doing Roy till my balls get [E] teeny.
Like Dennis Quaid in Innerspace, up inside the [A] weenie.
Getting crunk on those skis with my [F] bro skis.
Cooler than ice cube wearing snow [D] skis.
Sweeter than the life of Zack and Cody.
[E] Hire some Truman Capote and [A] I'll drop a G for [F] that bottle of goose.
[D] This party just took [C#m] a turn for [A] the douche.
_ For the douche, for the douche, [F] for the motherfucking douche.
[Dm] Thought it was a perfect [F] party.
[Dm] Now it's just a lot of [F] Ed Hardy.
[E] This party just took a [A] turn for the douche.
_ [F] _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ [A] We're an army in the night like Norman [F] Mabel.
And it's time to be a tittle like my name is Tim [Dm] Taylor.
I'm a VIP cause my table said so.
[E] I'm a use of rumors cause this gang said no.
[A] I like my hair like I like my girl Drake.
[E]
Spudges Fock.
[A] Did my last pig stamp like General Custer.
And [F] I'm assessing the damage like a claims adjuster.
[Dm] I ain't yo daddy but I'll call you son.
[E] Yeah I get metaphysical like fucking John Donne.
[A] I'm holding up the beats like I was Moe Dobbin.
[F] Girls are on the dance floor shaking their cobbler.
[Dm] I'm cool like LL.
Fly like Jeff [E] Goldblum.
And I'm gonna find the biggest hoe in [A] this room.
Her black is Brazilian.
Her manicure's [F] French.
Gina Tay is her signature [Dm] stench.
She got rocks on her fingers and beneath her [E] areolas.
Her garden's more savage than T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T [A]-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T _ _ [F]-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T _ -T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T [D] _ _ _ _ [E]-T
Then motherfuckin' leave her
_ I ain't in love with [F] you, cousin
I ain't George Michael, cousin
[Dm] This party just took [C#m] a turn for [A] the douche
_ _ _ _ [C#] For the douche, for the douche, for the motherfuckin' [Dm] douche
Thought it was a perfect party
Now it's just a [F] lot of Ed Hardy
[C#m] This party just took a turn for the douche, for the [F] douche, for the motherfuckin' douche
Thought it was a perfect party
[Dm] Now it's just a lot [F] of Ed Hardy
[E] This party just took a turn [A] for the douche
[F] _
_ [Dm] _ _ [E] _ _ [A] _ [F] Fuck you
[Dm] _ [E] Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you [A] Fuck you
_ Word to your face and [N] your mother
_ _ _ Want some Ed Hardy wine?